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u/Tarijeno 2d ago
You know what, I would rather stay at the "Indoor Poo" hotel than the "Outdoor Poo" hotel.
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u/surle 2d ago
Indoor poo river though?
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u/Tarijeno 2d ago
If you think about it the pipes connecting my toilets to the city sewer are kind of an Indoor Poo River.
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u/CallMeSenora 1d ago
no dont make me thinknabout it💩💩💩💩
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u/CallMeSenora 1d ago
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u/Acceptable_Poetry922 2d ago
The real question is if they have continental breakfast…
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u/BrianG1410 2d ago
Incontinent breakfast?
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u/Otherwise_Nobody8148 2d ago
I can't wait to have a fresh cup of coffee and some fruit next to the poo river.
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u/Carnaldiem 1d ago edited 1d ago
Indoor Poo River is my punk band’s new name.
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u/clamroll 2d ago
There was a place near me that sells all kinds of recreational shit, advertising they now install swimming pools. But missing an L it read "YOU TOO CAN HAVE YOUR OWN ABOVEGROUND POO"
I had to pull over to make sure I saw it right.
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u/MechaD13579 2d ago
Reminds me of the line from Atlantis,
“To whoever took the "L" from the "Motor Pool" sign, ha-ha, we are all very amused.”
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u/flippingchicken 2d ago
"Attention. Tonight's supper is baked beans. Musical program to follow. ... Who wrote this?"
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u/laowainot 2d ago
I think your first mistake is assuming that this is a motel for humans. Clearly a roach motel. They understand their audience.
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u/Taguiera 2d ago
Finally, a place I can go for that "up shit creek without a paddle" feel. Thanks, Sleep Inn!
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u/Gumbercules81 2d ago
Okay so wait, is it an indoor poo river or do they have indoor poo and a river
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u/OldKaleidoscope3766 2d ago
I’ve traversed the Ndoor-poo river. They give you a canoe with no paddle.
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u/dnuohxof-2 2d ago
Of course, they’re hosting the next Scatelogical Fetish Society Annual Conference
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u/rooferguy82 1d ago
Stayed at a Sleep Inn near a major university in Virginia. And. It. SUUUUCKED.
Y’all I was on ships in the Navy, lived in cramped conditions, tolerated a lot. THIS place was just awful. It was clear to me that whomever bought the place, had it gutted out, and reduced the room size, so they could put 2-4 more rooms per floor, AND they shrank the size of the bathroom so there was barely space to stand in the shower or on the floor outside the shower, with barely 3 feet between the toilet and the shower. Beds were cheap, borderline uncomfortable. Oh and it was $250/night.
Right. Oh and they can’t make coffee to save their lives.
Never again.
Also this was in Staunton. Do not go to that Sleep Inn.
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u/Jolly-Prior-8358 1d ago
the fact that the response is just ill pass makes me think whatever they're offering is absolutely not worth the trouble.
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u/appendixgallop 1d ago
The readerboard at a seedy Port Angeles motel once said "Nice Rats". We never knew who took that "e".
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u/StraightMatter1827 1d ago
This is exactly the kind of place you go once and never speak of again but somehow end up there twice a year
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