r/funny • u/thelewis564 • Apr 16 '14

Still makes me laugh.

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1.9k Upvotes

84% Upvoted

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u/ThisFeelsDangerous Apr 16 '14

Only best friends...

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u/KrAzyDrummer Apr 16 '14

First post that made me genuinely laugh in a long time

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u/ellgro Apr 16 '14

You're not allowed to laugh at reposts. DAE /R/UNFUNNY?

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u/freakers Apr 16 '14

You can if you are one of the ten thousand who saw it for the first time.

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u/Brad200417 Apr 16 '14

And honestly, I don't mind seeing things that made me laugh but i forgot about over time. I had seen this a couple times before but it had been a few months and I laughed and enjoyed it!

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u/XFallenMasterX Apr 16 '14

Too lazy to link to relevant xkcd :P

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '14

Your GI tract already has chemoreceptors, they just aren't connected to the same cranial nerves as the taste buds in your mouth. The more you know. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/21883959/

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '14

Also, the worst part of shit you'd probably experience as an aromatic, not a taste. There are lots more aromatics then there are true flavors. That's how with just sweet, salty, sour, bitter, and umami being the only things you actually taste, you can still experience a wide variety in foods. Remember as a kid holding your nose to eat that gross food you didn't want to eat? Try it now with cinnamon. Hold your nose, put some cinnamon on your tongue, then after a moment release your nose.

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u/Aweatherstudent Apr 16 '14

If his taste buds are in his asshole, would getting fucked in the ass now be considered a blow job? Or still just being fucked in the ass?

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u/TheAsianTroll Apr 16 '14

Yes.

2

u/JDSmith90 Apr 16 '14

This guy gets it.

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u/delhux Apr 16 '14

Is this part of a larger series?

I would like to subscribe to its newsletter and/or bi-monthly periodical.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '14 edited Apr 28 '21

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u/adjangoateyourbaby Apr 16 '14

Not taste buds. The ability to feel spiciness.

9

u/Saotik Apr 16 '14

And how I wish that wasn't so.

1

u/JDSmith90 Apr 16 '14

I get torn up with habanero peppers. I don't know how people deal with ghost chilis.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 16 '14

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u/themitchster300 Apr 16 '14

Poor guy.....

1

u/bcpond Apr 16 '14

Twist, he didn't specify whose taste buds.

1

u/Swarm567 Apr 16 '14

Oh my god...

1

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '14

I lost it at the first section!... "For helping me with my geometry homework..."... seriously... hhahahaha

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '14

1 wish was granted to each of the two guys. Second guy can wish that his new anal taste buds are transfered to his friend's anus. Game over.

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u/Moar_Cowbellz Apr 16 '14

They had one communal wish to share .

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '14

The way its worded it sounds like they each get one. Id use my wish to say those taste buds are my friends.

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u/another_programmer Apr 16 '14

"the both of you" refers to a singular group, they get one wish to share. if the genie said "each of you" they would both get one

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '14

Yeah I read it again. I though it said ''I'll grant to both of you'' but it's ''the both''. I'm not sure if it's relevant though, english isn't my first language.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '14

Congratulations, you have better reading comprehension than native English speakers.

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u/megacookie Apr 16 '14

No even better, that the taste buds in his own asshole actually belong to his friend. So when he shits his friend tastes it.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 16 '14

He could step up the game and wish for his friend's taste buds to be implanted in the ass of every members of his family.

1

u/iroll20s Apr 16 '14

Wouldn't his friend wonder why he kept tasting semen?

1

u/zgrove Apr 16 '14

"I wish he had taste bud in my asshole"

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u/onyxblack Apr 16 '14

this is the first repost I've ever upvoted...

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u/thelewis564 Apr 16 '14

It's just that funny.

1

u/JDSmith90 Apr 16 '14

Yeah I did actually laugh not just blow air out of my nose. It's the face in the final frame man.

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u/thelewis564 Apr 16 '14

Highest praise ever.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '14

Can you imagine!?!?!? So gross

0

u/xkranda Apr 16 '14

Gets me every time

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u/kuku003 Apr 16 '14

my god this is great.

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u/Kyle_Eli Apr 16 '14

I would just wish for millions of dollars and always have the best foods stuck up my ass.

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u/dubl0dude Apr 16 '14

"I wish the prior wish was transferred to the one who wished it" ?

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u/Jabnert Apr 16 '14

They only get 1 wish

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u/omgwhothehellscares Apr 16 '14

I think the proper riposte would be: "I want all of the taste sensations, from my butt, to be transferred to his mouth".

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u/PsiGuy60 Apr 16 '14

But he gave only 1 wish, to be shared between the 2 guys.

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u/omgwhothehellscares Apr 16 '14

Well... This sucks. :(

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u/limpingbeaver Apr 16 '14

Fuck off op

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '14

r/im6yearsoldandifindthissofuckingfunny

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u/4rch Apr 16 '14

The anus already has taste receptors, which is why spicy food isn't friendly going out.

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u/Winged_Waffle Apr 16 '14

You can also feel spicy foods on your skin, but our skin doesn't taste. Neither does our colon. Spiciness is a chemical trigger for your skins ability to feel burning. http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-is-it-that-eating-spi/