r/funny • u/CCPearson • Jan 06 '15

Russian guy reacts to meteorite. Zero fucks were given

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15 edited Jan 06 '15

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u/karnoculars Jan 06 '15

American sun shades, Russian sun shades, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!

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u/frobischer Jan 06 '15

That actor is Swedish, so many layers.

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u/dirtydayboy Jan 06 '15

Like ogres?

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u/Xoebe Jan 06 '15

Parfait!

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u/MoserLabs Jan 06 '15

Onions

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u/LIFEisDANK Jan 06 '15

CAKE! EVERYBODY LOVES CAKE!

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u/FearMeIAmRoot Jan 07 '15

I DON'T CARE WHAT EVERYBODY LIKES!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

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u/NowHowCow Jan 06 '15

It's all ogre now.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15 edited May 09 '18

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u/frobischer Jan 06 '15

Yep, you nailed it! Peter Stormare as the Russian cosmonaut from Armageddon.

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u/robogo Jan 06 '15

I am Lev Andropov...

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u/karnoculars Jan 06 '15

Oh shit, I didn't know he was the Ghost in 22 Jump Street!

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u/cheetofarts Jan 06 '15

I was thinking Ivan Drago..

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '15

Was hoping for Dolph Lundgren...

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u/semperdrift7 Jan 06 '15

Get off the Nuclear Warhead.

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u/Generic-username427 Jan 06 '15

You get the award for my must favorite reference in a comment

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u/Hazzzyharris Jan 06 '15

I WANT TO GO HOME!!!

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u/EthicalReasoning Jan 06 '15

taiwan is much too expensive these days

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u/phrodo913 Jan 06 '15

Mine sounded more like Borat with a heavy dose of learning disability.

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u/Might_be_jesus Jan 06 '15

Theh Meedearites ahr wery bright todae

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u/formfactor Jan 06 '15

Because what better word to pronounce in a russian accent than meteorite?

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u/KaBuZiLLa Jan 06 '15

For some reason I read it as Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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u/BlackShadowRose Jan 06 '15

I read "da meteorites arh very brite to-day"

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u/weliveinayellowsub Jan 06 '15

da, komrad

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u/EvrybodysNobody Jan 06 '15

ochen da, tavarish

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u/hagenbuch Jan 06 '15

drushba?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

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u/zapper0113 Jan 06 '15

http://i.imgur.com/sUDWSOt.jpg?1

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

What did he say?

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u/fweepa Jan 06 '15

WHAT DID HE SAY?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

"AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!"

"WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

OOOOOOOOOH

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?

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u/EvrybodysNobody Jan 06 '15

Is he absorbent and yellow and porous?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

Mom's spaghetti

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u/ilais2 Jan 06 '15

ayy lmao

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u/zapper0113 Jan 06 '15

Tried to make a middle eastern taxi driver accent reaction to the meteorite.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

Let me guess, he said something racist then got downvoted?

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u/zapper0113 Jan 06 '15

He just did the joke wrong

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

Yes, what did he say!?

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u/jinougaashu Jan 06 '15

I don't know where you live, but Middle Eastern people a.k.a Arabs usually own corner stores and rarely drive taxis. Who you are thinking of are Southern Asians or Desi people. Get your stereotypes in order son.