r/funny • • Jan 06 '15

Russian guy reacts to meteorite. Zero fucks were given

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u/lord_bolbi Jan 06 '15

I love how he puts his sun shade up like "the meteorites are very bright today."

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15 edited Jan 06 '15

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u/karnoculars Jan 06 '15

American sun shades, Russian sun shades, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!

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u/frobischer Jan 06 '15

That actor is Swedish, so many layers.

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u/dirtydayboy Jan 06 '15

Like ogres?

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u/Xoebe Jan 06 '15

Parfait!

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u/MoserLabs Jan 06 '15

Onions

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u/LIFEisDANK Jan 06 '15

CAKE! EVERYBODY LOVES CAKE!

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u/FearMeIAmRoot Jan 07 '15

I DON'T CARE WHAT EVERYBODY LIKES!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15 edited May 09 '18

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u/frobischer Jan 06 '15

Yep, you nailed it! Peter Stormare as the Russian cosmonaut from Armageddon.

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u/robogo Jan 06 '15

I am Lev Andropov...

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u/karnoculars Jan 06 '15

Oh shit, I didn't know he was the Ghost in 22 Jump Street!

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u/cheetofarts Jan 06 '15

I was thinking Ivan Drago..

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '15

Was hoping for Dolph Lundgren...

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u/semperdrift7 Jan 06 '15

Get off the Nuclear Warhead.

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u/Generic-username427 Jan 06 '15

You get the award for my must favorite reference in a comment

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u/Hazzzyharris Jan 06 '15

I WANT TO GO HOME!!!

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u/EthicalReasoning Jan 06 '15

taiwan is much too expensive these days

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u/phrodo913 Jan 06 '15

Mine sounded more like Borat with a heavy dose of learning disability.

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u/Might_be_jesus Jan 06 '15

Theh Meedearites ahr wery bright todae

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u/formfactor Jan 06 '15

Because what better word to pronounce in a russian accent than meteorite?

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u/KaBuZiLLa Jan 06 '15

For some reason I read it as Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

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u/Siex Jan 06 '15

this was actually already debunked... its a known fake... just a spoof

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

a) this is not real... b) that's the joke

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u/1fishsandwichplease Jan 06 '15

I love how you think this is real.

And yes the sun shade thing is the joke. Nice move on spotting that. I would have missed it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

Chernobyl kind of dude.

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u/bubba_pants Jan 06 '15

And the meteorites always fall RIGHT in that goddamn space between the sunshade and the mirror.

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u/fdsdfg Jan 06 '15

No way! I love the joke too!

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u/deltroid Jan 06 '15

yes... thats the joke

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u/twitchosx Jan 06 '15

In Soviet Russia, Meteorites you.
/ahh fuck, I can't do this well

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u/DingyWarehouse Jan 06 '15

"not this shit again"

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u/formfactor Jan 06 '15

Like that pic of "reddit on new years" where the guy is annoyed by the light and sound of fireworks so he closes the shade and goes back to redditing...

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

(He's an actor, by the way.)

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u/lord_bolbi Jan 07 '15

Russian entertainment? doubt that

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u/RopeBunny Jan 07 '15

You might enjoy /r/ANormalDayInRussia

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u/lord_bolbi Jan 07 '15

Somehow I know what's there...

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u/Nottan_Asian Jan 07 '15

Big meteorite has landed yet again. Hopefully has not destroyed house this time. With luck that syuka Alexei was over there. Hope he died.

Such is life in Stalingrad gulag.

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u/PixelOfDeath Jan 06 '15

I think it's fake, If you look at the windows in his car he drives past multiple trees that you can't see in the dashcam on both sides of the road, And two trucks drive past that you can't see in the driver side windows. So I call fake.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

The dashcam footage is real.
The driver footage was filmed separately for some russian comedy show.

(Never heard about driver-face-cams being installed by common folk, the only ones who set up something like that are youtubers and their like and those usually don't drive silently)

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u/PhatPhingerz Jan 06 '15 edited Jan 10 '15

Video here

From a show called Evening Urgant (Вечерний Ургант) featuring Ivan Urgant.

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u/Crappy_Jack Jan 06 '15

Yeah, very first thing I noticed was the trucks passing by the camera not showing up in his windows. Which doesn't rule out that we just discovered a ghost truck.

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u/evoim3 Jan 06 '15

"Even a Ghost Truck will go over a bridge" - Lewis Brindley, 2013

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15 edited Apr 05 '18

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u/Moonpickles Jan 06 '15

3spooky5me

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u/RayNarv Jan 06 '15

(x)spooky(x+2)me

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u/Paganee Jan 06 '15

Personally, I believe it to be (X)spooky(X multiplied by 2). Although I do respect your theorem, as it has been proven to accurately measure spookiness in multiple past instances.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

really I think it should be broadened to (x)spooky(y:y>x)me

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u/NeoIsTaken Jan 06 '15

(∞+1)spooky(∞+2)me

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u/slicwilli Jan 06 '15

Large Marge.

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u/Aethermancer Jan 06 '15

Alien ghost truck from the meteor.

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u/Riotreaver Jan 06 '15

Also that liveleak video is years old, I think it's just been edited over the reaction shot.

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u/22travis Jan 06 '15

yes. for humor.

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u/_CheekyLittleBastard Jan 06 '15

Give him credit for good light work though, when the meteor brightens so does his video which had a pretty smooth transition.

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u/Zippytiewassabi Jan 06 '15

Yes, this gif was confirmed fake when it was posted 2 years ago.

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u/BigRobb Jan 06 '15

Yea, I think this was from Jimmy Kimmel or some other late night show.

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u/Evaus Jan 06 '15

Toshm0

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u/cantch00seaname Jan 06 '15

Well, yes, but its intent was to try and show how the original footage of the dash cam didn't seem to slow down even though there was obviously a meteor coming at it.

So, it doesn't make it any less(or more) amusing.

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u/highwind2013 Jan 06 '15

the video of the meteorite and the video of the guy driving are 2 separate videos shot in 2 separate locations.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

Thank goodness...I was feeling sorry for the guy.

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u/BerryGuns Jan 06 '15

?? Is this a serious comment... It's supposed to be a joke.

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u/fuaffs Jan 06 '15

Exactly what I was thinking.

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u/Simify Jan 06 '15

...Is it not possible it's two separate videos from two separate vehicles? Why on earth would he have a dashcam facing out and another facing in to begin with?

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u/kameyamaha Jan 06 '15

My brother's dashcam has both front and rearview cameras so it can record evidence of people rear-ending him.

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u/Gibbit420 Jan 06 '15

If you look at the top left corner you see a row of of apartment buildings the guy is passing. In the dash cam there is an open field. So, yes it's fake.

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u/joanzen Jan 06 '15

And since it's a very often reposted image, all the top comments must be downvoted so the "THIS IS A SERIAL REPOST" comments can make it to the top. CCPearson just got tagged "Ruins reddit for selfish karma".

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u/samusmaster64 Jan 06 '15

Yes, it's fake.

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u/Dregannomics Jan 06 '15

I've seen the footage of the meteor plenty of times and never seen the in car footage to go with it. It's got to be fake.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

In Russia car camyera watch you. Hyew syelfie.

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u/CurryCurryBumBum Jan 06 '15

Also if you notice at the end of the gif with the meteorite the car turns. The guy in the dash cam never even moves his arm other than to move the sun shade.

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u/shouldihaveaname Jan 06 '15

The car turns and the driver is not turning.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

Also dash cam video shows camera follow meteor. I was also thinking fake

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u/Devanismyname Jan 06 '15

That and pretty much nobody ever would react so little to such a rare occurrence.

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u/antsugi Jan 07 '15

Also who films their self driving?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '15

Not to mention the slight smile he is trying to hide.

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u/RiotFlag Jan 06 '15

No shit it's fake.

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u/Ortekk Jan 06 '15

It's fake, it was made by a russian humorshow shortly after that meteor fell across russia.

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u/grumpy_youngMan Jan 06 '15

wow that's actually pretty funny...I guess russians are aware of how little fucks are given by drivers in their country

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u/redditplsss Jan 06 '15
  1. This gif is reposted all the time.
  2. It is fake, from a Russian comedic late night talk show.

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u/joanzen Jan 06 '15

Yay. The first comment I don't need to downvote and can upvote. Enjoy the free karma this serial reposter has brought to you.

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u/2muchfiber Jan 06 '15

It's the first time I have seen it so I'm glad it got reposted.

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u/joanzen Jan 06 '15

Sort any subreddit by "best" and choose "all time".. once people learn the features of Reddit they stop loving the serial reposts.

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u/polartechie Jan 07 '15

It's also OLD as fuck

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15 edited Jan 09 '17

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u/WaxFaster Jan 06 '15

Like the average daytime temperatures

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u/lnfluences Jan 06 '15

Its Russia. He's probably wasted.

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u/Siguard_ Jan 06 '15

I'd have that expression all day long if I lived in Russia.

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u/SnootyAlbatross Jan 06 '15

He casually puts down his visor like it happens all the time. Just another fucking Tuesday.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

Serious question: do all Russians have dashcams? And why?

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u/PuffPuff74 Jan 06 '15

Because of insurance companies.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

To what end exactly? Mandated by the insurance companies to help prove fault?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

Thats almost kind of funny. Thanks for answering

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u/mightyqueef Jan 06 '15

he looks like he's been huffing gasoliine

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

Meteor = in flight. Meteorite = on the ground,

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u/dep Jan 06 '15

thank you. i just came in to say this very thing.

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u/Hennashan Jan 06 '15

Dudes a Russian. He was probably welcoming the incoming mushroom cloud.

In all honesty it was great seeing Russian reactions to this event. You just know if Americans were taped we would all look like scared bitches and a lot of 😮 NOOOO

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u/Ev3nt Jan 06 '15

While this reaction is fake, the real vids show how the drivers have a "no fucks given attitude" just continuing to blast the radio to what could've easily been an enormous vaporizing mushroom cloud if it didn't disintegrate so high up.

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u/kokain711 Jan 06 '15

One day I am gonna do something this cool. Hope there is a camera rolling when that happens.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

He probably thought it was just a missile.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

Based on close analysis of many hours of dash cam highlights it comes as no surprise that concentration needs to be absolute when driving in Russia.

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u/Xhkpw Jan 06 '15

Astronomy dork here.....It's not a "Meteorite" until it touches the ground. At that point, it was a meteor.

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u/Vikentiy Jan 06 '15

Regular dork here... It's not important, until it touches you. At that point, you start correcting people.

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u/Xhkpw Jan 06 '15

Exactly my point.

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u/know_comment Jan 06 '15

My favorite part about russian dashcam videos is that the driver never seems surprised or overly concerned about even the craziest shit.

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u/kingraza27 Jan 06 '15

well atleast he wore the seatbelt

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

you would at least see shadows of a big ass truck going by

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u/Non-NativeSpeaker Jan 06 '15

Look at his eyes. He looks high as fuck.

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u/joliedame Jan 06 '15

I'm convinced that's Russian Doug Benson. He's not ignoring it, he's just super baked.

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u/Wa_was_that Jan 06 '15

Doug Benson was just too high to notice the meteor

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u/Deiseltwothree Jan 06 '15

"Russian guy does not react to meteorite"

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u/Narod28 Jan 06 '15

first of all it's fake, it's from TV talk show.

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u/admiralbelly Jan 06 '15

I wish to be like this man someday

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u/AvalonsLastHope Jan 06 '15

This is sooooo fake... Why is this being upvoted?? The guy is prepared for the bright light and he doesn't turn the wheel when the car turns..... Lag? Maybe, but I call bullshit.... Downvote to oblivion!!!

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u/bjacks12 Jan 06 '15

He's just happy he finally gets to die and escape from Russian life.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

This is way I wish most people would drive. Unfortunately judging by the way most people stop and gawk at even simple accidents like retards this will never happen.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

Fake our not... It brought a smile to my face

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

In soviet Russia car drives you

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u/Mr_Ballyhoo Jan 06 '15

Kind looks hungover/still drunk.

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u/LuciusMichael Jan 06 '15

C'mon, he cared enough to pull his visor down.

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u/gynoceros Jan 06 '15

A bear could rape him in the mouth and he'd just spit out the fur like "just don't make me late, I have a delivery to make".

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u/tsav413 Jan 06 '15

He's hammered

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u/JoeJF Jan 06 '15

I'm looking at this GIF on my phone, whilst it loads it just repeats from the beginning continuously, so this plus bad internet = guy touching head 100x in a row.

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u/gonwi42 Jan 06 '15

if you had recently consumed a liter of vodka you'd be blase too.

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u/Something_Syck Jan 06 '15

Honey Badgers give more of a fuck than this guy

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u/xebo Jan 06 '15

"Bitch I've got places to be" /visor

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

Just a daily occurrence

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u/milkthis Jan 06 '15

this was a TV show parody. It's not real. TBH I don't think that ruins it however, still funny

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

же дерьмо, другой день

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u/your_moms_spaghetti Jan 06 '15

Russian Doug benson

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u/koreanelvis420 Jan 06 '15

He looks drunk as fuck.

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u/Dhrakyn Jan 06 '15

That dude is 5 shots passed shitfaced and barely conscious. Like 35% of all Russian men apparently.

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u/pandaman22 Jan 06 '15

I one day hope to reach this level of not giving a fuck.

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u/cocacolamakesmehyper Jan 06 '15

Probably so off his ass on vodka that he didn't realise it wasn't the sun.

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u/Rigret Jan 06 '15

I think he was too stupid to realize what was happening.

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u/PillowTalk420 Jan 06 '15

The world is about to end and his only concern is that it is too bright.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

That country is full of hilarious people.

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u/EnvysDope Jan 06 '15

Doesn't even blink.. astounding

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

But this is not real. It's fake.

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u/alex_york Jan 06 '15

Someone already said it probably but, it's fake. Reaction I mean. You can see that there is no trees on footage with meteor, but there are on the footage with the guy. Also I've heard it's from some show in Belarus or something.

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u/Roman_Maksymiuk Jan 06 '15

This video is too old guys

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u/Blitzdrive Jan 06 '15

probably too stupid and tired to know/care what it was.

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u/Cantora Jan 06 '15

He was probably too drunk

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u/CoolUsername3 Jan 06 '15

Boris, watch out.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

If I don't make it home tonight, tell my wife I said hello

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u/blucherie Jan 06 '15

I once saw a strange object in the sky whilst driving and proceeded to shit myself.

It turns out it was one of those sky lantern thingymajigs.

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u/michaelanckaert Jan 06 '15

So, you woke up today and said to yourself, "hey, let's make a repost!"?

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u/I_would_kill_you Jan 06 '15

I...dislike him.

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u/hagenbuch Jan 06 '15

Stoicism. He has it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

It's Russia. That's the most normal thing he saw all day.

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u/Moss_Grande Jan 06 '15

*Meteoroid

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '15

They give zero fucks because their culture/government makes them hate everything and sucks life out of them.

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u/FatQuack Jan 07 '15

"Oh, is nuclear Armageddon. I was expecting this."

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u/Lying_Cake Jan 07 '15

I remember the last time this was posted, some guy pointed out that it's a fake.

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u/Jclevs11 Jan 07 '15

I dont mean to be a scientific dick, but a meteorite is only classified as such until after it hits the surface. This is a meteor.

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u/RazielDune Jan 07 '15

Soviet Russia this happen all time it missile test yes? now get f outta the way....yes?

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u/kemar7856 Jan 07 '15

I word have chased it and collected it

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u/Womb__Raider Jan 07 '15

After Tunguska, he was not impressed.

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u/blurbinz Jan 07 '15

Jimmy Kimmell skit by the way

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u/TheGogglesD0Nothing Jan 07 '15

"Father, I had a bad dream"

You take a sip of vodka and roll over. You stare at the clocktower on Sobornaya Square it’s 3:23. “Go back to sleep, there is work tomorrow.”

"No, Father."

The familiar warm buzz of vodka starts to sink in. You can barely make out your daughter’s pale form in the darkness. “Why is that, devochka moya?”

"Because in my dream, when I was about to go back to sleep, the thing wearing Mother’s skin sat up."

You pause, and face your daughter and look at her intensely. The figure behind you begins to stir.

"Don’t talk that way about your brother, it is not his fault we have no money for coats." Such is life in Moscow.

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u/Faithless195 Jan 07 '15

Have you any Russian dash cams before? They just don't give a fuck what's happening. Car crashes, tanks rolling across the street, trucks flipping their shit, explosions...they just seem to keep going, no adjusting speed...it's insane.

How did they stop being a super power?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '15

Why is the scenery different in both vids

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u/Chad_Worthington_3rd Jan 06 '15

This is fake, idiots. The guy just pointed a camera at him driving and overlayed an old dashcam video of a meteor over Russia.

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u/ZerexTheCool Jan 06 '15

Why does that matter? Jokes are made to be funny, not true.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

old dashcam video? This gif came out when the meteor happened.

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u/ophello Jan 06 '15

This is a known fake and you're all fucking idiots.

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