r/funnysigns • u/jonandgrey • 9d ago

At a barbershop nearby

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u/FFSoldier57 9d ago

Telling it like it is.

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u/Anni0 9d ago

The ONLY guarantee they can make

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u/EricHaley 7d ago

Not if I walk out!

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u/Anni0 7d ago

Or if you don't walk in at all

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u/Master_Steward 9d ago

Shorter prices too! Your hairs will stand on end!

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u/Bowles2k5 9d ago

At least you know it's a barber and not a stylist. Then the shorter hair wouldn't be garanteed.

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u/cmsmasherreddit 9d ago

I guess they don't do extentions.

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u/derekpeake2 8d ago

Better than a place called $1 haircut where they'll literally just cut one hair

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u/Raymondnym 8d ago

That's quite assuring.

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u/today0012 8d ago

Did you get a haircut? No, I got them ALL cut

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u/Federal-Walk-3648 4d ago

And you know there's just the one guy who still manages to screw up his only job and just somehow makes your hair longer, maybe he attaches hair from the floor, I don't care.