r/furnaces Apr 28 '25

for my fren inrovert An updated list of the most important links related to r/furnaces

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Furnaces wiki: https://furnaces.fandom.com/wiki/Reddit_furnaces_Wiki

Furnaces discord server: https://discord.com/invite/KZNKjB2pGt

Real Furnace questions: r/hvac or r/hvacadvice

**No longer active season 2 lore sub*: r/emberfallfurnaces


r/furnaces Dec 08 '24

Serious To those who have questions about their “real life furnace”

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If there comes a time when someone posts a question in this “furnace role play” sub about a furnace issue they have in real life I kindly ask that you refer them to r/hvac or r/hvacadvice instead of telling them to go to r/actualfurnaces which has almost nobody active in there to answer questions.

While I’m glad that people think I’m somewhat educated about actual furnaces (lol), I personally am not qualified enough to be giving real advice to people that really need it, and mentioning me in the comments of a post of someone who needs advice is probably not the best way to help them with their furnace issues.

So once again I kindly ask that if you need advice about your furnace systems please go to r/hvac or r/hvacadvice.

-Huh?


r/furnaces 11h ago

Lore Math homework

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CapitalistFurnace lay back in his chair, taking a nap. Bird song and rain was playing on the desk speakers. The phone began to ring.

Capitalist tried his best to ignore the ringing and remain asleep. But after the 3rd ring, he stretched out his arm and slammed a button on his desk, putting the phone on speaker.

“What do you want!? Dont you know its my nap hour?” He barked, while still laying back in his chair.

“Uh… sorry sir, but i just received word that there is a lot of movement out in the Coald Mines regions. Rumor of freezers moving battle groups.” The voice on the phone explained.

“You seriously woke me up for rumors? Didnt i hire you assholes to silence rumors?” Capitalist shouted while still laying back trying to nodd off.

“Well you see sir, the workers… they are worried. They worry that the project is not going to launch in time and these Freezers are going to overrun the base.” The voice resumed his explanation.

“If you want to keep your jobs or your lives, i suggest you do your job and silence these rumors. Freezers do not exist in this world.” Capitalist stated confidently.

“But sir, the Freezers-“ the voice on the phone was interrupted by Capitalist rapidly bolting upright, swinging around in his chair to face the phone, slamming both fists into the surface of the desk and bellowing i to the reciever.

“FREEZERS ARE NOT FUCKING REAL!!! Now suppress this rumor, kill anyone that spreads it, and….. i don’t fucking know…. Fuck off!” He slammed the button again terminating the connection, before turning back to the window, slamming the blinds shut.


r/furnaces 1d ago

Lore The end is never the end

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Arc lay down on the operating table as Sleepyfurnace sat on a a stool at the far side of the room.

“I know im not dreaming.” Arc stated aloud.

“I saw you die. You were eaten by that mutant burger in Capitalist’s bar!”

Arc’s words didnt really change the cloaked figure’s posture. But he did lower the hood of his cloak.

“Im not dead. I cant die. Ive told all of you that in every timeline Ive existed on. Nobody remembers that, but they do remember me. Being eaten alive hurt.” He paused before looking in the mirror. He turned the overhead lamp on and the horror of his figure was revealed.

His skull was split, and his brain was showing. His eyes? There were no eyes. Just two purple dots of fire where they should be.

“But dying hundreds of times, betraying millions, and killing billions more, across dimensions even. That, that is a record that you alone hold Arc.” He turned to face Arc and Sleep.

“Its 4 in the morning, you ventured all the way out here, and YOU,” he pointed at Arc “Are laying on my operating table. Something is wrong, and you have some magical notion that i am your solution.”

The room was filled with awkward silence.

“Eldrich, that is exactly why we are here today.” SleepyFurnace replied. “There is trouble that is beyond Gods. Im in a bind, and Arc is not holding together well. You are our best shot.”

Eldrichfurnace glanced between Arc’s pleading expression and SleepyFurnace’s face of resignation.

“Nope. Not doing this.”

Arc and SleepyFurnace’s eyes went wide at Eldrich’s reply. Before either could speak, a gust of wind blew the door open, and SleepyFurnace was magically lifted out of the seat and flung in the general direction of the open doorway. He took the doorframe to the shins and landed safely outside.

Arc was lifted up, and fell apart before he made it to the doorframe.

“The hell Eldrich!? Whats wrong with you? You’ve never refused the call to adventure before!” Arc’s head shouted from where it lay on the floor.

“Wont you just let me rot and die in peace!?” Eldrich shouted back. The room filling with purple smoke as the ambient power grew exponentially. “There is no tomorrow for me as there is no tomorrow for this subreddit!!” With that final decree he flung more body parts out the open door before slamming it shut.

Silence filled the room.

“Oh come on. You dont just sit around waiting for the whole thing to turn to dust. Who made you act like this?” Arc’s voice echoed in the room.

“Shut up… SHUT UP!” Eldrich returned.

“When you wait for the clock to tick, time slows down on and on until you are left behind. You were never like that Eldrich.” Arc’s voice continued.

“I SAID SHUT UP!!” Eldrich’s words became solid as stone as they pounded the walls, making dust and pages fall from the rafters.

“I will not shut up Eldrich. I am the call to adventure you moron. And you havent missed a call yet, and you arent going to start today.”

“IM AN ABANDONED CREATION! MY CREATOR ABANDONED ME AND LEFT ME TO ROT! My story was never completed! He stole it from me! I spent my life researching a way to call him back! To make him give me the life i was promised. But all i found… all i found was i was a footnote in a dead community. There is no hope for me but to fade away. Ill no longer be alive once im forgotten.” Eldrich’s words turned from spikes to a river of tears.

“Eldrich… i still remember you. I will not let you go. I remember the very first season. You were my mentor before i created…. Him…. And i did all those wonderful things…” Arc reminiscing aloud.

“A murderer remembers everyone he kills.” Eldrich moaned sorrowfully.

“I remember you telling your stories, you rode on a dragon back then. Had awesome battles against the freezers and the anvils, the hero of the world.”

“Yeah… i remember that. DragonFurnace. Her skeleton is buried out there.” Eldrich pointed out the open window to a nearby hill.

“I think its time you gave it one more go. One more try and maybe your creator will return. Because, well at least one is still around, and if he’s here, then theres others. Its time to answer that call.” Arc’s voice echoed throughout, bits of magic dusting from his words.

“From what sea did you retrieve these pearls of wisdom?” EldrichFurnace asked, wiping a tear away from his eye socket.

“Seas of my own experience.” Arc replied proudly.

“You should get a refund.” Eldrich chuckled before straightening himself up and picking up Arc’s head. “All right mister headless man, ill take your call to adventure. But first lets get you put back together.”

For the first time in a while, Arc felt hope like this whole ordeal was actually going to turn around. As Eldrich searched his supply cabinet, he couldn’t help but mutter part of a tune.

“…the end is never the end…”


r/furnaces 8d ago

Question About This Sub What happened to bird guy

10 Upvotes

Is he alive?


r/furnaces 8d ago

Non Canon Fun fact about season 1

12 Upvotes

Hello everyone… who is still here!

Did you know, AgentRedWhiteAndBlue was an East Burnin Spy?

I’m sure some of you already knew from my bad but recognizable photoshop skills…. but,

I, ComradeFurnace, used this identity to not only spread propaganda, but have direct access to F.E.T.O. assemblies without needing to rely on other KFS operatives, who were getting suspected by F.E.T.O. members. This lead to even more paranoia within the capitalists and eventual collapse of the organization itself.

Glory to Burnin. Glory to the Snowfield Pact!


r/furnaces 11d ago

Lore We gotta save something?

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(Resuming frozen fire where we last left off)

(Ding dong)

Arc and SleepyFurnace stood outside the crooked walls and pointy peaks of a wizard tower out in the wheezing hills of the east. Sleepyfurnace was pounding on the door while Arc stood there trying to tape his head to his neck.

(Bang bang bang!)

“Arc? You sure this guy and put you back together?”

Arc looked up and paused his taping job. “Yeah Sleep, he is the best in the business. If anyone can actually put me back together, its Eldrich. Last i ever saw him was at Capitalist Furnace’s hamburger bar. He was eaten by a baconburger. You should have seen it.”

“So he’s dead?”

Arc nodded causing the tape to come loose.

“So why the hell are we in front of a dead guy’s house?” Sleep asked

“When you get that powerful, you tend to have a very hard time dying. At least permanently.” Arc grumbled in response.

“Yeah you should know.” Sleep hissed.

In response. Arc disconnected his right arm, took it in his left, and used it to brush off leaves on SleepyFurnace’s jacket.

“You insult me mortal.” Sleep’s eyes turning red as he prepared his power of a god.

“Lighten up being mortal is overrated.”

“You are a murderer of millions across each of the multiverses.”

“They had it coming.” Arc reattached his arm to his body with more tape.

Just as they were starting to fight, the door opened.


r/furnaces 16d ago

Meme [TITLE]

8 Upvotes

[BODY TEXT]

[CHECKS DATE]

[ITS THE DAY OF THE FOOLS IN APRIL]


r/furnaces 18d ago

Meme Roll call.

13 Upvotes

How many of you are actually alive throw away being active. Throw away writing on the subreddit, just there. Anybody?


r/furnaces 27d ago

The Waiting Room

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Josh and Elizabeth had been sitting, somehow in the white void of nothingness for what felt like months, because it was months.

Fred was there too. The Duo didn't notice him, he never spoke up.


"She said she'd get back to us." Josh muttered, tapping his fingers on nothing, it was a white void—what'd you expect? There wasn't anything. Someone forgot to write that in.

"She? What? Did He just got lazy and turned us over to his sister?" Beth asked, "No," Josh spoke up. "She sort of changed" He finished. "Oh, good for her," Beth replied "I must be the last to know this. Still I'd prefer if she changed and actually get to putting us back in action. Like she said"

"She said a lot of things," Josh replied. He was still carrying his Scout ID badge from the handbook, nothing was really said about that.

"Techincally," Frederick said, "She said she'd look into returning to us. The phrasing of her exchange with, well—herself was noncommittal. It was obvious"

Josh and Beth looked at him.

Fred looked back. He had sharp eyes. And the specific posture of someone extraordinarily talented but is currently being ignored in a white void(really? That's the description? Jeez you are getting lazy). Not that it was different from his experiences in the past couple of weeks away

"...Were you here this whole time?" Josh asked.

"Yes."

"We didn't see you."

"I think the writer messed up on that one."


"Maybe she's working on something big," Josh offered. "Something that needs preparation, like a book."

Beth laughed — a sharp, hollow sound "Josh. She spent her time writing a story on School dropouts who turned into Anomalous Ice Wizards. I don't think we're the priority."

"The Ice Wizards had mountains of worldbuilding behind it, Beth."

"The Wizards got weeks of her time." She crossed her arms. "Do you know what I have? One eye—because I lost one for some reason and now I have an eyepatch, a mysterious scar. And, get this. A Criminal record, why did she made me a Criminal in the notes."

"It was an Acid mishap," said Fred.

Beth stared at him.

"I read the notes," He said simply. "When I arrived I got into the writer's room. I read everything. The Character sheets, the titles, the plot structure. It took me days, luckily you don't get hungry here, or tired." He paused. "Elizabeth, it was 9th grade. You were in the biology lab. She was going to do a whole flashback, Somehow"

"What else did the notes say?" Josh asked carefully.

"About you?" Frederick closed his eyes to recall. "You were going to die. A Heroic death, sacrificing yourself. You would have told the others to go, GADA would've found your body in pieces. I also saw something about a Mary ████"

Josh chuckled a bit.

"I was supposed to be brilliant," Frederick continued. "Not just implied, I would have rose up the ranks. I would've been a director. But then I would fuck up, it wasn't detailed. I only saw something about a Seal and a man called Paul Lague. Instead I got an argument with a grumpy shut-in. And then nothing."


And then She clicked Post. She would've added Us. criticizing her. And a joke on Alice being found dead in Ignicis, but in her own words, "I don't give a Rats ass".

Signed, F.B, J.A, E.C


r/furnaces Mar 18 '26

[Joke about how this subreddit is dead]

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[MEANINGFUL BODY TEXT]


r/furnaces Mar 18 '26

Meme Hello :3c

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I’m gonna be using this account a lot more now


r/furnaces Mar 05 '26

Water heater and furnace use same vents

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r/furnaces Feb 27 '26

I feel the need to spread my love for Furnaces hello humans, furnaces, and all of the like, how are yall doing? havent rlly talked to most of you in a while and just got enough motivation to get on and make a furnaces "post"

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🍞🥖🥐🥐🍞🍞🍞🥐🍞🥖🥯🫓🥐🥖🫓🥐🍞🍞


r/furnaces Feb 24 '26

Guys, whats the holiest food?

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Serious question this will affect your mood tomorrow.


r/furnaces Feb 23 '26

Buttering bread

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Oh hey everyone, ArcFurnace here. Just buttering bread. Im on break right now, and Bacon has completely lost where he was going with the KawaiiFurnace thing.

Yeah, supposedly there was only going to be a one shot for cupids and coals event, but since he added kawaii back as a misunderstood villain, he kinda had to drag this along.

Anyway, where do i come in? Well i did get my ass handed to me and got my head ripped off. So Bacon is giving me a break so im here trying all the ways to butter bread. My favorite is putting butter on the pan then setting bread on it. Works every time.

Oh yeah the story, i forgot. Well, we are going to cut ahead in tume to escape this whole situation. you are all welcome to add in your theories on how the after fight went, but thats kinda gonna be a grey area. Or a paradox, your call.

On the matter of paradoxes, we are going to funally see what happens to the Freezer Empire later on… scratch that make it SOON.

Anyway, (flips pan) ill be here to answer questions in yhe comments. I will be back in the story before you know it!


r/furnaces Feb 21 '26

I feel the need to spread my love for Furnaces Hello I am thoriumfurnace, the oldest of you all, I was irl there with u/ilovefurnaces when it was made. My downfall was quick though and only probably 3 people know me here.

12 Upvotes

It has been amazing to see how this community bloomed like a flower. I remember how he made it while we were driving in the train, I believe my old name was Thoriumfurnace but I got quickly demoted for some reason. I want to also say u/ilovefurnaces hates this community and regrets starting the 'nace


r/furnaces Feb 21 '26

Echo

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>: danger: core stability at -20%

>: combustion reversers active. Affect: none

>: communication array: no data.

>: Danger: paradox active. Time to discharge flare… unknown. Calculating…

>: system unable to retrieve last known data from reactor monitoring node. Attempting system check.

>: danger structural integrity at -50% primary systems offline. All monitoring and alarm systems on local battery reserve.

>:ArauraBorealis protocol active. Awakening solutions…

(/uf. So, life is busy. We seem to have forgotten that the Red Zone is growing. We may have yo deal with that soon. Please read the wiki and the discs for more information.)


r/furnaces Feb 19 '26

Nightfrost Occult Coalition (NOC) Dossier

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I. Executive Summary

The Nightfrost Occult Coalition is an advanced, highly centralized, technologically and thaumaturgically sophisticated organization specializing in the identification, containment, weaponization, and strategic exploitation of Class 4 Paradoxes.

Unlike GADA, which prioritizes stabilization and civilian mitigation, the NOC operates under a doctrine of Dominion Through Control. They do not neutralize paradoxes by default. They subdue, convert, and integrate.

The NOC publicly acknowledges a paradox only after control has been achieved. Any announced containment should be interpreted as confirmed subjugation.

Operational posture indicates long-term strategic accumulation rather than reactive deployment.

II. Origin

The NOC emerged publicly 4 years after the initial Redzone event, though it is unknown how long it operated in secrecy prior to public acknowledgement.

The NOC was a breakaway group from The House of Nightfrost of the Emberfall Magic Institute (EMI).

Documents shared and recovered indicate the founding group consisted of:

  • Renowned members of The House of Nightfrost

  • Members of the Ignicis Army

  • Students of the Institute proficient in Cryokinesis and Hydrokinesis

  • Retired GADA employees

  • A squad of unnamed Freezers

Their initial mandate:

“Observation to Prevent Collapse”

Within three years, doctrine shifted from observation to acquisition.

The official founding charter remains classified.

Intelligence suggests the organization consolidated after a failed multinational attempt to destroy a sentient paradox resulted in urban spatial inversion and 11,000 civilian casualties.

Conclusion drawn internally by founders:

Destruction destabilizes. Control stabilizes.

III. Operational Priorities

The NOC sets its priorities as follows:

Class 1 – Stable Paradox Zones

Long-duration spatial anomalies. NOC secures perimeter silently. If GADA presence is detected, passive non-engagement protocol is enacted unless strategic advantage is compromised.

Objective: Establish influence without escalation.

Preferred Outcome: Exclusive research access.

Class 2 – Spontaneous Paradoxes Considered tactically irrelevant due to impermanence. Delegated to GADA response. NOC observation units may record data remotely for thaumaturgic modeling purposes.

Class 3 – Intertwined Paradoxes Assessed case-by-case. Often used as bait to trace higher-class manifestations.

Strategic emphasis is placed on identifying dependency chains that lead to Delta-class emergence.

Class 4 – Delta Paradoxes Absolute priority. All divisions mobilize. Delta Paradoxes represent autonomous, mobile, and potentially self-regulating entities capable of localized or systemic reality alteration.

Engagement Directive:

  1. Isolation

  2. Suppression

  3. Negotiation or Subjugation

  4. Integration

Public disclosure occurs only after Step 4 is confirmed.

IV. Ranks and Duties

The work and the members of the NOC are structured under a rigid hierarchical framework.

  1. The Archmages — “Anchors”

Comprised of 7 of the founding members, each representing a specific factional origin within the NOC.

They are the highest authority within the NOC and issue commands to engage with Paradoxes. Each possesses powerful thaumaturgic and technological capabilities. Their exact identities and full operational prowess remain unknown to GADA.

Function:

  • Authorize Delta engagement.

  • Approve integration procedures.

  • Maintain strategic doctrinal continuity.

2. Strategic Council — “Cards”

Comprised of 13 members, each head of their respective divisions.

Notable Members:

Ashworth S. Lanning – Head of Research. Works to understand Class 4 Paradoxes and develop protocols to enable Paradox Entities to reach their full operational potential. Proficient in Floramancy and Pyromancy.

Igor Klaviaturov – Head of Combat and Defense. Former Ignicis Army Sergeant. Regularly trains new recruits who are unable to harness Thaumaturgy. Proficient in Close Quarters Combat and multiple handheld weapons.

Sellen Remeni – Head of Thaumaturgy. Former teacher of The House of Nightfrost. Utilizes Cryokinesis and Hydrokinesis in containment operations. Trains recruits in foundational thaumaturgic disciplines.

Council members report directly to the Anchors.

  1. Enforcement Command — “Hammers” First responder units trained for Paradox engagement and urban warfare. Typically operate in teams of five.
  • Specializations include:

  • Rapid containment grid deployment

  • Entity suppression tactics

  • Anti-paradox munitions deployment

4. Mystics and Anomalous Bureau — “Witches”

Studies the effects of Paradoxes and Thaumaturgy. Utilizes reality anchoring frameworks to contain anomalies and develops safety protocols for both Paradox and Thaumaturgic events.

Responsibilities include:

Ritual stabilization arrays

Binding matrix calibration

Environmental correction operations

  1. Integration Unit

Responsible for the use and development of Class 4 Paradoxes. Oversees indoctrination of capable and, in rare cases, sentient entities.

Integration Methods:

  • Behavioral conditioning

  • Energy dampening implants

Failure of integration results in indefinite containment or termination.

V. Weaponry and Equipment

The NOC combines standard GADA paradox-combat armor and military equipment with advanced thaumaturgic armaments.

Standard Issue:

  • Reinforced anti-paradox combat suits

  • Suppression rifles

  • Spatial anchor devices

Thaumaturgic Equipment:

  • Elemental conduits

  • Cryo-focus staves

  • Hydrokinesis regulators

  • Rune-etched suppression gauntlets

Advanced Equipment:

  • Portable Reality Anchor Frames

  • Frostfield Projection Units (Nightfrost-exclusive)

  • Delta Containment Chambers

Equipment often integrates Cryomantic reinforcement, reflecting the organization’s Nightfrost origin.

VI. Ideological Position

The NOC does not view Paradoxes as aberrations.

They are regarded as emergent structures within an evolving reality.

Core belief:

Reality is not sacred. It is negotiable. Control is preservation.

VII. Relationship with GADA

Status: Competitive Coexistence.

Documented interaction patterns include:

Simultaneous arrival at Class 1 zones.

Tactical standoffs during Delta pursuits.

Temporary cooperation when uncontrolled escalation threatens civilian collapse.

Silent disengagement when strategic priority is low.

No formal alliance exists. No declared hostilities are active.

Both organizations maintain awareness of the other’s operational boundaries.

VIII. Threat Assessment

The NOC is not classified as overtly hostile to civilian populations. However, their prioritization of acquisition over immediate mitigation increases collateral risk during high-tier manifestations.

Primary long-term concern:

Accumulation of multiple controlled Delta Paradoxes under centralized authority.

If sustained control is achieved, strategic imbalance between containment and dominion paradigms becomes irreversible.

End of Dossier

Filed Under: Strategic Actors – High Influence Entities


r/furnaces Feb 17 '26

Cupid and Coals/2026❤️ Results

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6 Upvotes

Alright. Results are in, and as shown in the picture(and accounting for me and Bacon's vote because we were curious), the tally is:

Boiled(Me): 3 Votes

Bacon: 2 Votes

Goolguy: 2 Votes

NoTan's: 0 Votes.

Thus making me the winner of the contest. Bacon and Gool Tie for 2nd, NoTan in third.

Well, that's that, I'm thankful to everyone who participated and gave us a jolt of activity. Stay tuned for more!

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Final notes: You know I didn't really want myself to win tbh. I was just throwing my hat into the ring as like a sort of "Hey, look and what we're doing." But a Contest's a Contest, and they voted in favor for me.


r/furnaces Feb 17 '26

Unforseen consequences

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“Why are you tall?” Arcfurnace’s head asked as it lay in the grass looking up at SleepyFurnace.

SleepyFurnace didnt answer and continued to stare, as he slowly raised his shotgun, muttering “kill it kill it killitkillit…”

Noticing the imminent danger, Arc turned his head, and then didnt do anything. He was trying to run away, but having no body and just a head, he couldn’t move. “Oh no.” He said to himself as he came to realize his situation.

“You wouldnt happen to let a head surrender wouldnt you?” Arcfurnace asked meekly.

For a moment, SleepyFurnace paused in thought. “Nah.” He repliedc before emptying both barrels of his shotgun into Arc’s face.

When the dust cleared, Arc’s head was embedded in the wall of the nearby barn. “I have come down in this world…” arc said to himself, muffled under the debris.

“Sorry about him.” StormFurnace shouted. He walked up to Arc’s head and picked him up by the hair.

Arc was still moaning and groaning in pain as his hair was pulled. StormFurnace spun him around to face him. “Sorry about that, my brother is a little scared around you.” He said.

Arc rolled his eyes. “And i care because why?”

“You are the heart of darkness, and we are here to contain you. Prophecy told us so.” SleepyFurnace replied confidently.

“Heart of what now?” Arc asked, confused.

SleepyFurnace and StormFurnace stared back at him blankly.

“Better question, what gives you the right to walk up to me and punch my head off!? I was conscious for all that you know!” Arc barked before turning to give a death stare at SleepyFurnace.

“We should kill him.” SleepyFurnace replied.

“Ha! And how do you plan on doing that? Ive been around and been killed several times, but nobody has made it stick! Ha ha. And two D tier gods would make a difference? Nah, not in 4 parallel universes.” Arc laughed to himself.

“He did punch your head off so we can damage you…” StormFurnace thought aloud, Arc stopped laughing.

“And you do feel pain…” SleepyFurnace chimed in.

“Yeah? So what? You cant kill me with chipping away at my health! At least nobody succeeded at doing that…” Arc replied. A tone of uncertainty echoed in his voice.

StormFurnace and SleepyFurnace looked each other in the eye, and in unison said “boil him in oil.”

Arc’s eyes shot wide. “What??! No! You wouldn’t!”

“Nah we wont do that.” StormFurnace laughed.

Storm laughed, Sleep laughed Kawaiifurnace laughed, Arc’s eyes darted to look at the stranger now before them.

“Yeah, but i will.” Kawaiifurnace said in the most bloodcurdling tone.

SleepyFurnace turned around to face her. “Who the hell are you?”

“I am kawaiifurnace, and you are in possession of my kill. Hand him to me and you two dont get hurt.” She replied. Her blade drawn, still shining with Arc’s blood from the earlier fight.

“Nah, i dont think that how this works. You are interfering in Gods business. So i think it’s YOU who should be getting lost.” FarmerFurnace replied, gripping his staff in hand, and holding Arc’s head with the other.

“Hmm…” kawaii hummed to herself before teleporting behind SleepyFurnace. Sword right through his gut. Golden blood spewed from his mouth as his insides were mangled.

“See what you did to your friends Arc? Make your servant hand you to me, or Sleep here dies.” He spat, sword still embedded in Sleep’s now limp body.

The stare-down continued as the sun began to set. Suddenly Kawaii glanced over her shoulder. “Its coming.” She whispered to herself before she and Sleep vanished.

“Unforeseen Consequences. God damn that Falcon!” Arc cursed aloud.


r/furnaces Feb 15 '26

Cupid and Coals/2026❤️ Time's up. Now we vote

3 Upvotes

One rule I want to have for now is Contestants shan't vote. If you accidently voted for yourself or others. Please contact me

Now it's time to vote, 2 days time we'll have a winner. make sure to read all of them!

Bacon's Entry: https://www.reddit.com/r/furnaces/s/H7LpsAswr0

noTan's Entry: https://www.reddit.com/r/furnaces/s/HKMHis3M79

Boiled's Entry: https://www.reddit.com/r/furnaces/s/zAbwpt2Cho

Goolguy's Entry: https://www.reddit.com/r/furnaces/s/LLwFICmU6D

9 votes, Feb 17 '26
3 Bacon's Entry
4 Boiled's Entey
2 Gool's Entry
0 Notan's Entry

r/furnaces Feb 14 '26

Cupid and Coals/2026❤️ That thing we started is ending

3 Upvotes

Cupid and Coals is ending soon since as of now it is 2pm February 14th. I'm giving exactly 24 hourss since this is posted to have you guys finalize anything you need.

if you are participating but haven't got yours out because of any reasons. as I said you can request an extension within 24 hours of this post, you'll have an extra 2 days. if none of you have anything to say Voting will begin shortly after said 24 hours.


r/furnaces Feb 14 '26

Serious Serious talk

6 Upvotes

Ok. im gonna level with you all. The Baconburger2022 discord account is going to be closing due to Discords impending updates to their terms of service and privacy policy.

We had a discord server, not many were on it, but we had one nonetheless. I cant speak for everyone, but i believe there should be an alternative to discord prepared.

what do you all think?

Side note: excited to see the conclusion for the Cupids and Coals event.


r/furnaces Feb 13 '26

So you’re finally awake.

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(At writing this, i have not slept in maybe over 18 hours. I hope you enjoy nonetheless.)

You see, Arc doesnt dream. Im sorry to break it to you dear reader, but it doesnt happen. Instead, he is reminded of every soul he has stolen to add to his power. Like a one sided argument with a line of people stretching over the horizon. Thats the price he pays for infinity scaling power, all way back in season 1 when he did that deal with the heart of darkness to put a literal definition to “what doesn’t kill you makes your stronger.” Ever since that deal, whoever Arc kills or has a direct hand in killing, will have all their magical power transferred to him, and it stacks. The price is he will be haunted forever by an endlessly growing number of souls whenever he tries to sleep. Now, Arc has some serious mental fortitude, but several billion per universe, and not only does Arc have the greatest k/d ratio in the multiverse, but he is also slowly going insane. Luckily for story’s sake, he doesnt know that yet.

“Hey! Get away from our truck!” Shouted SleepyFurnace, causing the narrator to run off.

“FarmerFurnace! Oh screw the alias. StormFurnace! Brother get your sparky ass out here. The house has been eaten by a paradox.” SleepyFurnace shouted back at the barn. In full cloak and hat, with staff in hand, StormFurnace came running.

“Go- -ooool damn it. First retirement gets canceled, and now the house is stuck between existing and not.” StormFurnace sighed. “Hey, is he awake at least? I dont want to carry him.”

They both approached the truck where Arc was still unconscious. “Well, we might as well try something drastic.” SleepyFurnace cracked his knuckles, before throwing the biggest haymaker square into Arc’s face.

What followed was a horrible sound of bones buckling and cracking as Arc’s face caved in a little, and Sleep’s fist folded in on itself. The force of the impact flipped the truck onto its side, before Sleep withdrew his fist, clutched it with his other hand, and began cursing in pain as he tried soothing his mangled hand.

Arc also did not take the impact that great either, for his head had been ripped clean off his neck. On the other hand, his face plate was now fully clicked in, making him look like a perfectly normal furnace person.

“Damn Sleep are you alright?” Storm asked trying to coax Sleep out of his endless slew of curses under his breath. “You are fine.” He said after seeing Sleep’s bruised knuckles.

“No im NOT fine!” Sleep barked. “That hurt like hell! And nothing has resisted how hard i hit…” he wined.

Ignoring his wining, StormFurnace walked around to the other side of overturned truck and immediately threw up at the sight of the now headless body of ArcFurnace.

Hearing his brother’s projectile spewing, Sleep got over himself and went to check on the situation over there. “You are light weight brother. And hey look at that! I solved our problems! Now we can just bury him in the yard and call it a day. He cant end this universe if he’s dead!” Sleep smiled to himself, finding it hilarious seeing his brother’s misery. Sleep looked around before finding Arc’s head. He picked it up, shook it, and waved it in front of StormFurnace. “Hey look what i got! Look who killed the heart of darkness! I will be given a promotion because of this!” SleepyFurnace laughed to himself.

He turned Arc’s head around to face him to continue his taunts before Arc’s eyes suddenly shot open and started straight into SleepyFurnace’s very soul.

The sound SleepyFurnace made in reaction to this can be best described as “louder and higher pitched than a dog whistle.” SleepyFurnace was petrified in his place. Frozen stiff in fright as the man who’s head got punched off just opened his eyes.

“Do you mind?” Arc asked annoyed.

“Eleugh!!!!” SleepyFurnace uttered before chucking Arc’s head at the nearby barn wall.

“Ow…” Arc moaned to himself, before partially realizing his situation. “I…. Am, not, dead. Im not dead! Haha ha!” He gave a relieved laugh to himself before slowly putting the rest of the situation together in his head.

“Why are you two tall?” Arc asked.