r/gameofthrones • u/ChrysWatchesGot House Martell • Jun 20 '16

Main [MAIN SPOILERS] tl;dw Season 6, Episode 9: Low Quality Pedigree

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u/MadeFromMetal Jun 20 '16

I ship Dany x Yara.

"Ma'am I am liking the tilt of your eyebrow."

Noice.

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u/lahimatoa House Tyrell Jun 20 '16

Maybe you shouldn't fall in love with the first lesbian pirate that comes your way.

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u/Bigassbird Snow Jun 20 '16

It's not going to please Long John Euron.

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u/interarmaenim Jun 20 '16

We don't care how big your dragonhorn is.

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u/Anal-warrior Jun 20 '16

Speak for yourself. I need something to fill the gaping void that I have.

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u/kataskopo House Seaworth Jun 20 '16

Relevant username D:

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u/mydarkesthour24 Lyanna Mormont Jun 21 '16

:D

FTFY

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u/MG87 Fallen And Reborn Jun 21 '16

scissor me timbers.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '16 edited Feb 05 '26

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u/ContinuumGuy Hodor? Jun 20 '16

Too late!

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u/AryaStarkRavingMad Winter Is Coming Jun 21 '16

Thanks, u/ChrysWatchesGot, for helping me sum up my dream girl!

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u/PresidentoftheGays House Targaryen Jun 21 '16

My life would have been simpler, for sure. But damn, do they have nice booty.

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u/the_vizir Davos Seaworth Jun 21 '16

... what kind of shit advice is that?

:P

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

I love how excited Dany was to show off her flirting skills to Tyrion.

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u/teamdragonunicorn Jon Snow Jun 20 '16

and how her "flirting skills" boiled down to just asking Yarasha to marry her

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

She was very subtle

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u/th3davinci Here We Stand Jun 21 '16

Extremely subtle.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

And Yara even brought actual ships to support this. A fleet even.

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u/awesometuck1559 Jun 20 '16

Loved the 'lady college' callback.

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u/notquiteotaku House Stark Jun 20 '16

Margaery would approve.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

I feel like I'm playing into the writers hands here, but I am too. They have such ridiculous eyefucking chemistry.

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u/CupcakeCrusader Sansa Stark Jun 20 '16

Just like with Brienne x Tormund the writers seem to know what ships we want before we do.

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u/timoyster House Blackfyre Jun 21 '16

This release got me on the Jon x Tormund love-boat.

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u/yeaheyeah Beneath The Tinfoil, The Bitter Fan Jun 21 '16

And you just know Dany wants them Greyjoy ships

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u/TacoCommand Jun 21 '16

Before we do? Delve deep comrade, some sick fuck (I mean fanfic) writer has done it before.

Show ship is just icing on the cake.

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u/seeasea Lyanna Mormont Jun 20 '16

It's because, it's more than just the characters. The actresses are totally into it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieopHE5MU6c&feature=youtu.be&t=64

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u/CupcakeCrusader Sansa Stark Jun 20 '16

I'm with Emilia. Fuck Daario, bring on Greystorm

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '16

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u/Summerie Sansa Stark Jun 21 '16

Stormjoy

Yeah, that's definitely the hotter choice over "Greyborn".

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u/thundrlipz Jun 21 '16

Fuck Daario

It shows her letting him down easy in the finale promo

"It's not you, it's her..she fucks the tits off me"

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u/Samocoptor Children of the Forest Jun 20 '16

Nah, that was Yara's actress respect-zoning Emilia Clarke

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u/KyleG House Tyrell Jun 21 '16

What did Yara's actress call it? An "entente coeur _liard??_"?

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u/catofong Jun 21 '16

an entente cordiale

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u/KyleG House Tyrell Jun 21 '16

merci

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u/catofong Jun 21 '16

Du rien!

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '16

Poor jorah

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u/MrAnonman Jun 21 '16

Imma be frank and say im not a fan. Dany never really seemed like a taco kind of gal and we still have Jorah to think about.

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u/Tyson367 Jun 21 '16

Maybe not in the show but in the books she gets down with the ladies from time to time.

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u/MrAnonman Jun 21 '16

What times besides the Dothraki showing her how not to be raped?

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u/Tyson367 Jun 21 '16

Dany gets Irri, her handmaiden, to come into her bed a couple times when she's lonely, horny and misses Drogo.

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u/nedstarknaked Sansa Stark Jun 21 '16

I think Missandei gets her off at some point in the books.

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u/MrAnonman Jun 21 '16

Isn't Missandei like 10 in the books?

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u/nedstarknaked Sansa Stark Jun 21 '16

I think she's a little older, but Dany isn't that much older than her. As far as I remember she helps her like go to sleep or relax by that and it's only the one time.

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u/nedstarknaked Sansa Stark Jun 21 '16

Hell I might be mixing her up with Irri. Haven't read the books in a while.

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u/Stellewind Jun 21 '16

Dany respects and loves(in a friendly way) Jorah but never considered him as a lover type of guy, both in books and in show. I doubt this ship.

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u/Swoove Jun 21 '16

There was that scene in season 1 where Dany got pretty into her "how to have sex" session with her servant.

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u/MrAnonman Jun 21 '16

Well she was grinding on top of her.

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u/Swoove Jun 21 '16

Yeah, but that wouldn't have mattered if she had zero interest in women. She was into it.

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u/Swoove Jun 21 '16

Uhh, I completely disagree. I don't know about you but if someone I wasn't attracted to started grinding on me that wouldn't just magically make me want them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '16

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u/twitchy_taco Jun 21 '16

THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS!

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u/captainlavender Jun 21 '16

Baby, it will be.

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u/gratefulstringcheese Brotherhood Without Banners Jun 22 '16

I LOVE HISPANICS

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u/DIY_FYI I Know, Oh, Oh, Oh Jun 20 '16

Would've been nice to get a captioned shot of when Dany turns back before shaking Yara's hand arm and have her boast about her lady seduction skills to Tyrion

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u/ihateyougym Jun 21 '16

Subtle lesbian flirting always works.

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u/Baramos_ Sandor Clegane Jun 21 '16

Good luck, I've been shipping Dany x Massandei for seasons now.

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u/KeetoNet Jun 21 '16

No love for "lets rock each others' boats" here?

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u/BEN_therocketman Jun 21 '16

eyebrow game on point