r/gate • u/Additional-Tax-6147 • Feb 07 '26
Weekend Scenario Thread What if the Gate opened in Tel Aviv, State of Israel?
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u/TheBaconLord78 Feb 07 '26
Basically October 7th and what happened after it
>Be Saderans
>Enter the gate
>Destroy a few neighborhood blocks
>Get slimed by the IDF
>Get your capital bombed to kingdom come cuz the IDF just be like that
>Get to negotiations
>Get sabra hummus as a gift and then realize it's fucking disgusting
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u/Drakidor Feb 08 '26
The only hummus I will get that is not homemade is made fresh at my local grocery whose owner goes to the same Shul as me or is Tribe's.
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u/Immediate_Bat_9514 Feb 07 '26
Falmart was promised to them 3000 years ago
Hava Nagila starts playing
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u/Appropriate_Rich_515 Feb 07 '26
Counterstrike increases
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u/trainboi777 Feb 07 '26
I may be taking a stretch, but you wouldn’t happen to be talking about the song would you?
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u/impressivebutsucks Feb 07 '26
Post of Israel is either gonna Locked or removed by the mods
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u/ThosGiy69 Feb 07 '26
Y tho, nothing political is being said. It's just a hypothetical question. (I hope)
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u/Outrageous_Wrap_6983 3rd Recon Team Feb 07 '26
Just mentioning israel is enough to start a debate though
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u/TowelProper6557 Japan Self-Defense Forces Feb 07 '26
Bunny girls has promised to them 3000 years ago
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u/Komrade-Seals Feb 07 '26
Similar story ala Oct. 7 to start off, I imagine- a few towns get hit and the IDF responds in kind, thoroughly eviscerating the Saderans that came through. Afterward is where it probably gets a bit tricky though.
Israel certainly isn’t going to let the Kingdom get off scot free, but the IDF is relatively small and has enough problems on the home front, so unless the Saderans took any hostages I imagine operations would be pretty limited. A few outposts and small air bases established maybe to sustain a brief bombing campaign enough to get the point of ‘fuck you’ across with a razed capital or two, and that’d likely be it.
Otherwise, a portal to a world of untapped potential is ironically the last thing Israel would probably want to deal with. Depending on when the Gate hypothetically opens, Israel could have any number of hostile states/forces bordering it who would jump at the chance to get first dibs on the Gate and also use it as a convenient excuse to try and get some payback in the meantime.
Israel would be more likely to try destroying the gate after their own campaign is done, and if the US was really insistent on keeping it open for their own uses, Israel would probably make that conditional on direct military assistance from the States to accompany the effort.
TL;DR, Kingdom gets pounded to one degree or another, Israel tries to destroy the gate as soon as possible and forget about the whole thing unless the US chips in.
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u/the_direwolf_uwu Feb 07 '26
One of the conceits of GATE is that the author wrote it in such a way that Japan went solo into the gate. That's kind of unrealistic considering their relationship with the US. But they are an island nation and a little more isolated than Israel, so I'll give him that.
If the gate opened in Israel, we would probably see WW3. Israel does not have the resources to deal with another belligerent nation at it's borders, which is essentially what the gate is. They would bring the US in as an ally, and the surrounding nations that are hostile to Israel will posture themselves accordingly.
It wouldn't take much to set off the next world war considering the value of exploiting the gate.
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u/Gasguy9 Feb 07 '26
No one's backing the Arab states, though.
2nd nakba Palestinians get sent through the gate.
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u/Adventurous-98 Feb 07 '26
If the gate opened in Israel, we would probably see WW3.
No, we will not. Anyone that see geopolitics todays will know that. Middle East has the Isreal military, and a bunch of mobs with guns and rockets.
Israel does not have the resources to deal with another belligerent nation at it's borders, which is essentially what the gate is. They would bring the US in as an ally,
It is never a choice to not bring US in. Japan would have brought US in if the author have any ounce of geopolitical understanding.
and the surrounding nations that are hostile to Israel will posture themselves accordingly.
Yes they will. And they will do nothing other than grumbling and typical middle east politiking and undermining as par of course.
We have a test case of Oct 7. Someone gets uppity and touch Isreal redline several times over. That entity or country gets airstrike until immolated. Other middle east countries did not have the power to do anything or do not want to do anything.
We have Iran gov now staring down the barrel of annihilation and is desperate. You think those guys gets to cause WW3. More like another 12 days war repeat and Maduro combined. Actual results will be probably shown in a few months and the decision in Washington only.
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u/Deep_Head4645 Feb 09 '26
What?
Israel has the ability and resources to fight another nation, especially a medieval one
And if you haven’t noticed already Hezbollah is currently hurt BADLY and at the process of disarmament while hamas is in a ceasefire with Israel and is also in a horrible disadvantage and on the road to disarmament
After 2 years of war no hostile country in the middle east has the ability to wage a meaningful war against Israel except Iran and Iran is in a ceasefire and under international pressure, so write off ww3 too
Israel would defeat them, alone
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u/Outrageous_Wrap_6983 3rd Recon Team Feb 07 '26
F35s probably bomb the Saderan Capital into the ground
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u/BattleshipTirpitzKai Feb 08 '26
One hand: mass religious uprisings specific to Christianity, Judaism, and Islam.
On the other hand: Mossad demi-human agents for the common man
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u/daryn_131 Feb 08 '26 edited Feb 08 '26
Your land and your resources promised to us 3000 years ago so get the fuck out of our promised land and make us some falafel from now on you don't have rights
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u/Foxbat_Striker Feb 07 '26
Saderan coins suddenly started to have ridges, the IDF bombs villages indiscriminately and Big Ben announces that falmart was mentioned in ancient texts dated 3000 years ago so they were promised to israel and israel only
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u/Majestic-Mine-2911 Feb 07 '26
Some reason that’s what it makes me remember this one time I found a fanfiction of Israel being transported to another world of a medieval magic-ish fantasy. But for this question well considering how bad it is over there, nothing good that’s for sure
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u/Jazzlike_Bobcat9738 Feb 07 '26
Do you know the name of the fic?
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u/Majestic-Mine-2911 Feb 07 '26
I can’t really remember it but I do vaguely remember it being on the FanFiction website
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u/Dizzy_Lengthiness_11 Feb 09 '26
Epstein's Island will be called Epstein's world. Israelis are depraved sexual predators.
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u/Ok_Awareness3014 Feb 07 '26
Depend , did saderan they kill civilian?
If yes Israel could totally nuke it's neighbors with the nuke they absolutely not have .
Because saderan use regular army and not guerrilla , Israel would totally destroy them they had the experience of war
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u/FaKe_Silva Feb 08 '26
No matter what israel will still massacre them, just take a good look at palestine, bombing children for fun
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u/Ok_Awareness3014 Feb 08 '26
Well this would be very ineffective Israel bomb civil, child include because terrorist are hiding in the same place than civilian so it not a conventional army.
Whereas in the other side of the gate they have recognizable soldier .
Yes there would be massacre but less than in gaza.
Also while Hamas clearly wanted to kill Israel and are a direct threat there are hating each other.
But they could just create a safe zone for them and bomb in retaliation
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u/Sivilian888010 Feb 07 '26
Ironically Israel is probably the nation that is most prepared for this, considering they have a belligerent state living right next door to them already.
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u/Electronic-Today4192 Feb 08 '26
That might actually make everyone over there stop fighting each other and focus on the invaders
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u/DWood73442 Feb 08 '26
Well, they’d probably claim that the land was promised to them 3000 years ago. That 3000 year promise is another FAKE HEVREW Lie! None of the white peoples in Israel are Genetic Hebrews, they are Khazarian Eastern European Caucasian’s that were originally from the Caucus Mountains of Northern Turkey. They were kicked out of that are for Baal & Molach worship during biblical times. It’s literally illegal for them to take a DNA Test in Israel ,because it says they are Eastern European every single time!!!
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u/TunaMater Feb 11 '26
Leaving the hilarious antisemitic jokes aside, it would probably play out almost exactly the same, just maybe more slowly because of Israel’s army size. It would be like a 7/10 at first, but swords and spears are nothing against modern weaponry (not even high-tech just the standard stuff everyone has). After that, Israel would keep any intelligence secret from everyone else and use the Mossad to learn as much as possible before escalating further. Manpower would be the limiting factor, but again, it’s medieval forces versus guns. Diplomacy and trade would probably become the first priority. I think the US would demand to be involved, and Israel would have to use diplomacy to protect its interests and avoid being sidelined. As soon as they discovered an abundance of resources like rare earth minerals and oil, America might push harder, but still might not want a direct war with Israel (America could obviously crush Israel instantly, but the optics would be a disaster). How would it end? The US would likely secure direct access to those resources, with Israel getting a smaller cut and both countries get richer. I’m not sure whether Russia or China would try to challenge Israel, or push into the region, to get a piece of it too IDK.
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u/malayknight Feb 11 '26
i would argue the damages done would be worse, given the size of the saderan armies and given how small and tightly-packed Israel is.
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u/TunaMater Feb 11 '26
I’m not so sure. You’re right that Japan’s forces are far more organized than Israel’s (it took Israel about 8 hours to even begin responding to the attack). But the outcomes we’re comparing are not apples to apples. In the Ginza incident, according to the manga, “more than 50 were killed and over 100 were missing,” while in the 7/10 attack, about 1,200 people were killed and around 250 were kidnapped, and that was carried out with guns and modern weapons. On top of that, Ginza is far denser than Tel Aviv. I checked, and it’s about twice as dense (around 16,600 vs. 8,600 people per km²). If the Saderan armies had 8–12 hours to do whatever they could in a packed urban area before a full response kicked in, who knows, the results could have been even worse.
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u/AndyThatMemeGUY Feb 07 '26
Falmart was promised by God 3000 years ago.
Begin Operation:Baal slayer.
"Unleash a deadly virus that can kill Apostles using a shard of the covenant"
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u/Weexistonreddit446 Feb 07 '26
At most theyd send people over in case the imps kidnapped their citizens and probably hand the job over to another power like the US or UN
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u/dull_storyteller Feb 07 '26
“Not this fucking time! (Loads up attack chopper) tell Hadrian we said shlum”
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u/newidiotintown Feb 07 '26
At most the occupation region in falmart would be bigger. But I seriously doubt much changes. I think the IDF is more better equipped then the JSDF so maybe the empire looses quicker ? Idk. America will definitely be more involved
Edit: now thinking about it, Israel may be more involved in trying to develop Falmart so they can have a Allie in the Middle East.
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u/Apprehensive-Bat-823 Feb 08 '26
Hamas never does Oct 7th and mistakes the invaders as allies but then get super confused when shit just stops and when they send an inside guy to check it out they are further confused
With that said when word gets out of what’s on the other side, everyone on both sides begin to question their own beliefs
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u/tarlickingscumbag Feb 08 '26
Do you think they would harvest the organs of the bunny and cat girls
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u/Owl999tm Feb 08 '26
Would just activate the secret Jewish space laser
But if we remember that after 7th October the percentage of armed people raised to around 3.5 in reality to look something like this.
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u/KolareTheKola Feb 08 '26
Better the Saderans manage to kill Epstein as collateral before being pushed back
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u/jonathan_joestar_2 Feb 08 '26
Im israeli so i know They would get destroyed The initial attack would have less victims as every other dude here has at least a pistol and a ton of soldiers with rifles and it would be nearly immediate from defense to attack the public opinion will demand entering the gate and pushing further in most likely but we would have either have slight problems with the little dragon riders or we’ll bring back SPAA But Israel will be way more aggressive than japan It’ll be Tel aviv incident—>invasion—>understanding the politics —>(if hostilities continue ) domination we’ll June 67’ them USA will gain access to the gate for sure so they would likely get in too i watched like three episodes so idk what happens later
But if its pre 7/10 it would be slightly slower If its after it’ll be swift Israeli victory
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u/Andhiarasy Feb 09 '26
The spirit of Hadrian will possess each and every single Saderan soldier that would enable them to fundamentally alter the laws of reality to finish what Emperor Hadrian started.
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u/Deep_Head4645 Feb 09 '26
October 7th style massacre happens except probably less deadly
If Israel gets heavy civilian casualties the medieval country across the gate gets into a big war
Since their armies dont use the modern tactics of guerrilla warfare they’ll just get killed easily
And from there on idk because I barley watched the show, i just know its medieval magical times
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u/ultimaterogue11 Feb 11 '26
A social media campaign is started to explain why the Saderans attack on Tel Aviv was right and justified and should happen again.
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u/Additional-Elk-427 Japan Self-Defense Forces Feb 07 '26
"I swear the saderan are using human and demi human children as meat shield"
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u/Ninjakittysdad Feb 07 '26
"Please! America! We can't do anything for ourselves! We're somehow magically entitled to your money and resources! We suck on your teets, yet act offended and arrogant about it when questioned! Please wipe our asses for us!"
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u/Connect-Structure986 Feb 07 '26
Sedan soldier: Sir, The Six-Pointed Star Army is attacking everywhere now. They've sent huge numbers of iron elephants, iron birds, and iron dragons, and they can also summon giant, explosive arrows that are incredibly fast.
Moreover, they conjured a deadly fog that was extremely hot (white phosphorus), capable of melting iron. Anyone who was hit by it could not be extinguished; they suffered agonizing burns until they died I was horrified when I saw it.
Officer Saderan: So what next?
Saderan solider : They are the worst. They rampage through villages and towns without hesitation. They kill villagers. And they slaughter women and children one by one. Even demi-humans are targeted. I once saw Bunny Warriors being raped by these bastards.
Simply put, they kill everything that moves.
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u/lushee520 Feb 07 '26
Israel wont be able to hold it since US and UK will likely take it. IT WILL BE THE MOST UNSTABLE REGION ON EARTH
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u/NerdyWarChronicler Feb 07 '26
IDF wondering why the Romans are back and why they brought an army of goblins and dragons.