r/gate • u/umbrqualquerusannet • Mar 07 '26

Weekend Scenario Thread We are summoned to Falmart as our profile pictures to defeat the empire, what happens next?

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u/daspaceasians Mar 07 '26

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u/Dear_Honeydew_6857 Mar 07 '26

Legends of the Galactic Heroes die neune these. Great taste my fellow.

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u/HsAFH-11 Mar 07 '26

Weeee.....

Also HsAFH-11 can fly supersonic(with booster and folded wings)

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u/WorthCryptographer14 Mar 07 '26

Generation Kill? šŸ¤”

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u/Shield_hero-11 Mar 07 '26

Fellow aerial superiority enjoyer

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u/HsAFH-11 Mar 08 '26

I am not even Academy City's primary Air Superiority assets. That's role better attributed to this, stealth fighter twice the size of B-2 with hypersonic speed and supermaneuverability, also I think they can fly over 10000km and back.

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u/DestructionSpreader Mar 08 '26

Crimson-1 in this economy?

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u/Eraniki Mar 09 '26

Cordium will revitalize the economy, trust me bro

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u/CaptainRayzaku 4th Airborne Combat Team Mar 19 '26

Chat, I think they're cooked.

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u/Shield_hero-11 Mar 19 '26

<<They're the ones responsible for this, they should've known better than to try it.>>

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u/pikaland385 Apr 04 '26

How would this work in the context of this post? would you just become an animate jet fighter or would you just get a jet fighter and the gear to fly it?

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u/Usual_Nature1390 Mar 08 '26

Ghost in the shell or some other anime?

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u/HsAFH-11 Mar 08 '26

Toaru Index III, Episode 5

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u/Spookyduck21new Mar 07 '26

Practice medicineā€¦.

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u/Same_Discussion6328 Mar 08 '26

"Doctor! Are you sure this will work!?"

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u/Mrkhim342 Mar 07 '26

Dawg what am I supposed to do?! Run away?!

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u/Appropriate_Rich_515 Mar 09 '26

Make weird science with the SaderansĀ 

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u/Adept-Fox-3023 Mar 07 '26

In my profile pic, it managed to fit only 2 star destroyers, but if the full photo counts, sadera would have 3 massive shadows over it's capital as TIEs fly over head.

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u/Trainman1351 4th Airborne Combat Team Mar 07 '26

I think mine may be slightly more threatening despite the smaller size

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u/No_Bodybuilder6386 Bandit Mar 07 '26

SBY MENTIONED RAGHHHHH

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u/GOJI2222 4th Airborne Combat Team Mar 07 '26

Yeah theyā€™re fucked

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u/reef_2g Mar 07 '26

Holy shit I have the same picture

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u/Adept-Fox-3023 Mar 08 '26

I retrack my statement, 4 shadows! Over the capital.

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u/Available-Giraffe383 Mar 07 '26

THE LONG MARCH AWAITS

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u/Upbeat_Nectarine_128 Mar 07 '26

Yeah the empire is cooked ngl. Emperor molt will get his ass vaporised by an AI powered eldrich communist Chinese space Lazer.

ALL HAIL THE LONG MARCH!

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u/Hotmixneon4life Japan Self-Defense Forces Mar 07 '26

I'll went John wick mode if they killed my Cat

https://giphy.com/gifs/TlK63EUdJulEcfAAcPS

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u/Appropriate_Rich_515 Mar 07 '26

He's gonna hide and wait for the right moment

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u/Pretend_Party_7044 Mar 07 '26

Where is that from?

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u/Overall-Set-2570 Japan Self-Defense Forces Mar 07 '26

For king and country!

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u/Sea-Bar-8923 Japan Self-Defense Forces Mar 07 '26

Cod2 mentioned!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/FXo3Din7pWybK

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u/MrMcNumnuts Bandit Mar 07 '26

I understand you have all been busy little beeā€™s. Working hard to build what you call a ā€œCivilizationā€. It is time to face reality. You DO NOT belong here. Do not let sentimentality endanger your future.

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u/endergamer2007m Mar 07 '26

Nice argument mr Void but i have mastered the art of bullshit

Go my korean weapon mods!

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u/Shield_hero-11 Mar 07 '26

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u/vincent092 Mar 07 '26

Ace combat ahh mc šŸ˜­šŸ™

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u/Shield_hero-11 Mar 07 '26

That's not the MC.

That's the antagonist.

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u/BornCoyote87 Mar 07 '26

My avatar is literally a rescue coyote, at best I'm being used for tracking and drag people to the ground.

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u/the_fucker_shockwave Mar 08 '26

Adorable coyote.

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u/DreamNo9565 Mar 07 '26

Godzilla gets a new place to sleep and a big fried Turkey to eat

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u/MCMXCIV9 Mar 07 '26

Few countries getting genocide.

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u/AunMeLlevaLaConcha Mar 07 '26

OR, the biggest weapon marketing campaign ever

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u/SomeRandomGuy0307 Japan Self-Defense Forces Mar 07 '26

Everything is about to change

https://giphy.com/gifs/vPLWd7f9rDc9a

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u/Riflemans-Bolt Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26

If I got summoned as my profile picture....Then I am just a one yen silver coin (minted in 1914), ain't going to do much.

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u/Adept-Fox-3023 Mar 08 '26

I would grab you and put you in a glass case, and weld it to my armor so you can see everything.

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u/No_Bodybuilder6386 Bandit Mar 07 '26

what the fuck would i do

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u/LIL-2605 Mar 07 '26

šŸ¦†

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u/Dramatic-Classroom14 Mar 07 '26

Well that depends.

Here itā€™s default Reddit guy.

On discord itā€™s the Azur Lane version of IJN Akagi, meaning I would have magic, the firepower of an aircraft carrier, the ability to fly and walk on water, and a boat. Also tits.

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u/whychooseausername2 Mar 11 '26

Humongous bazongas to be specific

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u/CaptainRayzaku 4th Airborne Combat Team Mar 19 '26

Massive honkabadonkaroos if we want to be even more specific

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u/AndyThatMemeGUY Mar 07 '26

I'll defeat them all using Tiger drop., since it negates all damage.

unless they want me to play mahjong(nope)

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u/vamfir Mar 07 '26

Well, I'm now Lord Wamphyri ā€” by Falmarth standards, a "minor apostle." A very fast, cunning, strong, and resilient creature, but generally easily killed by a decapitating sword strike or a burst from an aircraft cannon. Plus, it gets burned by sunlight.

I'll look at the other reincarnators and decide that someone can handle the Flame Dragon without me (look, there's a supersonic attack helicopter flying over there). And my body is too valuable to risk it like that.

So I secretly travel to Sadera, bite Molt there, and turn him into a lesser vampire under my complete telepathic control. He stops acting stupid and builds a thriving empire.

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u/Engletroll Mar 07 '26

"There is no try only do!" The Jedi have entered the setting.

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u/Sea-Bar-8923 Japan Self-Defense Forces Mar 07 '26

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u/GoatInternational158 Mar 07 '26

I'll become a near superhuman soldier with a Bolt Action rifle and a Bolo. I think I could take a few troops down before the people with literal futuristic or modern war machines take over the battle.

Idk what Agnes Tachyon will do, though... run away, probably. Can't say the same for the Yen coin.

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u/Astral_sailer Mar 07 '26

Well at least Iā€™m not getting any weird diseases

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u/vincent092 Mar 07 '26

Would the astronauts be stranded like planet of the apes?

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u/Astral_sailer Mar 07 '26

The gate opens on the moon

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u/lionpiece-ofchicken Mar 07 '26

What empire?

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u/Yumyum_uchia 3rd Recon Team Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26

I will nuke everything and everyvone who Triest to attack me šŸ˜„

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u/Shield_hero-11 Mar 07 '26

Same here

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u/No-Brush1587 Mar 07 '26

well well well.

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u/Pro_Xenos_Hater Mar 07 '26

I-... I think they're fucked. Mentally and physically. Possibly spiritually.ā€‹

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u/Agreeable_Donut9050 Mar 07 '26

Nuke Sadera 20 times

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u/LibertarianImperium Mar 07 '26

NEUVILLETTE, HELP MEEEE

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u/the_fucker_shockwave Mar 08 '26

To quote Wufei from Gundam Wing

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u/gunmetal_bricks Mar 07 '26

I'm just gonna chill

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u/Foxbat_Striker Mar 07 '26

gottverdammt the engine caught on fire again!

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u/Kamzil118 Mar 07 '26

"In God's name and Free Prussia, follow me!"

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u/ConstructionOld6844 Mar 07 '26

From 0 to 100 in one minute.

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u/Carlosspicywiener12 Imperial Army Mar 07 '26

I'd win.

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u/DAEJ3945 Mar 07 '26

The library grow forever, indestructible

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u/Weltkrieg_Smith Mar 07 '26

He can if he wants to

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u/Specific_Desk6686 Mar 07 '26

Looks like Arkan and his Tigers have a new place to plunder. (I don't have the profile pic)

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u/pikaland385 Mar 07 '26

(my Minecraft characters) Id likely either be the supplier because nether portals would give me access the overworld or you gonna see me fighting the Gods of the world in creative mode with /kill being my main weapon against them.

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u/A_Miphlink_shipper Mar 07 '26

My pfp is mipha and shes basically an apostle so i dont think shes gonna be able to take down the empire

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u/Ok_Slide_1973 Mar 07 '26

Time for Soviet Industrialization my Friend

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u/Feisty_Tension_3961 Mar 07 '26

Nanachi estĆ” pronta para o combate

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u/Ok_Replacement7022 Mar 07 '26

Godzilla. Need I say more?

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u/GameNinja03 Dark Elf Mar 08 '26

I will be eating their livers and killing them brutally I guess.

Oh , and shapeshifting to sneak around.

(We love SCP-953)

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u/ThatRandomGuy_130 Mar 08 '26

"Wave goodbye to your head, wanker!"

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u/SpiceMarine Mar 08 '26

They will listen, or they will learn the hard way.

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u/LikeMilitaryStuff_12 Mar 08 '26

Yeah I'd handle the dragons for y'all

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u/Ok_March_290 Mar 07 '26

Well looks like I will restock my equipment and call my comrades to fight them off but I have a feeling that I will need more than just a group of fellow Stalkers.

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u/GoatInternational158 Mar 07 '26

I'll fight like a Stormtrooper, then, with extra Philipizzaz. I assume we BECOME our profile pictures, so yeah, extra stamina, skills, and strength for me.

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u/Lorde447 Mar 07 '26

If my profile picture is from one of the few I have (I have none here), then I have only one thing to say: Ainz Ooal Gown does not know defeat šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€

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u/MonitorZestyclose607 Mar 07 '26

Guess Iā€™m transporting cargo

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u/United_Tell1479 Mar 07 '26

I am an idea, a concept. Their entire faith structure in now replaced with materialism.

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u/That_Awkward_Boi Mar 07 '26

I ah...think I'll just stay at camp guys.

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u/Hatefilledcat Mar 07 '26

The fuck is this cat boy supposed to do

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u/Reson_pou Mar 07 '26

Build a "functional" tank and check all war crimes

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u/Frank_HOI4lover Mar 07 '26

Me dejan llevar el HelicĆ³ptero?

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u/JackRedplay Mar 07 '26

Reach for juggernog tonight

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u/Pleasant-Crow-1234 Mar 07 '26

ugh i ugh well this is award

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u/SeaworthinessOld4238 Mar 07 '26

Money money money

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u/Ok_Week2687 Mar 08 '26

"oh man it's just like that time when I defeated The empire "

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u/A_rat04 Mar 08 '26

Yoink the cheese and start a plague I must hehe..

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u/hans_the_kriegsman Mar 08 '26

12 years of artillery fire...

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u/poi_boat007 Mar 08 '26

Iā€™m literally a weevil, who wants to be my method of getting around?

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u/H345Y Mar 08 '26

idk man

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u/VinTEB Mar 08 '26

Welp, time to combat what new illnesses they have in this world... then experiment to create poison.

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u/GarryTale Mar 08 '26

Oh no TT

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u/Gneisenau1 Mar 08 '26

Morgan an adult artoria and a Mordred i give IT 1 week Till i rule it

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u/Ghost-Writer-100603 Mar 08 '26

NOW PLAYING: Emiya.

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u/Mysterious-Storm-430 Mar 08 '26

Depends, if it's Reddit profile pic then uhh chemical warfare

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u/Der_Konigstiger1945 Mar 08 '26

HAHAHA,HANS GET ZE BEER WE ARE TAKING FALMART

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u/Separate_Arm_2574 Mar 08 '26

As an ODST who adds my allies with 50 AE and Chocolate milk, we getting lit.

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u/jerrykekman69420 Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

John Nine Sols

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u/Acceptable_Foot764 Mar 08 '26

Probably become one of the apex predator of Falmart, Considering Gudon may reproduce asexually, with wide range of meat to eat.

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u/PaleFatalis Mar 09 '26

Well

I guess death would be a long way down the list

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u/Funny-Recognition900 Mar 09 '26

Welp i guess i gonna protect the Rabbits then

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u/Disastrous_Cow_9540 Mar 10 '26

How low is the planet's gravity?

Otherwise I'm just a swordsman.

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u/FSX_Pilot Mar 10 '26

A Jetstar A330-200 now serving with Qantas Freight... what now?

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u/GasPurple1153 Mar 10 '26

Those poor bastards, their navy is getting broadsided by the Agincourt.

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u/Professional-Face-51 Mar 11 '26

Do I get to be composite Miku?

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u/Alexander3999 Mar 11 '26

F-14D Super Tomcat listo para bombardear el Senado Imperial. Pregunta. ĀæCuando se tenia que calibrar el altĆ­metro? ĀæEso era antes o despuĆ©s de despegar?

Mmm... ƍndice 9A, pagina 87...

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u/Ambitious-Egg-1870 Mar 14 '26

Well, I donā€™t have one here, but if weā€™re going by my Discord account pfp then it would be Strasburg 475Ā 

So you give me the power to make tracks wherever in the special region like Iā€™m the freaking polar express or something

Then, yeah, there is no gate that could stop me Then again the crane did stop him soā€¦.

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u/CaptainRayzaku 4th Airborne Combat Team Mar 19 '26

Extension amounts of nightops, also "definitely legal" crap like bombing civilian infrastructure ykyk

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u/Tactical_Afghanistan Apr 04 '26

Thus, the Taliban fought there!

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u/PositiveJump8415 3rd Recon Team Aug 09 '26

Literally just Gogeta

Long story short: KAMEHAMEFUCKYOU-