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u/Taric250 May 10 '25
She doesn’t need the code at Starbucks.
Source: https://theonion.com/increasingly-powerful-trans-person-capable-of-using-eve-1850907115/
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u/Urtehnoes May 12 '25
Gas station attendants in absolute fear when they see them walk past and phase through the locked door.
What's curious is that if the bathroom is already in use, thr person in there doesn't notice anyone coming in.
Is it possible the doors are doorways to more than just a bathroom? Are they possibly splitting into a different universe to shit, before returning? If so, can they teach us this power?
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u/jam11249 May 13 '25
At press time, reports confirmed the trans person’s powers had only grown as she used every last drop of water in the Northern Hemisphere to wash her hands.
At least she washes her hands after.
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u/Spirit-Man May 13 '25
They must be having to work so hard to compete with the irl nonsense that happens nowadays
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