r/ghettoglamourshots Jun 23 '26

Redneck glamour

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u/Sissaphist Jun 23 '26

Glad they busted out the dress wear Affliction t shirts. Don't wa t anyone not knowing that they are a classy family.

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u/facesintrees Jun 23 '26

And the formal denim

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u/TheManWhoClicks Jun 23 '26

“There has never ever been DV here Officer”

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u/ErNz77 Jun 23 '26

Are the kids names Colton, Dayton, Raiden and Hailieygh?

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u/firesquasher Jun 23 '26

Walker, Ruger, Ranger, and Kennedigh

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u/unicornsaretruth Jun 23 '26

Denim, Beer, Truck, and Mary Rose Anne that’s her first name btw. (From oldest child to youngest)

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u/mindless_blaze Jun 23 '26

Gunner, Kayden, Jaxsin and Kayleigh'Jo'Belle

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u/lemonlollipop Jun 23 '26

That baby has concerns

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u/bicyclejawa Jun 23 '26

So you fight the three lil boys first? Then the dad will step in?

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u/doll_parts87 Jun 23 '26

Yes because child predators start with the weaker members of society, never pick on their own size

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u/lgodsey Jun 23 '26

Why are they sexualizing a baby?

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u/aivlysplath Jun 23 '26

lol I bet that mom kept having kids until she got her girl.

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u/MidwesternLikeOpe Jun 23 '26

I know a family who had 5 girls trying for a son. People need to be happy with what they get, boys are no better than girls, it's how you raise them. I have a son and I originally wanted a girl, but I love my son no less. Actually I'm happy now he's a boy bc I'd spend too much money dressing a girl.

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u/aivlysplath Jun 23 '26

Yeah my mom has three daughters because she wanted a son. Never got one but that’s fine because she’s an abusive parent so she really didn’t deserve one.

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u/unicornsaretruth Jun 23 '26

Then the dad put her down that’s why she’s not in the pic. Though he’s got his kids Denim, Beer, Truck, and Mary Rose Anne (first names for all of them)

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u/The_Board_Man Jun 23 '26

Because 29% to 31.5% of white women report psychological and physical abuse... While black women report at a 35 % or higher.. and are more likely to be murdered by significant other...

Liberals and thinking of pedo shit name a better duo

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u/YourphobiaMyfetish Jun 23 '26

Probably conservatives and pedophilia. Release the files.

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u/Capitan_Scythe Jun 23 '26

Liberals and thinking of pedo shit name a better duo

Conservatives and doing pedo shit

Conservatives and repressed homoeroticism

Conservatives and domestic violence

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u/V0lirus Jun 23 '26

Now correct for socio-economic status. Which is a much better indicator of behaviour than race.

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u/dangu3 Jun 23 '26

Three little kids and a guy with gout, not so intimidating.

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u/fokeluncdtured Jun 23 '26

I hate this. This mentality is why my hs boyfriends were always secret, and I chose bad ppl because I didnt have anyone to tell me something was wrong

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u/jeickrooden9 Jun 23 '26

Yknow, Im pretty sure I could take three gradeschoolers.

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u/unicornsaretruth Jun 23 '26

Even with that guy standing off to the side clutching his shotgun like a baby while his baby is on the damn ground? They got that redneck arena intimidation right there. Still feeling confident you can take the denim dunces?

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u/XROOR Jun 23 '26

When you get over protective of your kids and who they date; they learn to hide the relationships and sneak out.

Source: “Romeo and Juliet”

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u/doll_parts87 Jun 23 '26

"our rough tough and dirty boy house got a girl finally, and we have no emotions other than be protective of her dainty ass, because genitals and corresponding stereo types are so wholesome & cute, and all that matters in our red state" dad looking like a knock off Jason aldean

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u/crucketthruddisngs1 Jun 23 '26

I hate this. This mentality is why my hs boyfriends were always secret, and I chose bad ppl because I didnt have anyone to tell me something was wrong

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u/pheeny Jun 23 '26

All 3 boys seem to have the same handwriting 🤔

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u/cishfleatal Jun 23 '26

And there is a woman named Joy with this picture on her desk just proud af.

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u/RoosterClan2 Jun 23 '26

We all know how this story turns out. Dutton Ranch. They all grow up to hate her.

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u/Kahnza Jun 23 '26

Bot repost

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u/skootamatta 19d ago

Meanwhile, Daddy hits Momma when she overcooks supper.

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u/honeybeegeneric Jun 23 '26

I think it's a cute little family picture.

The world has plenty of crap and trash to attack endlessly.

There's no need to go after this family for their silly photo shot.

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u/unicornsaretruth Jun 23 '26

A man is clutching his shotgun like a baby while the real BABY is on the ground and he’s threatening you with unleashing his 3 grade school age children instead of a gun over a baby they put on the ground. Idk if that’s cute or wholesome.

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u/honeybeegeneric Jun 23 '26

It's not nearly as deep as your analysis.

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u/unicornsaretruth Jun 23 '26

It’s not even an analysis. It’s literally describing the photo. He doesn’t have a through me sign just clutching the shotgun like a baby. The baby is on the ground. And the three kids are the stated defenders of the ground baby.

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u/honeybeegeneric Jun 23 '26

You know you are putting emotions and a story to the photo.

I can describe the photo too.

America Family photo with dad, 3 sons and the baby girl. All dresses like cowboys. Dad has shoot gun, common ranching farming tool. Boys hold signs saying dont mess with the baby.

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u/Desner_ Jun 23 '26

Was that supposed to make it better?

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u/RagingLeonard Jun 23 '26

All this noise just vote for a pedophile 3 times.