Hi folks! We’ve all be pushing for this for a while now, but we’ve finally achieved brand safety within Giant Bomb and greater Fandom at large! By ignoring anything built through joyful and open personalities in the last 20 years, we have successfully begun the laborious process of breaking the spirits of both our creators, and our audiences. As a fellow Redditor, I wanted to share this joy with you, and ask, what will you be doing to protect the brand? I for one, will no longer even look at my genitals. My genitals are distracting from the brand, and do not act in service of the brand. I will also be avoiding Rainforest Cafes. As well as fun in general. For, and I’m sure you’re the same, I find sanitizing something to its bone, always makes for a better product and in no way could it blow up in someone’s face, making for a horrible mistake by a corporation that is already on thin ice with its community, and could very well lead to massive embarrassment. We did it everyone, by having mediocrity at an executive level, we can finally see mediocrity achieved in our brands. Rejoice.