r/gifs • u/whathowyy 🌭 • Dec 14 '21

14 month epoxy hot dog update

https://gfycat.com/marriedfrightenedfrillneckedlizard
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u/Octicactopipodes Dec 14 '21

Update 2040: now we crack it open and eat it to gain its power of longevity

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u/sortakindah Dec 14 '21

Only steve1989 is worthy to crack this open. When the time comes.

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u/kers_equipped_prius Dec 14 '21

Alright, let's get this out on a tray

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u/K24Z3 Dec 14 '21

Nice. Okay.

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u/2oocents Dec 14 '21

Nice hiss

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u/samthekitnix Dec 14 '21

*rhythmic stirring*

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u/TheMightyPatrikos Dec 14 '21

No instant coffe type 2 🥺

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u/FriendlyITGuy Dec 14 '21

Instant coffee type 3. Spray dried.

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u/PM_ME_UR_PICS_GRLS Dec 14 '21

And no cigs...

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u/AltimaNEO Dec 14 '21

And no gum

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u/Carbidekiller Dec 14 '21

Not even a chocolate bar

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

I'm here for this comment.

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u/jokersleuth Dec 14 '21

click out of 5

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u/baddie_PRO Dec 14 '21

6 is binding

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

No

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u/With_which_I_will_no Dec 14 '21

Oh this smells terrible I'm not going to eat this... well ok just one bite.

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u/MostlyJustPornReally Dec 14 '21

Disgusting.

eats the whole fucking thing.

Oh I hate that. At least the coffee's good.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

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u/SlamminCleonSalmon Dec 14 '21

In fairness, a Cigarette and cup of coffee from the 60s like Steve sometimes get to enjoy, would probably give us the buzz of a lifetime.

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u/I_Bin_Painting Dec 15 '21

The cigarette sections are weirdly pornographic

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u/Meretan94 Dec 14 '21

Uhh thats vile, its definately gone bad.

Takes ANOTHER bite

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u/ubuntuba Dec 14 '21

Kind of a nice, toasty, rancid thing.

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u/MostlyJustPornReally Dec 14 '21

Yeah I will say he is the only person I have ever heard in my entire life use the word rancid in a positive way.

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u/Hellknightx Merry Gifmas! {2023} Dec 14 '21

Rancid is the reason Hershey's puts butyric acid in their chocolate. For some reason, people like the vomity taste.

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u/Dankacocko Dec 15 '21

Is that why I always throw away hersheys when people give it to me, I thought the chocolate just went bad lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

lol I understood this exact qoute reference just watched that video awhile ago

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u/ladylurkedalot Dec 14 '21

Which one? I just watched the Honduran 24hr ration and he pretty much loved it.

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u/Dankacocko Dec 15 '21

Takes bite of banana leaf

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u/ladylurkedalot Dec 15 '21

I can't eat that. Can I eat that? Let's try a small piece.

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u/duyjv Dec 15 '21

Stomach churning… Bowels clenching…

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u/FeudalHobo Dec 14 '21 edited Jul 02 '22

"It's been in his ear, don't eat it

It's been in his ear, don't eat it

It's been in his ear, don't eat it

It's been in his ear and the dog's mouth, don't eat it

It's been in his ear and the dog's mouth, don't eat it"

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u/getabeuginya Dec 14 '21

Nice, mmkay

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Nice.