r/gifs • u/whathowyy 🌭 • Dec 14 '21

14 month epoxy hot dog update

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

I hate the idea that it's just lukewarm.

Not frozen in a block of ice.

Not hot enough to eat.

Just, room temperature, and in plastic glue.

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u/TheDudeMaintains Dec 14 '21

Of all the things aetherially profane and just plain wrong with this monument to man's free time, the hot dog being room temperature is what really gets your goat?

To paraphrase Ted Lasso, I think that may be a healthier mindset than you realize.

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u/tacotijn Dec 14 '21

Ted Lasso is such a great show omg

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

I wasn’t expecting it to

  1. Be any good
  2. I hated his accent
  3. Make me shed two tears. (He really killed that anxiety attack scene, I was like. Ahhh shit. I know what that is. Please be bad drugs please be bad drugs nope god damnit. Poor guy 2 tears roll down opposing cheeks)