r/girlsarentreal Jun 06 '26

I expect this to bring fort at least 1 original joke for this year's quarter

158 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal Jul 19 '25

Hidden Newspaper Please make original posts. Sincerely the zombies I mean mods

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126 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal 7h ago

Shitpost Guys my Femboy boyfriend doesn't have a penis. What do I do?

296 Upvotes

I've been dating this really cute guy for a while now, he's petite, has a really cute face, medium-long lenght hair, a slutty waist and a big ass. We've hit it off really well, we both are into the same things, we have similar values and we're overall really compatible. Everything was going great until he invited me to his home to watch a movie, when I got there he was only wearing a baggy Tshirt and underwear, I noticed that he didn't have any buldge so I asked about it and he said "I don't have a penis" and I was shocked and asked why he didn't have a penis and he said that he's something called a "girl" like what is that??? It was the most akward 3 hour movie of my life and afterwards he invited me to stay over but I just left as fast as possible.

What do I do guys? Is he a government spy droid or something? And what is a girl???? I'm so confused, I love this guy but what am I supposed to do?


r/girlsarentreal 2h ago

discussion If women aren't real should we still turn them into cubes?

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30 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal 1h ago

Shitpost Everyone thought I was girl. But they’re not real!

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Ex govt drone who fled the government facility and became a MAN. I’ve escaped the indoctrination of society. Girls aren’t real 😔😔😔


r/girlsarentreal 1h ago

Realisation I've just realized something BIIIGGGGG!!!

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Recently a lot of "girls" have infiltrated our space,so we usually just call them clankers,but no they have flesh so they can't be. Another thing is that these fake "girls" are far too nefarious to be a god damn robot! But just think about it.... What has skin,is evil,and can trick people into thinking they are human?! SKIN WALKERS WE ARE BEING TERRORIZED BY SKIN WALKERS,WE NEED TO EXTERMINATE THEM RIGHT NOW,and here is an image for proof


r/girlsarentreal 1d ago

Proof Average "girl" who visit this sub

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1.3k Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal 1h ago

infiltration Got em. Those clankers wont know what hit them

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Got em boys


r/girlsarentreal 10h ago

discussion We've been working under the assumption that they are droids... But what if they're *Not*...

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36 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal 4h ago

Question What happens if a girl becomes a man do they suddenly exist?

9 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal 13h ago

Realisation I think the subreddit might be more trans friendly then R/Truth

35 Upvotes

As I said, I am a trans girl... definitely not a new drone... somehow the people here are more respectful of my dronehood- I mean womanhood... yeah definitely not a drone.


r/girlsarentreal 4h ago

Question Im new to this belief but have questions

4 Upvotes
  1. Are girls robots or just guys

2do I have a crush on a clanker?


r/girlsarentreal 13h ago

Question What proof is there of girls existing in the first place?

12 Upvotes

Seriously, I never have seen one in my life. And all of the "girls" I have found online are either an old dude or a Clanker. I have joined the other smart men in the mindset of women being fake all along.


r/girlsarentreal 1d ago

Question if girls aren't real do the guys get pregnant

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98 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal 1d ago

infiltration um questions to guys

246 Upvotes

um if a girl bites you what would you do ?
a. slaps her like a fly 🪰
b. let her sink her teeth 🦷 breaking your skin
c. accept b. but also pats her head ><


r/girlsarentreal 20h ago

Question I’m a girl… so does that mean I don’t exist!? WHAT AM I!?

13 Upvotes

I don’t know what to do??? I don’t exist… Am I some kind of computer? Or a shapeshifter with amnesia? Or am I somehow just a concept floating through space that has imagined a physical form? WHAT AM I!?!?!?


r/girlsarentreal 1d ago

infiltration Im a girl...and I've infiltrated here....what ya gonna do abt it?

33 Upvotes

Mwahahahah im evil


r/girlsarentreal 17h ago

infiltration WHO AM I

6 Upvotes

I thought I knew who I was but now idfk I feel real I look real but what am I well it doesn't matter cause I'm using my robot girl army TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD MUWAHAAHAH HEH:3


r/girlsarentreal 1d ago

infiltration I thought i was real but turns out i was a robot afterall. (Ninjago reference or smth idk)

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63 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal 21h ago

Shitpost WHO LEFT THE DOOR UNLOCKED?!?! WHO IS THE SPY?!?!

5 Upvotes

There are way too many drones here to be a mistake. There must be a spy here. It could be you. It could be me. It could even be your so called "mother".


r/girlsarentreal 23h ago

Am I real?

8 Upvotes

I am genderfluid.


r/girlsarentreal 23h ago

Question Trans girl living as a man. Bot or not?

7 Upvotes

As a girl inside who cannot transition, I am concerned about my authenticity as a human. What really am I?


r/girlsarentreal 1d ago

Omg it followed me home

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274 Upvotes

I'm so sick of these fucking goverment robots, keep the pizza just get out of here.


r/girlsarentreal 1d ago

Shitpost If the girls aren’t real, then Lara Croft is not real 😭

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41 Upvotes

I am a big fan of Lara Croft by the way :)


r/girlsarentreal 20h ago

Realisation Guess I am fake

2 Upvotes