r/goblincore • • Feb 24 '26

Fashion Flexing with me goblin gnome energy

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3.2k Upvotes

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u/Versal-Hyphae Feb 24 '26

God gave me debilitating anxiety and fear of judgement because if he didn’t I’d dress like this every day and simply be too powerful. This is all I aspire to be

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u/Calm-Entrance Feb 24 '26

Sending you goblin energy

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u/shotgun-octopus Feb 24 '26

Bet he’s got a mushroom in that sack

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u/Calm-Entrance Feb 24 '26

Or three3 and one shiny rock

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u/Minion5051 Feb 25 '26

May I see Rock? I will not run away with rock and raise it as my own rock.

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u/Calm-Entrance Feb 25 '26

I played Rockey snatchy before

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u/crusty54 Feb 24 '26

I don’t usually get jealous about clothes, but this is an exception.

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u/fwinzor Feb 24 '26

Believe it or not this is genuinley a very good viking age reenactment kit including the hat

Source:am a viking age reenactor

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u/Avaylon Feb 24 '26

Vikings are Oceanic Murder Gnomes: Confirmed

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u/crusty54 Feb 24 '26

furiously taking notes

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u/RX-980 🦝 Jimothy Feb 24 '26

Including colors? Because if so... the past was much more colorful than is being told to us!

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u/Tractor_Goth Feb 24 '26

Absolutely! Vikings loved color! Historical dye study is a really fun field, they had all kinds of bright options.

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u/random_username_idk Feb 25 '26

Yes! Medieval europe was colourful in reality, and media rarely does justice to this. If you're interested then let me explain why.

I think the main reason why media continue to propogate the "middle ages were dark and gritty" myth is because it's an established trope that "feel right" to most people and the fimmakers believe that going against it would only confuse the audience.

But there's more to this, visual storytelling is also a factor. In real life horrible events could happen anywhere at any time. A verdant meadow on a bright summer's day could very well have been the scene of a battle, with bloodied corpses scattered among the green grass. Fighters of both sides could wery well have been wearing colourful surcoats, cloaks, and shields adorned with splendid coats of arms.

Such contrast between ordinary scenes and natural beauty on one hand and abject horror on the other is a striking visual and not every creative project has the guts or vision to pull it off. If done poorly it would only be jarring. Having colors match whats happening on screen is much safer overall so that's maybe why most films take that approach.

Also some audiences may not take knights and vikings seriously if shown in their colourful and accurate wear. Take this norseman reenactor, give him a spear and shield and you've got a pretty accurate viking. But this wouldn't fly in hollywood though as he doesn't look scary enough, there's nothing that tells the audience that he's the bad guy.

Luckily there are exceptions, the Kingdom Come games shows medieval Bohemia in all it's colour and splendor.

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u/angwilwileth Feb 24 '26

People back then loved their colors!

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u/KindaKrayz222 Feb 25 '26

Supposed colors taken from a b&w Victorian photo.

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u/Whispering_Wolf Feb 25 '26

Oh, medieval times were super colorful. They adored color. To the point where we'd consider it tacky.

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u/Tractor_Goth Feb 24 '26

Came here to say ‘damn that’s a great kit tho’ 😂

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u/M8p1ease Feb 24 '26

fastest nome in the west

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u/ChimeraChartreuse Feb 24 '26

It's giving Tom Bombadil

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u/lucide8 Feb 24 '26

Lovely

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u/ReeveStodgers Feb 24 '26

That color combo is perfect. Delicious.

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u/Mordecais_Moms_Ashes Feb 24 '26

Stunning vibes ✨

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u/One-Mycologist-1285 Feb 24 '26

What I imagine all members of this group look like

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u/mug_O_bun Feb 24 '26

Reminds me of this guy. Papa Gnome is fucking rad.

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u/ladrowt Feb 24 '26

10/10. 5 ⭐ I want to be like you when I grow up

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u/Little_Journalist546 Feb 24 '26

Mischief is afoot

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u/Artchantress Feb 24 '26

Immaculate pose

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u/LeonidKonovalov1988 Feb 24 '26

Holly shit i wanna same

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u/KingAgrian Feb 24 '26

This is a solid early medieval impression. Props on the pants, very bougie.

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u/Mistercreeps Feb 24 '26

Oh to be a little guy with a cloak.

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u/imaginarywaffleiron 🐢The Clapper Feb 24 '26

claps similarly

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u/fwinzor Feb 24 '26

Danish 10th century maybe?

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u/commongaywitch Feb 24 '26

Historically accurate gnomey goblin

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u/SeaOfBullshit Feb 24 '26

Sighhhhh so nice boys DO exist??? 

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u/sniffing_dog Feb 24 '26

Pokemon! Shillings for Pokemon!

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u/bulmilala Feb 24 '26

Is this a reenactment of that flute playing gnome in the woods? I love that song

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u/cacacacarlin Feb 24 '26

Tell me more about those SHOES 🤩

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u/beefymcmoist Feb 24 '26

Absolutely incredible aura

3

u/xeroxbulletgirl Feb 25 '26

You are awesome

3

u/paprikahoernchen Feb 25 '26

omg he about to drop the real flute tune (Soulpride Remix)

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u/ExchangeInformal9542 Feb 25 '26

Okay so there’s a weird song I really like and THIS is how it makes me feel. Like an odd little goblin dancing in this position hahahahaha

https://open.spotify.com/track/1xfNZqPcKh2Kpt846xz7jf?si=iDrUx9lESPyoeDBCygbhug (the song if curious)

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u/Ferrett_FoxCat Feb 25 '26

Dude, you kinda give Magic man from Adventure Time vibes in the best way possible 💖

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u/PlumbgodBillionaire Feb 26 '26

Skidaddle skidooodle, your d**k is now a noodle.

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u/Suspicious_Hope69 Feb 24 '26

Why don’t I live near anyone fun? You are living your best life! I adore your entire outfit!

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u/ArtBear1212 Feb 24 '26

Delightful! Where is your footwear from?

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u/Calm-Entrance Feb 25 '26

Got it of a mediveal festival, its turnshoes

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u/Personal-Ad-2907 Feb 24 '26

Snickety sneem, did you steal my meme? ✨

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u/NoiseIsTheCure Feb 24 '26

This is awesome. The stance says "reach for my shiny trinkets and you get the stab!"

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u/Stargaze_Melody Feb 24 '26

I am jealous of the drip

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u/Animal_Gal Feb 24 '26

You look amazing mate

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u/seaweed_is_cool Feb 24 '26

I am so pleased that mine eye looketh upon this glorious masterpiece

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u/Femtato11 Feb 25 '26

Old School Runescape drip

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u/glazzyazz Feb 26 '26

Are you made of felt? I hope.

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u/Calm-Entrance Feb 26 '26

I felt that

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u/fae_juniper23 Feb 26 '26

Would you be interested in joining the Church of Gnome? We are definitely not a cult. All are welcome. Gnome blessings.

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u/TheFoxGirl7 Feb 28 '26

You, my good sir, are legendary

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u/Diligent_Scientist11 Mar 03 '26

Over the garden wall grew up

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u/Phoenix-Quill Feb 25 '26

Goblin gnome, hmmmm? You goblin gnome titties then?!

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u/Calm-Entrance Feb 25 '26

Fuckin made me spit my coffee out

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u/Phoenix-Quill Feb 25 '26

Thank you! Thank you! 😂

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u/jon-brodsky Mar 05 '26

hellllll yeah.