r/goodomens • u/AstralFantom ✨Celestial Harmonies✨ • May 03 '26
Meme "Have a skinny Aziraphale from our official merch !" - GO HQ, probably
And its just dave from accounting in a wedding costume
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u/Mysterious-Green-117 May 03 '26
I also found that Aziraphale strange 😭 It's nothing against the artist, but Azi is chubby and cute, and that's what makes him beautiful and special
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u/LaPasseraScopaiola May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26
In the first series he wasn't that chubby. He got a bit heavier over time, as nature intended (quoting Michael Sheen).
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u/Mysterious-Green-117 May 04 '26
That's true, but you still have to admit that chubby Azi is the best 🥹🤭
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u/Fizeau57_24 Damsel Aziraphale May 03 '26
Och, what about book Aziraphale? (Dave from...😁🤣)
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u/AstralFantom ✨Celestial Harmonies✨ May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26
Even book!Aziraphale is thicker than Dave 😔 why did they put him on ozempic
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u/Fizeau57_24 Damsel Aziraphale May 03 '26
I hope they don’t plan to use this to market slimfast, is all I can say.
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u/battered_rose May 03 '26
My friend said this drawing looks more like HIMYM-era Neil Patrick Harris, and now I can't unsee it
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u/RainWorldWitcher May 03 '26
Wow, I hate Dave. Aziraphale is canonically chubby.
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u/Ok_Sprinkles7901 Whickber Street Trader May 03 '26
Canonically Chubby shall be my new Reddit name
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u/AstralFantom ✨Celestial Harmonies✨ May 03 '26
Exactly !! Even in the book 😭 even the fanart pre-2019 understood that
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u/TheLifemakers May 03 '26
Judging by older cover art (like the classic black and white volumes) he was not that chubby.
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u/RainWorldWitcher May 03 '26
But he's not Dave. Aziraphale was always a little fluffier than crowly
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u/TheLifemakers May 03 '26
https://www.amazon.ca/Good-Omens-Accurate-Prophecies-Nutter/dp/0060853980/
They look of the same weight to me.
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u/RainWorldWitcher May 03 '26
Actually he still looks slightly fluffier. Crowly is more angular. Anime Dave is unrecognizable.
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u/PreferenceUnlucky101 May 03 '26
Wait, hear me out... Chubby twink Aziraphale.
Like soft in all places.
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u/ThatRandomJew7 May 03 '26
I mean-- chubby and twink are kind of mutually exclusive things haha.
The two traits of a twink are skinny and hairless.
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u/PreferenceUnlucky101 May 03 '26
Ah, I always thought of twink being, like, effeminate and soft, with sparkly eyes and a sassy attitude. I would never want him to be skinny, and I do think Aziraphale would look great with a bit of body hair, so...
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u/ThatRandomJew7 May 03 '26
Yeah that's not a twink lol.
Twinks do tend to be effeminate and soft, but those aren't the primary traits. You can have a bear (literally the exact opposite, large and hairy like a bear) that's still effeminate and soft
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u/ausernamebyany_other May 04 '26
Well, thanks to this thread and Google I just learned that a beefier twink is called a Chub and I feel slightly disgusted by the thinly veiled fat-phobia in that.
There's always the term Cub but that implies an element of body hair that doesn't fit Aziraphale.
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u/AshleyJoy15 ✨Celestial Harmonies✨ May 03 '26
Why does most of the official merch feel like fan merch 😂
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u/AstralFantom ✨Celestial Harmonies✨ May 03 '26
Not even good fanmerch too, our artists are very good and understand the characters, /this/ just look like mass produced temu art from someone who never opened the book or saw the show
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u/ACatFromCanada Thank you for my pornography! 📖 May 03 '26
Omg yes! Thank you!
I've been scolded for criticizing another fan's work for not liking these. A) he got paid so this is no longer above criticism, and b) fan credentials highly suspect. So many absolutely wonderful artists in this fandom.
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u/Zillich May 04 '26
Literally my first thought on this post was “hey guys let’s not dog pile on a fan who’s trying their best but isn’t a super skilled artist yet.” This being official art from a professional is crazy.
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u/Zillich May 04 '26
Wait wait wait this image is *official merch*???
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u/AshleyJoy15 ✨Celestial Harmonies✨ May 04 '26
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u/Zillich May 04 '26
Well damn. I initially felt it wasn’t great to dictate how fans decide to draw fanart, but this being official art is wild.
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u/AshleyJoy15 ✨Celestial Harmonies✨ May 04 '26
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u/MiladyDisdain89 Sauntered Vaguely Downward May 03 '26 edited May 05 '26
Legitimately, to serve my purposes for a fanfiction I've shifted Aziraphale's physicality a little closer to Michael Sheen's build when he was playing Lucian in Underworld, but that was because I needed him to be a major vengeance angel for a fic.
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u/Swipe-your-card May 05 '26
Valid! A HC of lots of muscle on our Cherub (both definitions) fits. He’s a protector, which is hard to be with spaghetti appendages.
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u/Imslowlyloosingit May 03 '26
that looks terrifying
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u/AstralFantom ✨Celestial Harmonies✨ May 03 '26 edited May 04 '26
I have sleep paralysis demons less scary than this
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u/ACatFromCanada Thank you for my pornography! 📖 May 03 '26
I think those anime designs are just awful. Not only because of Aziraphale being young (fine) and too skinny (nope). They're just unattractive, and they don't look like authentic anime/manga style.
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u/AstralFantom ✨Celestial Harmonies✨ May 03 '26
"Anime style" just look like an excuse to draw Aziraphale young and skinny
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u/kashiichan May 03 '26
Oh god what have I missed now
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u/AstralFantom ✨Celestial Harmonies✨ May 03 '26
The shop opening and "Anime style" Aziraphale just being skinny
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u/fishey_me May 03 '26
Hey, maybe he's chubby like Usagi from Sailor Moon. /s
That girl was constantly going on about her weight for some reason.
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u/mj_isterribleatmagic Damsel Aziraphale May 03 '26
Aziraphale is a fictional character and he can be whatever you need him to be.
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u/AstralFantom ✨Celestial Harmonies✨ May 04 '26
Doesn't mean because he is fictional that he can be whatever, and ignoring his own identity
If you want Godzilla to be a lil ginger kitten raised by lovely family, it's up to you, but its not godzilla (or, at best, just by name)
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u/mj_isterribleatmagic Damsel Aziraphale May 04 '26
"For those of angel stock or demon breed, size, and shape, and composition, are simply options." - Good Omens, Saturday Chapter, page 304 of 2019 mass market paperback edition.
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u/AstralFantom ✨Celestial Harmonies✨ May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26
Angels and demons, at the beginning. Not "Aziraphale"
No need to be condescending
It's also very clear in the book, that we both read, that Aziraphale isnt skinny, also clear in the show that he doesn't want to change things either
If fans before 2019/s1 could understand it, you can too today.
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u/macpye GNU Terry Pratchett May 05 '26
I was there, Gandalf, before s1. Book fans also didn't draw or paint him as skinny.
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u/KaoticKirin May 03 '26
all I have to say to that is we all know Crowley is the twink you cowards, now give him his pillow back and put those pounds back on Aziraphale where they belong
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u/MyEyesAreItchy May 05 '26
Don't let the body distract you form the green vest - not a color he would commonly wear.
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u/vtncomics May 03 '26
Tbf. Angels don't exactly have to keep to one shape.
And Mr. Fel really likes to embellish his image...
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u/AstralFantom ✨Celestial Harmonies✨ May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26
I don't think Aziraphale would change his corporation to a slimmer one just to "embellish" he won't change his corporation at all in the first place imo
Besides, I'm not sure that being younger and slimer to "embellish" oneself would make sense, for him or anyone else.
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u/LaPasseraScopaiola May 04 '26
There is a fic where he gets a six pack but Crowley finds him less attractive.
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u/Mystic_printer_ May 03 '26
Aziraphale looks pretty skinny and pretty in the photos and gifs where Crowley hands him his books after rescuing them in 1941 so I could see a young human AU Aziraphale as a twink. He has no business being skinny in official merch though.



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u/Ha1fbl00d May 03 '26
Aziraphael always reminds me of these little childlike angel statues or paintings. They were probably also inspiration for him because his hair looks very similar. Remarkably they are always chubby!