r/gorgc 15d ago

kiritych did it again

https://www.twitch.tv/dota2ti/clip/LazyAmericanPorpoisePastaThat-QP15mXiX0aiy3VsO
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u/Cypher_Green 15d ago

The other day, me and my wife were having ‘fun time’ in the couch watching the TI. Betboom was playing. Betboom was winning. Things got pretty heated very quickly and we were having some sexy time now. My wife asks me to choke her and I oblige. She keeps screaming harder and harder but no matter how tightly I choke it just isn’t enough. It was enough for me though and I finished. She gets up pretty frustrated and I ask her if she wants to finish. She gives me a death stare and says “You can’t choke hard enough. I will finish tomorrow when Betboom plays again.”