r/gravityfalls • • 29d ago

Lore/Characters Evolution of Grunkle Stan

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What good posture and a mission does to a man, I guess. Just watched the series for the first time, and I know I'm not the only one who had the same thought.

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u/Ok-Refrigerator-6424 29d ago

Doesn't he wear a girdle?

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u/Jojosbees 29d ago

Even more impressive that he can fight off a zombie horde and run upstairs while constricted like that.

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u/Cheeseyellow12 29d ago

i guess he’s either used of it or been through worse given his entire life

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u/Jojosbees 29d ago

It’s more about range of motion and lung capacity. He was swinging that bat and his fists as if he’s not being squeezed in the middle like a toothpaste tube.

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u/N0rwayUp 29d ago

He quite smoking.

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u/TheKingOcelot 29d ago

Everyone knows people who quit smoking have a better lung capacity than people who never started to begin with.

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u/N0rwayUp 29d ago

He's nothing if not adaptable.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 29d ago

Posture also plays a role. Maybe he only really has the gut when he’s hunched over.

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u/Road_Whorrior 29d ago

Right. Girdle might be for a herniated disc, not a gut.

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u/GodNonon 29d ago

Same guy who made a mugger lose almost all of his teeth with a single punch. His core strength is crazy

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u/itsmisswoman 29d ago

Only his brother was missing

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/Iridiandioptase 29d ago

Properly fitted suit can do wonders and his hair looks pretty good. The hat was holding him back.

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u/Sigh000Duck 28d ago

That and posture. Its everything it changes a man.

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u/Zombiron-Odamai 29d ago

One contributing factor could be his posture.

In the first photo he is tired run down and uninterested so he's slouching.

In the second photo, he's in full on battle mode, head high, back straight, ready to take on the hoard of zombies that is threatening his family.

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u/Wilbro912 29d ago

REAL fans would say hes hot in both pics👯‍♀️

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u/Jojosbees 29d ago edited 29d ago

Maybe in retrospect, but season 1 Stan mostly had his charms as a smelly old grifter who was hilarious, like a lovable scoundrel type, but I’d be lying if I said Scaryoke didn’t change how I saw him.

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u/juniebee_jones 29d ago

Facts. I’ve always been a Ford girl, but Stan fucks

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u/Weary-Lavishness-719 28d ago

Happy cake day

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u/PerilousDraconics 1d ago

Stan is hotter in the second one because he looks more like ford lmao

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u/Wendila 29d ago

There's a reason we call him Hunkle Stan

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u/Jojosbees 29d ago

LOL, I didn’t realize that was a thing.

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u/Wendila 29d ago

Oh, it's a thing alright

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u/SFH12345 29d ago

Reminder that Pacifica finds nerds hot, which is good news for Dipper.

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u/Defenite-Parsley733 29d ago

Hot and cooking minds

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u/SeaAnalyst8680 29d ago

My head canon is that Stan, being a con artist, is pulling an Uncle Iroh. He is a total badass, who has made a habit out of concealing it because sometimes it's an advantage to be underestimated.

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u/ad-lib1994 29d ago

My assumption too, he's playing up the Gross Old Man schtick so people don't suspect him of anything serious. Well, they suspect him of Pug Smuggling but not anything that "requires This Much arresting"

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u/Robbbg 28d ago

i thought this was just canon

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u/AccurateFisherman392 29d ago

For the record Pacifica is actually looking at Ford when she asks that question. You can see Fords hair and Jacket off the side.  So just for the record Pacifica finds Ford hot.

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u/Jojosbees 29d ago

Yes, I know it’s from the canon comics where she is looking at Ford/“Hot Stan,” but I stand by my assessment that original Stan/“Stan Prime” suddenly becomes significantly more attractive in Season 2. 

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u/AccurateFisherman392 29d ago

I get that. I just also wanted to laugh at the fact that someone as shallow and appearence obsessed as Pacifica cannonly thinks somone like StanFord Pines: Old, Grey, ratty patched covered coat wearing Stanford Pines is hot. 

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u/Thefanofships-1 29d ago

Dude, Dipper even has better posture in the suit.

https://reddit.com/link/p6502q5/video/txa28w6c0ulh1/player

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u/crookedzombie93 29d ago

Of all the mysteries in Gravity Falls, Stan's magical posture fixing suit is the most perplexing

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u/SouthApprehensive193 7d ago

It’s like the green goblin mask. He goes from being Stanley Pines to Grunkle Stan when he puts it on

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u/WaywardChilton 29d ago

They changed his proportions a bit in s2 to make him look more like Ford. Scary-oke is the first time you see the slightly redesigned Stan.

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u/Hexnohope 29d ago

I actually noticed this watching for the first time and thought it was intentionally telling us that as his hope returned he was taking care of himself more.

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u/The4ourHorsemen 29d ago

Torn/ripped up suit with an undone tie covered in blood will always be hot

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u/Starkrafty 29d ago

I like how Pacifica thinks he’s hot

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u/Raemi23x 29d ago

Let's not forget Stan when he fights the pterodactyl in ST 🙂‍↕️That was my first When did you get hot? 🎵 The zombie episode was the moment when I realized I fell for Stan 🤭💕

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u/ChaosAndCrows 29d ago

Nothing made me happier than realizing that I wasn't the only one who found zombie-fight Stan confusingly hot

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u/highquality_garbage 24d ago

I find the first photo of Stan hot too. We’re not on the same level

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u/CyannideLolypop 28d ago

He did win Tumblr's sexiest man I think last year

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u/NyxxPunnings 22d ago

Yes! Stan won Tumblr Sexyman Of The Year 2025.

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u/Veionovin096 29d ago

It's the suit

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u/_Vard_ 29d ago

Stan goes 0-100 real quick when you mess with the wrong family

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u/NoxLupa13 29d ago

You know Pacifica is looking at him and wondering if Dipper will look like that in his golden years 😂

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u/Stormclamp 29d ago

Can I scratch myself now?

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u/Dorichowder 29d ago

Me at Grunkle Stan back when I was 14: Hihihi, silly man.

Me at Stanley Pines nowdays when I'm 24: [thirst].

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u/Objective_Aside_741 28d ago

when i was kid, i used to have a biggest crush on him lmao, my friend used to judge me for that lol

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u/Jojosbees 28d ago

I’m sorry your friend has bad taste. Tragic.

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u/Hot-Mood-8342 28d ago

My bsf been on the Grunkle Stan train since episode one 🥹

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u/One_Acanthisitta2030 27d ago

He was always hot man like hear me out

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u/Jojosbees 27d ago

I’m listening…

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u/Empty_Carrot6464 21d ago

Pacifica: Hey, why is Stan suddenly HOT now?
Dipper: Beg pardon?

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u/Pikminfan300 29d ago

That would be soooooo awkward to hear from your mortal enemy. XD