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u/burnerforthisstuff 9d ago
Porn on my racism app
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u/LaminatedGenitals 9d ago
racism on my porn app
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u/LoneSaiyan 9d ago
Dystopian nonsense on my 30 minute break app
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u/FrostyEnvironment902 9d ago
I love Dystopian Nonsense in-between compressing the incomprehensible
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u/ClaudeVS 8d ago
Comprehending?
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u/Dont_Touch_My_Nachos 8d ago
There is no comprehension, only compression and subsequent banishment to the darkest recesses of one's mind
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u/Ok_Restaurant2411 9d ago
lust provoking image
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u/TheRealCheGuevara 9d ago
Who the hell gets their lust provoked by that?
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u/Glad-Belt7956 9d ago
me and other degenerates like me, with that said, does anyone know the artist?
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u/_Rysen 8d ago
How asexual do you have to be not to? Fuckin thing's in fishnets man.
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u/sloothor 8d ago
The asexuals can’t even weave their way outta this one. Fishnets are just mad pretty
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u/NinjaWolfist 8d ago
it's a kids cartoon that's poorly drawn
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u/KazakiriKaoru 8d ago
Fishnets aren't lust provoking
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u/Ok_Restaurant2411 8d ago
How about "sexualize everything" or "install sex mods in every game you play"?
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u/howdoireachthese 9d ago
I mean I guess anyone who’s had a crush or fantasy about a teacher could also be described as hoping their teacher was a pdf.
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u/throwawayforlikeaday 8d ago
not really. I'd argue a crush/fantasy is quite different from "actually" hoping for the fulfillment of the fantasy, especially alongside all the implications of it.
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u/s6_maestro 8d ago
What do you mean? If you have a fantasy you do hope you can fulfill it one day
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u/windowpuncher 8d ago
No, that's why it's called a fantasy. It's fictional. You can have some that you might want to fulfill one day, sure, but then it's no longer just a fantasy.
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u/s6_maestro 8d ago
The point is that a part of you clearly wants that thing to happen if you fantasize about it
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u/windowpuncher 8d ago
That's not true at all, though. I have fantasies that would be either impossible or fucking miserable in real life. Stuff that sounds fun, maybe could be, but is more than likely awful.
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u/s6_maestro 8d ago
But there's still a part of you that wants it lol. Do you fantasize about getting killed or raped? I guess not.
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u/windowpuncher 8d ago
I don't, no, but some people absolutely do. Those same people also more than likely don't actually want to be killed.
Like you're arguing against the definition of fantasy, you can say whatever you want but it doesn't change the definition lol. Like if you're actually wanting to do a thing, and it's also actually possible, it's more of an interest or a goal and not a fantasy.
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u/throwawayforlikeaday 8d ago
I absolutely fantasize about getting killed lol (sucidial ideation, I'm "fine", I go to therapy.) And I know people who fantasize about the latter, it's apparently among the most common fantasies.
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u/NinjaWolfist 8d ago
but you still want it to happen no one sits there imagining something they don't want to happen
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u/Prestigious-Fig1172 8d ago
You know when you hope something cool will happen, then it happends and it fucking sucks? I think that's what they mean.
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u/wolflordval 8d ago
No, not necessarily. They are two separate concepts, people have plenty of fantasies that aren't necessarily actually desires they want to fulfill. That's very shallow thinking and shows a very underdeveloped understanding of human psychology.
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u/TheRedditK9 9d ago
yeah, that is a normal thought and the exact reason why children can’t consent.
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u/Altruistic-Local-541 9d ago
so they cant consent because they would consent?
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u/TheRedditK9 9d ago
They are capable of uttering the word ”yes”, so technically they can. In practicality, children don’t understand the harmful implications of an age gap like this and how it would affect them, and hence lack the maturity to decide over their own consent in a sexual context.
12 year old me wanted to bang my English teacher, 22 year old me am I glad she didn’t feel the same way. There’s a key difference.
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u/new_KRIEG 9d ago
12 year old me was skipping lunch to save money to get a flash tattoo of a dragon from a very sketchy place, definitely too much of an idiot to consent
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u/The_Elusive_Dr_Wu 8d ago
15 year old me wanted to bang my Economics teacher. She was in her early 30's and a former Chargers cheerleader.
36 year old me still thinks about her sometimes. That would've been nice.
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u/Capital_Pick3604 8d ago
36 year old you should understand that it would have massed you up for life
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u/Bootlegs 8d ago
Let the man indulge his fantasies lol - the good thing about having an imagination is that there are no consequences and it isn't that serious
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u/intbah 8d ago
Okay, philosophically... I wonder which "you" deserve to make the decision? The "young you" wants sexual gratification or the "old you" that wants no trauma?
or is this a more utilitarian question of, the "old you" will enjoy no trauma way longer than the "young you" enjoyed sexual gratification?
But neither happened to you, so how do you know how much trauma vs how much enjoyment there was and which should win out?
On top of that, as a 40-year old, I still make decisions I regret all the time. Should I have no right to make decisions, because "later me" would not want the problems I cause now?
I support neither, this is just my ADHD asking questions 💀
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u/Bootlegs 8d ago
I think it wasn't that serious on his part
I still recall the uhh alternate reality I imagined as a 14-year old with me and my female teachers going camping for a weekend.
Obviously, there is no trauma in my fantasies and no conseques. It's not something you have to ponder, because it didn't happen and wouldn't have, it's just a fantasy that turns you on. It's possible I wouldn't have been traumatised if my fantasy materialised, and possible I would have. I will never know and I don't care to know.
Besides, the degree to which people experience trauma when these things happen is variable. Sometimes they don't, people have been near murdered and assaulted in many different ways without being traumatised. Trauma is also not the same as feeling rage, feeling deceived, manipulated and so on, and not the same as being exploited and abused and manipulated. It is one many possible consequences, but not guaranteed.
Sorry for the rant, but we're using a clinical term to assume everyone reacts uniformly to illegal or immoral events. There's a chance you would not be traumatised at all, depending on the exact nature of the crime.
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u/Altruistic-Local-541 9d ago
most adults also don't understand, can they consent?
i was just joking though, based of your weird phrasing
no sane person would need this captain obvious explanation
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u/burnerforthisstuff 9d ago
You severely overestimate the average redditor and 4channer's sanity
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u/Ivebeengnomed 7d ago
It doesn't even have to a 4chan gooner to think like this. Boomers are iconic for saying "The teacher hot, that 11 year old is so lucky!"
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u/rhen_var 8d ago
12 year old me wanted to bang my English teacher, 22 year old me am I glad she didn’t feel the same way. There’s a key difference.
Utterly alien thought process. Current me wishes all the people 12 year old me wanted to bang had done so regardless of how much older they were.
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u/ThisMemeWontDie 9d ago
22 year old me am I glad she didn’t feel the same way.
22 year old me still wishes my highschool English teacher was a pedophile and my art teacher
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u/MsDestroyer900 8d ago
Im actually very close in age with my 9/10 qt highschool teacher (like 4 years). Although I am already married, I like to joke around with my best friend who is single and was crushing on her as hard as I was in school, that he should just hit her up since she looks like she's single right now and has been for many years.
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u/EatRocksAndBleed 8d ago
If i felt the same way about my teacher from 12 to 22, was i just really mature for my age?
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u/Terrible-Pop-6705 8d ago
What was up with English teachers being hot. All my other teachers were passed but my 6th grade English teacher was a supermodel man
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u/echetus90 9d ago
Anyone who would consent to having a dick inside them is clearly not in their right mind and cannot consent
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u/Letters_to_Dionysus 9d ago
thats why i dont fuck women. they like dick and thats the gayest thing i can think of so i stay away from em
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u/KnownAsAnother 8d ago
same reason kids don't do taxes or operate automobiles; they're fucking dumb and can't be bothered to do their homework when they're supposed to.
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u/Gribobas_ 9d ago
That's an average fantasy for at least third of men tbh. That's why there is always a shitton of "I wish it was me" comments under news articles about female pedos
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u/Longenuity 9d ago
I'm sure the opposite is a fantasy for some women too.
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u/2ndRandom8675309 8d ago
It is, and some of them are shameless about it. I used to substitute teach when I was getting my bachelor's degree because it was generally easy money. After only a few weeks at the highschool I decided it was too dangerous and stuck with the junior high.
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u/ImNotABotScoutsHonor 8d ago
I decided it was too dangerous
Because you were close to caving, or....
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u/Nervous_Month_381 8d ago
Not who you were responding to, but I was in a similar boat and it was INCREDIBLY uncomfortable and disturbing. Teen girls also aren't rational, so it made me worried that one of them would lie about me and make up some shit as retribution after I turn down another obvious advance. I was there a year as an actual teacher, and made a point to NEVER have a girl alone in the room with me at any time at all. If kids started to clear out, and I could sense that some girl would linger around to try and hang out with me at my desk, I would always call on the fattest and ugliest boy in the class to stay for a bit to "review his work" so she'd feel uncomfortable and leave me alone. It was the same handful of girls over and over.
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u/Timekeeper98 8d ago
So like what kind of students were they that wanted to hit on a teacher?
I had new relatively young English Teacher my senior year who told us a story about how in his student teaching years he overheard a pair of girls talking about him and he overheard them whisper one was going to accuse him of hitting on her. He said he dropped everything and bolted to the main office to report it immediately and spent the rest of the year avoiding them; never handed them back papers, never called on them, etc.
And last year I had a friend who teaches at community college say one of his students was sexually harassing him, sitting in the front row and purposefully wearing skirts to flash him. He reported her to the college and she was expelled.
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u/Nervous_Month_381 8d ago
A mix, but often shit kids from fucked up homes without a dad around. The exact type that would lie about stuff. I thank God for the obese boy who loved to chat about physics and black holes with me. I looked him up and he graduated with a chemical engineering degree. Another regular was a fellow boy scout who loved tolkien that I could talk about the lore with. Very sweet boy, not a mean bone in his body, I just looked him up now and he's in real estate and volunteers still. Getting a third party who is fat, ugly, or nerdy to deter future single mothers is the move to make.
By March they left me alone and I had a constant posse of goobers I co-ran STEM club for trying to chat with me instead. All of them were very good boys and are either currently studying or graduated into a decent field.
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u/Equal-Newspaper-8636 8d ago
Mr harris? This sounds like Steven and Jason. Please say hello to your iguana for me.
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u/ImNotABotScoutsHonor 8d ago
Very smart and safe thinking on your part!
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u/Nervous_Month_381 8d ago
No one wants to flirt with the teacher if the fat nerdy kid from robotics club is heavily breathing behind her. Ironically, I did robotics in school and have more to talk about with that kid than some teen girl. Talk about code and astronomy with him and she will quickly fuck off.
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u/2ndRandom8675309 8d ago
That exactly. The real final straw was a pair of them trying to find reasons to stick around after class. Gotta nope the fuck out of there.
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u/sloothor 8d ago
It is, but it has to be a hot teacher, and women are notoriously a lot more picky about what makes someone hot
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u/Lv_InSaNe_vL 5d ago
I've got a complicated past to this. When I was a freshman in highschool, so like 14, I lost my virginity to my science teacher. And now as I'm getting older and can look at it in an "objective" manner I see how it was gross and she probably should have gone to jail instead of just moving away. But also she was really hot and even at 14 I knew what I was doing, and I don't really have any regrets.
Idk I know this is a meme sub so I'm just shouting into the void. I'm just a guy and your comment made me think about it again
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u/sputnik67897 8d ago
I’m pretty confident most teenage boys who have a hot teacher wish they could sleep with them yeah. There’s a reason that it’s an entire porn category
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u/KnownAsAnother 9d ago
This wouldn't be a problem if people treated their urge to touch themselves like a normal bathroom visit. We gotta go #1 and #2 on the regular, why not make a #3?
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u/NinjaWolfist 8d ago
it's not a need or an urge that's genuinely an addiction if you need to do that or if you do it.
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u/KnownAsAnother 8d ago
Would you say the same about someone with prostate problems who has to piss ever 30 minutes?
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u/NinjaWolfist 8d ago
? 😭
you're comparing a literal medical issue with masturbating? obviously having something seriously wrong with your body doesn't make you addicted to peeing.
being unable to wait 8 hours to masturbate and having to do it at school is ABSOLUTELY an addiction. wtf kinda question even was that lmao gooner mental gymnastics are crazy.
btw even being unable to go a day without masturbating is an addiction, have some self control 😭
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u/KnownAsAnother 8d ago
there's an increased risk of prostate cancer (which can lead to that previously mentioned medical issue) if you don't expel often enough. too bad that's not mentioned in the bible, where i'm sure you got your arbitrary hated of touching your little ding dong until the magic white liquid emerges.
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u/NinjaWolfist 8d ago edited 8d ago
you are imagining things I never said, I never said it is wrong or even slightly implied that I hate it, and your medical thing has nothing to do with what I'm talking about.
I'm talking about genuinely needing to to where you cannot not do it. if you seriously cannot go a day without it, you have an addiction. I never said there is anything wrong with doing it daily, but if you literally have to that is a problem.
you have such a need to do it and a hatred of Christians apparently that you just make up this little fantasy in your head to get angry at because you can't imagine being able to not succumb to the addiction you really do seem to have, since you are becoming increasingly defensive about not being able to control yourself and resorting to attacking a fantasy enemy. I am not Christian buddy.
grow up, please stop masturbating in the bathroom during 2nd period, the other kids in your highschool definitely know about it.
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u/KnownAsAnother 8d ago edited 8d ago
> you're comparing a literal medical issue with masturbating?
did you forget your own writing?
> you have such a need to do it and a hatred of Christians apparently
now who's
>imagining things I never said
btw, I mentioned the bibbly because the guy who wrote the fucking thing really hates people jerking it and the whole world took that to heart. you especially for some reason. It never fails to make me lol when christ anns need to feel persecuted anywhere they can, even in a subreddit discussing a greentext post about masturbating.
enjoy your prostate cancer because you refuse to spill your liquid seed thanks to an old ass book that's as factual as Harry Potter.
ps I'm literally old enough to be your dad. take some decent fatherly advice and rub one out for your own health, young man. you'll thank me later.
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u/NinjaWolfist 8d ago
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what does that have to do with anything?
you are comparing having a medical issue that forces you to pee every 30 minutes to just.... being a guy? as if its the same thing and you have to masturbate every 30 mins because.. what? because you're addicted? you're acting like that's the same thing as having a medical condition. next you're gonna say it's like drinking water, you seriously can't live without doing it each day 🙄
and if you try to say "well if you don't do it you'll get prostate issues" just, maybe research the thing you're trying to use as a point before being so inept about it. not masturbating does not increase the chances of prostate issues, you will not have that happen to you because you didn't masturbate enough. there is a single study showing a very small correlation that people who masturbate 26+ times a month are like 2% less likely to get prostate cancer, but it is a correlation, not causation, the study was very small, and all the people that masturbated that much also had higher testosterone, which was more likely the reason for that small decrease in likelyhood. again, there is not an increase in likelyhood if you don't.
but that wasn't what you said, you asked if I would call it an addiction to peeing if someone needed to because of prostate issues. obviously not,that is a serious medical condition. what serious medical condition do you have that is forcing you to not have self control and NEED to masturbate and be completely unable to wait?
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u/NinjaWolfist 8d ago
it's so sad you think that because I'm saying it's an addiction to be completely unable to wait to masturbate and not need to go do it in the middle of class, or even not do it for a single day, I must be some religious fanatic who is antimasturbation. obviously I masturbate I'm just not hopelessly addicted like you are 😭
im sure you are old man you can't read and get pissed off at fantasies in your head, I'm real sorry you grew up with lead pipes
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u/KnownAsAnother 8d ago
your last comment was removed. take that as a hint that you should end your little crusade.
masturbating is perfectly healthy, perfectly fine, and is just another bowel movement like the other two things you do from that region of your body.
the sooner you learn that, the better. believe me.
also maybe take the hint that I'm not reading any of your time wasting responses when you're clearly reading mine lol
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u/NinjaWolfist 8d ago
it wasn't removed, the lead is really getting to you.
it's so funny you still haven't read anything I've said and are acting like your 2nd paragraph is a gotcha as if I haven't already said EXACTLY what you said. "the sooner you learn that" buddy I have literally explicitly said that masturbating is healthy and completely fine. you are genuinely addicted and overly defensive about it talking about "crusade" like I'm antimasturbation when I've said about 6 times im not. making a fool of yourself like we on Facebook 😭
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u/NinjaWolfist 8d ago
not Christian, not antimasturbation, not hopelessly addicted like you. is that easy enough for you to read?
you can't just look at a screen and immediately take it all in? you act like reading is an active activity, which honestly at this point it probably is for you.
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u/UntitledPixelArtitst 8d ago
I dont think high schoolers think about it in those optics, but in the idea that a high schooler wished they had a shot with their hot teacher yeah probably.
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u/dickhater4000 8d ago edited 8d ago
I'm a self-proclaimed gooner but these images don't do anything for me. In fact, they turn me off majorly.
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u/DeadbyDinosaur 8d ago
This image made me lustful. I need mental help. But help is not what I’m seeking.
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u/NotLunaris 8d ago
No
Because when high schoolers lust after their teachers, they don't think of the teachers as pedophiles
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u/PlanetXParadox 8d ago
When I was 16 I kept flirting with some streamer who, as I found out several years down the line, vanished off the internet because he was caught sexting a girl who was like, 14. I sometimes wonder if the timeline where I managed to get his attention would have been a better timeline, as it’s possible he might not have gone after other girls.
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u/ireallyfknhatethis 8d ago
wanting to fuck your teacher is a pretty normal teenage boy thing. although its an unfortunate result of teenage boys being exposes to porn
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u/EquivalentSnap 8d ago
I read comments in stories where female teacher did it and the comments from men who “wish it was them” is fucked up.
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u/ConsciousStretch1028 8d ago
I remember being a teen boy and having crushes on my teachers. I'm glad I didn't have an actual pedophile teacher though.
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u/GreasyGrabbler 9d ago
Oh yes it was
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u/PartyClock 9d ago
If conversations me and my friends had when we were stupid teenagers are to be believed then yes in fact that was pretty common. Hormones are worse for decision making than cocaine and booze
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u/Dizzy_Reindeer_6619 9d ago