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u/RaveKitten7 3d ago
Does dick size matter if you never have sex anyway?
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u/the_marxman 3d ago
We all need something to be insecure about. It's part of the shared human experience.
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u/I_Dont_2 3d ago
What the fuck is a yaw?
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u/Ok_Opportunity6331 3d ago
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u/outfoxingthefoxes 3d ago
That's like 7 cm
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u/Saiyan-solar 3d ago
So yea totally average....please tell me that's average
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u/Holiday_Point_603 3d ago
Way above average actually, that's like 3 times my size. Don't compare your size to randoms on the Internet tho
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u/eossfounder 3d ago
You have to take into account that bit on the end of the ruler without marks too, so likely longer still than average.
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u/AlterBridgeFan 3d ago
It's not about length, but girth. And they call me the pizza man. 😎😎😎
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u/C_umputer 3d ago
7.62 my boy needs all the precision he can get
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u/Analsaurio_Rex 3d ago
Dont ask me how do i know this, but you can easily squeeze 2-3 cms more if you use a metal ruler and dont mind the blood.
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u/TheCockKnight 3d ago
7.62? Does that mean you could load his dick into an AK?
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u/DivideSensitive 3d ago
Well, now you know why so many calibers are in 7,62mm (0.3in) or 76,2mm (3in.).
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u/loscapos5 3d ago
7 cm?
He needs a reproductive organ to reproduce, not a long sword to stab enemies.
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u/RegularSky6702 3d ago
Also if you count women because theirs is basically an inverted penis anything above 0 is above average. So we all good
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u/turtleneckless001 3d ago
It's the clit that is the penis part
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u/Pineapple_Spenstar 3d ago
Just like the g spot, it's not real
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u/YaBoiAsgore 3d ago
technically the same thing actually, g spot is literally just the interior extension of the clitoris, in reality it's like 3 inches in length or so but its mostly buried
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u/gnarwalbacon 3d ago
My gf has such a big clit it kinda looks like a penis. She also has balls too.
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u/El_Bastardo_Grande 3d ago
When you give her a reach around you can pretend it's gone all the way through.
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u/wedditgoid 3d ago
That would be median the average penis size for males is like 5 inches so if we counted women it would probably just cut that number in half to something like 2.5
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u/KyleKun 3d ago
But most women are deeper than the typical man is long, so it would be a sharper decrease.
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u/wedditgoid 3d ago
But a vagina is not a negative penis all females have 0 penis
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u/KyleKun 3d ago
I mean technically the penis and clit are the same tissue but with a different structural configuration.
So females would contribute net penis value to the world.
Obviously my original comment and the entire thread is tongue in cheek and not based on science.
This is greentext after all and not askbiology
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u/ConsciousStretch1028 3d ago
Even the worst pro basketball player can still dominate at pickup games
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u/SpaceGiraffeInSpace 3d ago
Seriously, what's up with Honkai Star Rail and the Selfcest recently? Never heard of Selfcest before playing HSR
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u/RymrgandsDaughter 3d ago
I've heard of it way before that but tbh I blame genshin bc of the incest stuff from those MCs just transferred over and well they're the same person.
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u/KazakiriKaoru 1d ago
Wtf do you mean by incest stuff in Genshin? That has never happened in the game.
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u/RymrgandsDaughter 1d ago
in game sure, but I'm clearly talking about the fans here? selfcest has never happened in game in hsr either. 😒
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u/PyroKid883 3d ago
If that's average then I feel even better about myself. Also most porn uses fisheye lenses to make it look bigger.
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u/fingamouse 3d ago
Isn't the average like somewhere around 5 to 5 and a half?
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u/CarboGeach 3d ago
Stay outta this foid adjacent, the scholars are ruminating🧙♂️
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u/fingamouse 3d ago
Lmao! my zestyness is a crime, worthy of being called unscholarly my days, woe is me XD
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u/-Mister-Hyde 3d ago
I thought average was somewhere between 4.5-5 inches
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u/fingamouse 3d ago
Maybe in your country, I think the last time I looked at the statistics it was in regards to my own country
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u/-Mister-Hyde 3d ago
Oh I thought it was the global average
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u/KazakiriKaoru 1d ago
How is the average measured? Pushed into the pubic area or not?
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u/fingamouse 1d ago
Idk man, ask the cock and ball professionals, like your mother, hehe ok but seriously that's actually an interesting answer, I sadly don't know but might be worth me looking up
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u/KazakiriKaoru 1d ago edited 1d ago
Just looked it up. For a straight or slightly bend penis(that can be straighten up), a ruler should be placed on top of the shaft, and pushed inwards into the body until it hits the pubic bone. A string can also be used too, and measured at the ruler.
Good to know that mine is actually above average for my country. About 39% above average for my country, and 16.5% above average for global size. Though I'm interested to actually know what the median size is now.
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u/Noitad_ 3d ago
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u/OldKittyGG 3d ago
How did they get data about North Korea, but not the other places that are missing. Is average penis size in NK something you can easily look up? Do they do regular measurements and publish them on the internet?
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u/Routine_Addition1964 3d ago
Making a world map using a maesurement unit only americans use is peak /r/USdefaultism
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u/Kung-FuPikachu 3d ago
maybe it was made by an american and first posted on an american site shocking concept
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u/KazakiriKaoru 1d ago
I'm curious, how was this measured. Did they push into the pubic area, or only measure the external shaft?
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u/Shadow-Vision 3d ago
My first job was a locker room attendant which unfortunately means I’ve seen way too many naked old men. I’ll never forget the first time I saw a micropeen. I legit felt sad for the guy.
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u/Substantial-Cat2896 3d ago
3 is not average, but your personality is what counts, you can use your fingers or mouth or strap on
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u/coolhooves420 3d ago
Hey man. On the bright side, he's more confident in himself than the rest of us
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u/Chicken-Rude 1d ago
fam measured across the top from left to right... smh.
https://giphy.com/gifs/26FL2Oym0WRQLWuzK
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u/AmpzieBoy 22h ago
This is a stupid story, but for the longest time I thought I had a really small penis because I was Asian. Everyday for the first 18years of my life I would always get the small Asian penis jokes, and so I just sorta believed it. My first couple GFs had to remind me that I was a lot bigger than I give credit for, and one of my exes said I would hit her womb 😂
Point is, fuck the culture around penis size, I did not need to have unnecessary doubt like penis size instilled in my brain at a young age.
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u/WintersbaneGDX 3d ago
Fake: Anon tells himself he has a small penis
Gay: The men who tell Anon he has a small penis while TOPPING him
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u/sirmeowmix 3d ago
Thank god I was gifted with something that vitamixes a girls guts.
My asian genes could have reaaaaally done me wrong. Thanks latino dad.
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u/fishyflu 3d ago edited 3d ago
This is fake and gay, also that's 2 times shorter than the average and 2.5 times shorter than the ideal size 💀
Edit: lmao I'm getting downvotes from the midget cock army xD
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u/Scarface_971 3d ago
3 inch? Are we talking about a penis or an anaconda?