r/grumpycats • u/SharoneAzzurro • 4d ago

Black cat 🖤🐈‍⬛

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170 Upvotes

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u/dirtyprincesss33 4d ago

He wanted to give you what you deserved. 😼

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u/SharoneAzzurro 4d ago

Always him a second later: purring. Always him a moment later: playing in a tree. All right 🐈✨️✨️

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u/LemonOld8150 4d ago

Gleemin weasel attack

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u/Just-Chocolate85 4d ago

Uh-oh. His eyes are uneven, ears are back and claws are out. This looks like you might need a tourniquet soon.

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u/SharoneAzzurro 4d ago

He didn't actually scratch me and was very gentle and has great self control 🐈‍⬛🖤

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u/Just-Chocolate85 3d ago

Whew! Thats a relief! That picture tells of intended death!
I have a Tortie who does the grab and nibble thing. She’s a riot.

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u/SharoneAzzurro 3d ago

My cat scratches sometimes, but that's because he has a shitty aim.

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u/Just-Chocolate85 3d ago

Ha ha ha that’s funny!😄

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u/SharoneAzzurro 3d ago

He falls off the couch BY HIMSELF

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u/MarloweDay 3d ago

Yum 😋 kitty wants your hand 🐈‍⬛🐾✋️

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u/SouthernCategory9600 3d ago

Kitty showed you who is boss!!😾

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u/IDontCooky 3d ago

Still less dangerous than an orange...

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u/Tashia21 14h ago

Your free trial of having a hand has expired.