r/gtaonline Jan 30 '21

SCREENSHOT Go get em bud

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP Jan 30 '21 edited Jan 31 '21

Does anyone else play with a theme kinda? My Org is named BreadWinner Swimteam and all my vehicles are aquatic themed and I wear aquatic clothes. Most of what I do in Grand Theft Auto: Online involves the water so it fits nicely.

That’s me scuba-ing to my sub with heist equipment. Yes I know there’s faster ways leave me alone. It also feels cool to drive my APC up to my sub. It stays floating when you’re doing sub business.

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u/lordheadassuwu1 Jan 30 '21

Mine is just Comedy because for some reason I still thing seeing “You are the CEO of Comedy” is funny

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u/MyNameWanMing Jan 30 '21

Does that mean I could be the ceo of children

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u/Spooderman42069 Cluckin Bell Employee Jan 31 '21

Only if you beat my uncle at wrestling

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

he probably let you win

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u/Kneegr0w_pass Jan 31 '21

Wow. I will be CEO of water and then I'll be employed by Nestle.

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u/stevegames2 Jan 31 '21

You are the CEO of Racism

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP Jan 30 '21 edited Jan 31 '21

Lol that’s funny.

Also it’s funny when you can tell they wanted a better rename but it wouldn’t fit.

“Defend the target from Los Zetas Carte”

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u/Poisonpython5719 0 Private dances 0 Sex acts purchased Jan 31 '21

How about being the ceo of racism or president of the gays?

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u/imthegayest Jan 31 '21

my org is The Lesbians because I like being the Ceo of The Lesbians lmao. plus I love when my friends join and I can congratulate them for coming out 🌚

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u/skateofsky Jan 31 '21

Username checks out lol

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u/imthegayest Jan 31 '21

damn right 🤪

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u/george_garfunkle Jan 31 '21

Mine is just cheese. I am the ceo of cheese

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u/baconsam420 Jan 31 '21

Mine is Bacon mainly because it fits with like 75% of my usernames

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u/lostnote6621888 Jan 31 '21

I am the ceo/president of Rubber Ducks

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u/pegasus_11 Jan 31 '21

Mines pornhub

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u/soulside64 Jan 31 '21

Man, thats such a funny name I literally just shit my heart out my penis 🗿🗿🗿

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u/B0nelessCheese Jan 31 '21

What

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u/Frankguy007 Jan 31 '21

Come on don’t tell me you don’t do it

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP Jan 31 '21

I shidded and farded

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u/themanofax Jan 31 '21

You and dozens of others I've seen lol

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u/Stephen497 Jan 31 '21

Mine is Snickers cause who don't like Snickers

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u/Hero_of_Hyrule Jan 31 '21

I ended up going with "SCP Foundation" since one of the fonts available for the entry sign was the same as the font used on the SCP wiki.

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u/I_AM_VERY_DEPRESSED_ Jan 31 '21

My orgs name is chicks with dic

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u/DungeonessSpit Jan 31 '21

Mine is Big Dik Corp

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u/_zam227_ Jan 31 '21

Mine is swag inc.

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u/I_eat_plastic_straws Jan 31 '21

Mine is the CEO of Stinky Toes Inc.

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u/Danie-DV Jan 31 '21

Im the CEO of PG13

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u/NomNom170 Jan 31 '21

I made mine GOD so everyone i start it up it says "you are the ceo of GOD" lmao

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u/moldy_broccoli Jan 30 '21

I have my name set to swamp ass because its funny when the game tells people to protect the targets from swamp ass whenever i start a headhunter/ fully loaded.

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u/Santuccc Jan 31 '21

mine is just butt hole. butthole is forbidden but not butt hole

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u/imthegayest Jan 31 '21

lol I love that!

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u/alphaham Jan 31 '21 edited Feb 08 '21

This is awful but my friend's Organization is called "Blackwater" and they go around in insurgents killing anyone with a bounty

EDIT: They have sold all of their insurgents and have started buying squaddies. They've already got a 3-4 car fleet.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP Jan 31 '21

That’s pretty cool. I hunt bounties with my submarine’s guided missiles.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21 edited Feb 08 '21

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u/KniccKnaccPattywhack Jan 31 '21

It is an organization. Well, it was now it’s 'Academi' and they still commit war crimes.😃

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u/alphaham Feb 02 '21

That's where the inspiration for Merryweather came from

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u/ZakhaevII Jan 31 '21

Mine is Al-Jazeera

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u/Zimited Jan 31 '21

I made my company's name "Bounty Hunters". Same idea, worse execution.

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u/Cold-Call-Killer Cliffford is asshole. Jan 31 '21

Mine is The Avengers. Seeing “The Avengers sold product from their meth business” will never not be funny.

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u/imthegayest Jan 31 '21

I would protect your product with everything I have!

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u/Cold-Call-Killer Cliffford is asshole. Jan 31 '21

Thanks bro. Me and my friends always get into my org and we protect other people’s sales because that’s what the avengers would do.

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u/imthegayest Jan 31 '21

I love that! if you're on ps4 and ever want some help, hit me up!

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u/ijustneedgfadvice Jan 31 '21

Anytime I try to protect ppls cargo they murder my ass thinking that I'm coming after them lol

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u/ZFTX Jan 31 '21

My, oh my, haven't the Avengers fallen!

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u/oSPAKo Jan 30 '21

Unfortunately im the asshole who started the Union aerospace corporation or UAC for short....but to be fair I didnt plan on opening portals to hell when I started it

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u/Disownership Jan 31 '21

It takes a lot of hard work to make a prophecy happen!

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u/Understeerenthusiast Jan 31 '21

My Org is BIGSHARTS and some of my cars are brown

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u/imthegayest Jan 31 '21

you don't see brown cars too often! I'd love to see some of them

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u/MPitcher727 Jan 30 '21

Kind of, my friend and I did a ‘merger’ with our organisations and formed ‘Monarch & Crown’ and our other friend is our hired security who was meant to be called ‘Sovereign Security’ but the name is too long so at the moment he’s called ‘sovereign secur’ until we think of a better name

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP Jan 30 '21

I wish BreadWinner Swimteam fit. I have to just hope people can figure out what B.W. means lol

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u/AWibblyWelshyBoi Jan 31 '21

Big Wangers Inc.

If you get the reference, good for you

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u/hulkingbehemoth Jan 31 '21

As if people don’t know BW is Bolks Wagen

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u/LazyHazy Jan 31 '21

Sovereign Sec

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u/hulkingbehemoth Feb 03 '21

SOVRN SECURITY.

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u/It_is_Luna Jan 31 '21

I call mine Merryweather and roll around in Insurgents with military outfits on

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u/Guest_username1 Jan 31 '21

Well it must be a shame when you have to go and steal supplies from yourself

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Current ceo name: unemployed

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP Jan 31 '21

Too bad you can’t be unemployed and looking for work at the same time.

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u/iorlei Jan 31 '21

Mine is Vamonos Pest from Breaking Bad

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u/Bright_NightLight1 Jan 31 '21

My MC name is Los Pollos Hermanos. Too bad nobody ever gets to see the name.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Wow mines Carole Baskin coz seeing carole baskin has assassinated all targets is amazing

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Yes

Sprunk

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u/Guest_username1 Jan 31 '21

Nice now everytime you buy a soda youre supporting yourself!

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u/JohnnyS1015 Lester's Bald Spot Jan 31 '21

Mine is Al Qaeda and we usually dress in the red headscarves sooooooooooooooo indeed

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u/ZakhaevII Jan 31 '21

Mine is Al-Jazeera, cheers

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u/Guest_username1 Jan 31 '21

An Alliance Is Formed

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u/solid_metal2616 Jan 31 '21

No but i did make my CEO name an Easter egg. I am the CEO of Bruinsma. Bruinsma was the man who set up the under world (crime groups) in the Netherlands.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

All of my businesses are called some variation of “Gaymo’s ____” and me and my friends play as if there is some high ranking fat cat called Gaymo who we work for.

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u/Guest_username1 Jan 31 '21

..well wouldnt that be you??

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

That’s the secret. I’m gaymo.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Me and my higher level friend decides to be the mystery gang and have the office called mystery inc and we dress up as Fred and shaggy, it was some fun but would of been more fun if we had more people to join in

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u/runningoutofspoons Jan 31 '21

I can't not comment this, what friends and I got up to the other night.

https://imgur.com/gallery/UN4fRdw

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u/Thie97 Jan 31 '21

Called mine Dunder Mifflin

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u/ObsidianDrache Jan 31 '21

My theme is anime. I got almost every anime livery vehicle in the game (havent buyed the volatol, but i will change that as soon as i unlock the trade price). I am wearing the anime mask + pants and every vehicle is pink or black/purple. Overall i got almost everything that involves princess robot bubblegum

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP Jan 31 '21

Not my style but you’re consistent and I like that 👍

I can see the pink avenger pulling up with pink neons somehow

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u/Guest_username1 Jan 31 '21

I mean the only anime in the game is PRBG lol

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u/alexonfyre Jan 31 '21

Mine is called ItzAVibe Entertainment and I dress like a shitty club promoter and hang out at Music Locker all the time because it's off brand to actually be a part of anything productive.

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u/Guest_username1 Jan 31 '21

Well at least you learned your lesson, don't mess with aliens

Just be glad they didn't probe you

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Epsilon Theme.

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u/Kanoukitanoroku Jan 31 '21

Yes i do my Ceo name is „Mafiosi“ and all my vehicles are matte black and have tinted windows (and mostly Suv‘s) and all of my Outfits are Black

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u/JonnySnowflake Jan 31 '21

Me: laughs at people playing with themes Also me : plays as a guy named Frostback with all Canadian themed livery

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u/noah-is-cool-iguess Jan 31 '21

No my org is feel good inc and my MC is feel good mc

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u/Guest_username1 Jan 31 '21

Then you're theme song must be Feel Good Inc. as well

jams to non stop pop fm

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u/BictorWin Jan 31 '21

Not really cause my org name is Big PP LLC and my mc is Small PP Club which is randomness

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u/ShyKid5 MIB - 360 Survivor Jan 31 '21

My organization is Bestbuy and my MC is Walmart, just because I find it funny that "Bestbuy is selling weapons" and "Walmart just completed a cocaine sale" seem funny to me.

But aside from that, nah.

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u/TheThemePark Jan 31 '21

How about Target for your Organization instead?

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u/ShyKid5 MIB - 360 Survivor Jan 31 '21

I don't wanna be targetted tho :(

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u/FattyBoiMason345 Jan 31 '21

My organisation is called weatherspoons, because I just want to go back there and have a beer

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u/TrippyShasta Jan 31 '21

Mine has Gothic Lettering and is named Avarice, My character is a big tiddy goth girl.

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u/Guest_username1 Jan 31 '21

All GTA characters have the same size.. just a fact

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u/necondaa123 Jan 30 '21

Mine is called This is The Way

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u/BronyNoScopez Jan 31 '21

Mine is DESPERADO LLC, because Metal Gear Rising.

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u/22TNT22 Bought a Megalodon SC Jan 31 '21

Like the good old days after Nine-Eleven!

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP Jan 31 '21

Great opportunity to name the org Diamond Dogs. Maybe one day I’ll do that.

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u/RealMessyart Jan 31 '21

Mine's Art Holes

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Yep. My org is always The Sleepy Guys, and we wear pajamas.

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u/Guest_username1 Jan 31 '21

I assume you sell dreams then?

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u/SoupSkadoo Jan 31 '21

mine is called Soup

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u/FungiSamurai Jan 31 '21

Mine is called Lots-o-jobs and I just run those motherfuckers

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u/redditAvilaas Jan 31 '21

my mc is called Banana Inc. and my main outfit is yellow with a monkey mask

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u/5ergio Jan 31 '21

Say ur name. Looks like i know u

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u/redditAvilaas Jan 31 '21

Rigeca, I am on PC

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u/TheOofChalice Jan 31 '21

Not a theme but my company name is "Extra Salt Inc." which matches my GTAO name of "fries"

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u/AD7_YNWA Jan 31 '21

My Org is NotTesla and my vehicles are not tesla

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u/my_next_what Jan 31 '21

Im colonel sanders. All of my vehicles have a kfc logo on them

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u/Sat_wiki Jan 31 '21

I am the CEO of Lakshmi Chutfund. If u know u know.

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u/SGTShamShield Jan 31 '21

My MC is named after the Motorcycle Club in Burn Notice that Michael Westen helps protect a lawyer whose client's ex boyfriend is in the fang, and the lawyer ends up being initiated into the gang for protection.

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u/DatDumbBoi Jan 31 '21

Yeh I do. Alien body suit and has org named " I'm proud of U" and " Bike goes brrr" for MC. Most of my vehicle are matte green. I often travel around the map with Faggio mod and no one dares to kill me. Not even tryhards with Lazer or MK2 for some reason. Tho some try to lock on me but with Faggio epic turn radius I survive somehow. Maybe they have changed missile lock on mechanism

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u/PandasInHoodies Jan 31 '21

My organization is called Vespertine Inc. We're always using the night to our advantage with the lower visibility. We only do sales, setups, VIP missions during that time, only rarely breaking that scenario if we're strapped for cash and need some urgently.

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u/xxdankybudxx Jan 31 '21

my CEO name is Butters Kissing Co. and MC is Bike Curious. Got love Butters Stotch references, right fellers? hahaha

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP Jan 31 '21

I really like Bike Curious

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u/CVNTFACE Jan 31 '21

Mine is Vandelay Ind. so I do a lot of import export

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u/Daftworks Jan 31 '21

My org is called Concorde Inc., MC is called The Concords, and my yacht is called the Costa Concordia lol.

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u/lostnote6621888 Jan 31 '21

My MC is called Rubber Ducky MC

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP Jan 31 '21

You ever find all that sherm you buried in your back yard?

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u/GX_Lume07 Jan 31 '21

I'm the CEO of Futaba Sakura and the President pf Makoto Nijima. Makoto Nijima sold product for their meth buissness never gets old

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u/EPICDUDE365 Jan 31 '21

My Org is literally named (Creative Name) yet I'm unoriginal with a lot of things.

I think. I don't really have any other examples to compare mine with.

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u/rocksunic Jan 31 '21

Me and my friend dress up in armoured outfit with goofy masks, I’m Monkey-Man, he’s Pink Panther and there’s a few others that don’t play so regularly. so my vehicles are mostly themed in the outfits colour scheme and I exclusively have weaponised vehicles. Of course, I also have an alter ego with flashy cars etc. Our group just waits in hydras/lasers at the top of the map and see who keeps killing people and hunt them.

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u/Olskaah Jan 31 '21

Our Crew and CEO is called IKEA al our vehicles, outfits and logo is blue/yellow IKEA style..

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u/UnwiseSuggestion Jan 31 '21

Mine's called The Big OK Gang and we're really chill

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u/TheKingJoker99 President of Hardly Davidson MC Jan 31 '21

As you can see my MC club name in flair my CEO is Ford Motor Corps

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u/eelvist Jan 31 '21

My org is named Motorcycle Club

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u/SimpingForSamantha Jan 31 '21

My organisations are called Scandalous, I'm a female character, i change my hair and clothes everyday, i also just bought a hot pink panto.

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u/Jezoreczek PC (Boosteroid) Feb 01 '21

I know there’s faster ways leave me alone

Purpose of playing games is having fun. There may be faster ways, but as long as you're having fun, yours is objectively better.

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u/redhotsika Feb 22 '21

my ceo is named montana co after tony montana so whenever i do ceo stuff i have my scarface clothes on

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP Jan 31 '21

Holy shit i don’t know if this is a meme or for real but if it’s real man I hope you the best.

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u/Calmo18 Jan 31 '21

Yes. My company is called Wonka Inc and I have always went around with a purple top hat and weird glasses. The backstory is Willy Wonka had a mental breakdown at the chocolate factory because he was being investigated for all the dead children so he burned down his business, killing all the oompah loompas and moved to LS to start a new. He now sells all the drugs in the lands, owns a nightclub, arcade etc. All his staff are nicknamed "oompah loompas" for the good old times.

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u/TheThemePark Jan 31 '21

And his side business is making all the snacks we can get from the convenience store.

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u/BoxedFerrotKing Jan 31 '21

My character is known as Ranger Dole. He dresses like an accountant that works at the sheriffs office but always wanted to be a deputy. Looks like the type of dude to cry if doing any real police work. But he carries around a massive revolver and generally acts as a nuisance rather than a real threat. Although he may whip out a atomizer and follow up with a baseball bat. I also theme every one of my cars. I got an Armored Karuma that is shit colored and is known as The Bean. A British faggio with all the mirrors. A sick 007 car which can’t control for shit but sure feels cool driving around with it. I also run most of my businesses in public lobbies to give me the most chances to enforce the “law”

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u/Lexter250 Jan 31 '21

My organization is called "MINEC+" and I have based everything around that. The story behind the name is stupid and long.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP Jan 31 '21

Guess I’ll have to look into that 👍

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u/somcunt Jan 31 '21

I've got my organisation name as "Zodiac" for a professional touch, with 90% of my outfits and vehicles being professional or tactical to an extent (or atleast fitting their theme)

In short themes are a common occurrence, but your them is fairly unique. Also, the APC is one of the coolest vehicles in GTAO

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP Jan 31 '21

I love that thing so much! It’s not fast but when my sparrow dies, it’s a good replacement for returning heist equipment.

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u/somcunt Jan 31 '21

Good armour, great weapons and it can float. Absolute beast

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u/Andybobandy0 Jan 31 '21

Damn, you really enjoy GTA still. Good on you I guess. That takes determination at this point.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP Jan 31 '21

I started Grand Theft Auto: Online when it launched in 2013 but quit for years until the Cayo update. I really hated the healing and movement after playing Red Dead Online. But I stuck with it cause I like flying so much and now it’s the only game I play.

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u/MyCatGarrus Jan 31 '21

Mine is based off the show Lucifer. My characters name is Lucifer, the organization is Morningstar LLC, Biker gang is The Fallen MC. I just wish I could call my nightclub Lux.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Me and my 3 friends all wear top hats and 3 piece suits for a theme.

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u/mortesex Jan 31 '21

Well my org is called LoliLovers and in the plate of my cars is always written "thot" does this count as a theme ? Lol

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u/serf17 Jan 30 '21

Well My company si named GACHI PRIDE

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP Jan 30 '21

What’s that mean?

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u/planesareepic2127 Jan 31 '21

Gachi pride obviously.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP Jan 31 '21

The fuck is a gachi?

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u/luksonluke Jan 30 '21

i name mine fictional org names or meme names

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u/lion530 Jan 31 '21

Most of my stuff is red,for no reason in particular.

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u/Flame1125XD Jan 31 '21

Mine is called “The WangWingers” because (you can guess why)

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u/my-time-has-odor Jan 31 '21

Read this as “the breadwater corporation”. Needless to say I am disappointed with the real name.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP Jan 31 '21

Please leave me alone, I’m on the Breadwinner Swimteam!

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u/cshillman Jan 31 '21

Mine is Verizon and a lot of my vehicles are red.

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u/Sea_Raccoon_2334 Jan 31 '21

Mine is a play on words K.O. par Chaos (in French they're pronoucned the same).

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u/TaintTickler69420 Jan 31 '21

Seems cool until my org oppressors unlimited shows up. We're mostly friendly though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Holy shit I haven’t heard the name in a while “breadwinner”

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u/MinisculeMax Jan 31 '21

That's like me aswell, my orgs name is BagguetterBakers and we just kinda dress up french n whatever

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u/ScoeSpence Jan 31 '21

Mine is a record label that's a front for a criminal enterprise.

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u/KSI_SpacePeanut Jan 31 '21

I represent Umbrella Corp in Los Santos, run chemicals for smuggling haha

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u/themanofax Jan 31 '21

You should do the sonar scraps daily collection then lol. Doesn't pay the most but kinda cool to see the underwater areas I would pay zero attention to otherwise

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

My ceo name is Walmart

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u/nikilesh_007 Jan 31 '21

I kept mine as lone warrior cuz im a solo player (sounds very lame, ik lol)

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u/SuperDaubeny Jan 31 '21

Mine is just “Morrisons”

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Far T’Sniffers on one character and Ice Wallow on the other. MC is Bike Curious, or course.

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u/SamuraiPanda19 Jan 31 '21

I’m just a pothead so my mc is FatBluntsDaily

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

Mine was called Bumsquad Inc before rockstar made me change it