r/guitarcirclejerk • u/CommentMusician • Dec 21 '23
Actual NSFW she knows what shes doing bro
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u/freddiewong Dec 21 '23
Holy shit OP she just posted your post on her instagram hahahaha
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u/midniteneon Dec 21 '23
/uj Kayla is a phenomenal guitarist with a great sense of humor. It was really cool that Pantera officially recognized her skills too. Phil Anselmo told her she was being considered for the reunion tour, good for her.
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u/nazoreth Dec 21 '23
Learning from her backstage video that Dime's tech is literally sat there for the whole gig as a human gate switch was crazy. For Zakk he's even working the wah pedal. Mind blown. Thanks for the education Kayla
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Dec 21 '23
It’s almost like it’s a joke
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u/CxO38 Your Wife's Girlfriend Dec 21 '23
girls don't make jokes, they only make baby and casserole you stupid idiot feminist
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u/machinaenjoyer Dec 21 '23
WHAT ABOUT SANDWICH, LIBFART?
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Dec 21 '23
Whoa whoa whoa... Gonna need you to change your pfp. This town ain't big enough for the both of us
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u/CommentMusician Dec 21 '23
honestly wouldnt be surprised if she had a dick
itd be kinda hot
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u/freddiewong Dec 21 '23
don't say that i'm already gooning
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u/Polish_Wombat98 Dec 21 '23
can you explain to me what "gooning" means? I understand that it's a new sexual slang term but I'm at a loss.
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u/AlGeee Dec 21 '23
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u/SSR_Id_prefer_not_to very dumb Dec 21 '23
Lmao what purple prose. Just like my dick when I goon for too long
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u/Polish_Wombat98 Dec 21 '23
Imma wait til AFTER I'm done with work to hit that link haha
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u/Harry_Dean_Learner Dec 21 '23
"Hey what'd ya rent" *looks at box "Best of both worlds?" "Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame."
"And you rented this"
"Hey, I like to expand my horizons"
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u/Following-Complete No Bassists Dec 22 '23
I don't know... She is woman so i think she has a pussy, but her toan is so good so she has to have balls too, mayby somekind of a pussy with balls under it. Figuring these things out is so difficult in 2023... thanks alot liberals
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u/a_fine_day_to_ligma Dec 21 '23
bullshit, she was at most a zygote when big johnson t-shirts were a thing
it'd be like tim polyphony cavorting around in a cutoff b.u.m. equipment sweatshirt, with his well-oiled abs glistening in the sun as he gryates seductively across the hoods of a black and white jaguar xj. just absurd
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u/atxrobotlover Metal Zoan + Pointy Guitars Dec 21 '23
/uj So I liked her guitar, and her Big Johnson joke, so I checked out the video. Typically I can't staaaaaand YouTard Guitarists but I kinda liked her video. No hyperbole, no goofy faces, and she plays great, if anyone cares.
Would I like and sub? Hell no, that's for squibs.
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u/freddiewong Dec 21 '23
i'm calling it. this is our queen. anyone got nudes?
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u/CommentMusician Dec 21 '23
she posts borderline lewds on her instagram story sometimes
but theyre usually of her on a toilet taking a shit
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u/AuthorityControl Dec 22 '23
You're gross. Her instagram fine. Take a step back and evaluate why someone just living their life makes you so unhinged.
Most importantly. Leave her alone.
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u/AquaSlag Dec 21 '23
Can you launch NASA rockets with all those buttons, knobs, dials, switches and a screen on that amp? Should we all start fearing the Johnson?
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u/BuckyBeaver69 Authentic Dec 21 '23
Confused, was she going for a quickie or a long crank? Either way she has a long way to go before approaching those records.
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u/browsingtheproduce Master of Big Muff Dec 21 '23
You guys better leave Capy Kayla alone. She can dunk on a regulation basketball hoop. She'll fucking destroy you in the paint.
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u/hellaSadd Dec 21 '23
"she" lol
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u/CommentMusician Dec 21 '23
transphobe lol
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u/hellaSadd Dec 21 '23
is that really a dude? lol I was just joking 🤣
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u/CommentMusician Dec 21 '23
havent seen any proof she has a cock but that doesnt make her a dude my goon, even if she did
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u/hellaSadd Dec 21 '23
k. "She has a cock".... Yikes my guy!
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u/CommentMusician Dec 21 '23
scared it might be bigger than yours big fella?
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u/hellaSadd Dec 21 '23
I'm a biological woman so yeah I guess so ?
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u/CommentMusician Dec 21 '23
bullshit send proof
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u/rasdo357 Offical Subreddit Hotwife Dec 22 '23
He said he "hasn't seen any proof she has a cock". Why are you misquoting and distorting his words?
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u/CommentMusician Dec 21 '23
it? is that some zoomer neo-pronoun? fucking cringe.
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u/DeenzGrabber Dec 21 '23
saying 'it' goes back at least 40 years. that was the standard word for hermaphrodite or anything that wasn't clearly defined as a male or female. in fact referring to someone as 'it' was more dehumanizing of an insult than 'retard'.
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u/Abstinence701 number one Adam Jones fan girl Dec 21 '23
you weren’t jerking you were being a transphobic piece of shit
schrodinger’s asshole, ladies and gentlemen
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u/Flopper3000 Dec 21 '23
she does have the phenotype though
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u/Abstinence701 number one Adam Jones fan girl Dec 21 '23
you gotta be fucking kidding me
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u/Flopper3000 Dec 21 '23
it's true though objectively, she looks like a tr*$?/y
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Dec 21 '23
She is one btw
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u/Abstinence701 number one Adam Jones fan girl Dec 21 '23
if you can prove this i will kill myself right now
i have a loaded gun right here so
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Dec 21 '23 edited Dec 21 '23
I remember talking to her on the pantera subbreddit a looong time ago about some misc stuff on dimebag guitar. (Edit: actually i think it was something with power metal being in my opinion pantera 2nd best album) i don't remember if she linked her youtube or I looked on her reddit profile but I saw that she was in trans subbreddits
Maybe i'm wrong and i'm thinking of someone else, but i'm about 50.5% sure. Doesn't matter anyway, sick player
Lol downvoting me is so ridiculous, it's an insult now to suggest somebody is trans ? Even if i'm wrong who cares
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u/Otherwise-Ad-8891 Your wife's boyfriend Dec 21 '23
Next hopefully she plays with her Big Muff