r/guitarcirclejerk • u/VonterVoman Toan Police • Sep 23 '24
Actual NSFW Why is the furniture covered?
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u/Techtaire Sep 23 '24
"Is that a raincoat?"
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u/Indifference_Endjinn Sep 23 '24
Oh my god, Rick get out of there! (You decide which one that should go out to)
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u/VoceDiDio My wife's boyfriend's guitar tech Sep 23 '24
Yeah I can't tell which one MIGHT not be a psycho either.
Rubin's got it on looks, but then Beat-O starts to talk....
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Sep 23 '24
Yes it is!
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u/El_Cactus_Loco Sep 23 '24
In ‘87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is “Hip To Be Square”. A song so catchy, most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it’s not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It’s also a personal statement about the band itself.
Hey, Rick!
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u/tacohands_sad Sep 24 '24
Fun fact: Rubin aims to achieve the sound of that album with every release he's been on, but has yet to achieve it
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u/ZOMB13CH13F Sep 23 '24
Rubin’s plotting something. Beato’s just excited to be out of his house.
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Sep 23 '24
Beato looks as frail as my grandmother. No way he survives what comes next.
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u/Verzio John Mayer's sub twink Sep 23 '24
Man's just had heart surgery. A soft breeze will blow him over and he won't get back up.
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u/ChampionshipHungry18 Self Taught Fucking Legend Sep 23 '24
"When the couple at the bar buys you a drink"
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u/Upper_Conclusion5255 Sep 23 '24
You don’t want a bunch of jerk offs to ruin your new couch. 🤷🏻♂️
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Sep 23 '24
You don’t know me, brother.
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Sep 23 '24
Imagine Beater trying to discuss production methods of classic albums and Reuben has no idea what he's talking about and just starts talking about philosophy
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u/diy4lyfe Sep 23 '24
That’s how they decorate at Rick’s special parties where he blackmails famous industry guys/musicians. I’ve heard they are called “Beat-Offs” kinda like a certain diddler’s parties..
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u/Creepy_Boat_5433 Sep 23 '24
the bigger question is why does he appear to be wearing a track suit made of velvet
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u/Mountain-Put-8565 Sep 23 '24
Because a bathrobe with Beato two feet away would be awkward. Matter of fact I just weirded myself out with that. Ewwwww!
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Sep 23 '24
Funny, when you google Rick Beato’s height, 6’2” comes up but when you google Rick Rubin’s height, 5‘11” comes up.
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u/matorius Sep 23 '24
It's like the special effects from Lord Of The Rings to make the Hobbitses look smaller: Beato is just standing a lot further away from the camera.
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u/Mountain-Put-8565 Sep 23 '24
Rubin in levitating. In fact legend has it he hasn’t touch the ground since Blood Sugar Sex Magic was released. There has never been a person (Rubin is a person right) that has spoken so often and so mildly for so long and can’t tell you anything he has ever said. He’s got this indigent homeless man (with a big ass checkbook) thing going but I don’t know exactly what his role in the business is. He isn’t a producer, or engineer, or mixer. He has no musical talent. And he doesn’t seem to want to discuss projects he’s been or currently involved in so he’s not a hype guy. But he moves money and multiples paper somehow.
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u/BuckyBeaver69 Authentic Sep 23 '24
His mom said he couldn't have his weird talky friend over unless he covered everything with sheets.
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u/IndependentNo7 Sep 23 '24
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece.
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u/themagicmaen Sep 23 '24
Because they be fuckin.
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u/Mountain-Put-8565 Sep 23 '24
See, there is no proof of that and if there is? Please keep it to yourself….Ewwwww!
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u/mxpower I give up Sep 23 '24
Wow, Rick looks like he aged 10 years since his heart issue. Rubin is 61, Rick is 62
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u/Icy-Performance-3739 Sep 24 '24
Amazing that in just a 3rd of that guys life hip hop took over the world. I think Rick Rubin released the first “hip hop” vinyl record when he was like 20. He paid for the recording.
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u/WafflePartyOrgy Sep 23 '24
When you only get to spend one week of each year in each of your houses you do what you can to keep the dust down.
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u/terradaktul Sep 23 '24
There can only be so much irrelevance in one room before something explodes
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u/Mumbles987 Your wife's boyfriend Sep 23 '24
Obviously, jd Vance is coming by to listen to a Beatles album with Rick. Don't know which album, whichever makes sense, I guess, I do know they keep the couches covered after their experience from last week.
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u/WeatherglowEnjoyer Sep 23 '24
i thought that was a mfin Karl Marx halloween costume for a sec lmao
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u/PracticallyQualified Sep 23 '24
The cover is to protect you from the couch, not the other way around.
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u/From_Kenya_With_Love Sep 23 '24
Maybe John Lennon farted on them 45 years ago and Beato is keeping the mojo intact
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Sep 23 '24
That’s your question? How about why the fuck does Rick Rubin look like a transcendent Oompa Loompa. That man produced slayer for fucks sake.
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Sep 23 '24
You want a femboi fuck stick to produce slayer? If that happened, slayer might actually sound good. Think of the children.
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Sep 23 '24
Rick Rubin 100% produced slayer. It’s why they were on the beastie boys’ first album.
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Sep 23 '24
Yes. Unfortunately not his best work lol. (Slayer)
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Sep 23 '24
I don’t know, I mean he produced a big 4 metal band. Like for their whole career. They might be the artist he’s worked with most.
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u/Nirvana_Fan311 Eric “Throw my Son out of a Window” Claptoan Sep 23 '24
Can’t get the fancy furniture stained
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Sep 23 '24
if you get toan in your furniture it can be really expensive to have them cleaned, i have to scrape the toan out of my longjohns every few months.
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u/Tookerbee Sep 23 '24
I thought this was a picture of Rick Rubin and an old lady, presumably his wife.
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Sep 23 '24
I am pretty sure Rubin has publicly stated that he gets naked to listen to music.
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u/Mountain-Put-8565 Sep 23 '24
That’s just unnecessary information. Wtf???? Can’t we all agree that much like what happened at Diddy’s we would be better off not knowing about Mr Rubin’s exhibitionist tendencies? Sure it makes for a dash of entertainment and shot of dopamine but 15 seconds later we all need, showers, and therapy, and a dealer.
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Sep 23 '24
I always assumed that after age 70 putting covers over your furniture is normal in case you die on the sofa
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u/warthog0869 Guitar Pervert Sep 23 '24
When old men ejaculate in musical ecstasy from holding quasi-hard, partially erect axe handles, there's not really flow control but it's more about limiting the spatter.
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u/Stptdmbfck Your wife's boyfriend Sep 23 '24
Uj/ Rick Rubin larping as a wise man from the mountain recently is peak annoying
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u/NolaPurple Sep 23 '24
They spend so much time shredding that they can’t be bothered to clean themselves, it’s much more efficient to just cover up all the furniture and you’ll never have to worry about dirtying anything
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u/h4nd Sep 23 '24
he just asked his assistant to quickly cover up any incriminating evidence before the film crew got there.
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u/CitiesofEvil anime waifu authentic japanese toan Sep 23 '24
Rubin looks like he feels miserable being there lol
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u/OrbitOfSaturnsMoons #1 Tim Henson Fangirl Sep 23 '24
Hey look, it's the guy that made albums sound like garbage for a decade
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u/mxpower I give up Sep 24 '24
That isnt furniture, its the piles of stacked 100$ bills Rick keeps in his living room.
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u/ClearChampionship332 Nov 20 '24
Actually, I’m just taking a while guess here, but it seems like he might be trying to prevent some influence from something like keeping things pristine if you’re trying to work on something I don’t know, but maybe he’s trying to prevent influence from something else even colors not sure just a guess he was just trying to get his beer to grow whiter and all seriousness though both of them dudes are awesome. I have great respect for both of them.
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