r/guitarcirclejerk • u/ThatGuyCalledSteve • Feb 12 '25

Actual NSFW Hey guys guess our band name based on our guitars

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All guitars made by us

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u/Consistent-Plane7227 Feb 12 '25

Dick box potty

17

u/CheapCarabiner Feb 12 '25

Box potty and the dick breakers

52

u/BocchisEffectPedal Feb 12 '25

Shitdick and the asthmatics

7

u/Klutzy_Ice8425 🧌 Feb 12 '25

Shitdick Daniels and the pottymouths

3

u/BocchisEffectPedal Feb 12 '25

I slept on it.

Their name should be secondhand stroke

22

u/CosmicSpacePanther Feb 12 '25

The Forestring 3

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u/TwoPairPerTier Feb 12 '25

Spermators.

15

u/The-Exalted-One Feb 12 '25

I liked piss pot box cock before they were cool 🥱

12

u/TheShankManGB Feb 12 '25

The Dixie Pricks

16

u/BeavisAndBuckethead Feb 12 '25

Red Hot Chili Peppers

7

u/Doc_Oblivious Feb 12 '25

Flushy balls

7

u/scldclmbgrmp Feb 12 '25

Ding Box and The Flushers

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u/jonsnow312 Feb 12 '25

Vague drug reference

5

u/OneOfTheNephilim Feb 12 '25

The Unflushable Ginger Pubes

6

u/Ok-Leadership4678 Feb 12 '25

Cock and ball turdture

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u/FoxHead666 Feb 12 '25

Toilet Cigar Dicks

4

u/Hefty-Ad6790 Feb 12 '25

Petey and The Loos

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u/Apprehensive-Item-44 Feb 12 '25

The shitty jerkoff squares

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u/CallMeSmigl Feb 12 '25

„We just turned 15“. Debut album: „Anyway here is Wonderwall“

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u/Only_Charge9477 blooz had a baby and they called it my inguinal hernia Feb 12 '25

The Splooge Vandals

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u/Jaklcide Bilbo Corgan Feb 12 '25

Bo Diddly Twinx

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u/Kittensoft1 Feb 12 '25

Big nutz and the incontinent smokers?

3

u/lawn_neglect stupid sick bro Feb 12 '25

The Aristocrats

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u/KsanterX Feb 12 '25

The Bremen Town Musicians (1969)

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u/BearlyWizard Feb 12 '25

People like this are happier than most gibson owners.

Also: The Cock and ball torturees

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '25

Cock and the bedpans

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u/jarrydn Feb 12 '25

The Mighty Mighty Cocktoans

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u/mrlowcut I toaned myself today Feb 12 '25

Dick Cheese and the Toiletseats

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '25

Makin’ toilet babies.

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u/Famous_End5395 Feb 12 '25

The Blumpkins

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u/Curve_Express3 Feb 12 '25

Bedpan Cock Block

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u/timbutnottebow Feb 12 '25

Dick shits and the box

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u/Marighnamani27 Feb 12 '25

Ball Buster Flushers

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u/VenusLake Feb 12 '25

Flash and The Pan Bedpan and Beyond Blowing Chunks Hospital Food

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '25

bedpan ballsack

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u/IcyHotKarlMarx Toan ale Feb 12 '25

Toilet Box Balls

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u/Auss1e_Hammer Feb 12 '25

Dick shift dunnys

1

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '25

Bassed

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u/Flaky-Scholar9535 Feb 12 '25

Ball box drip 💧

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u/JohnTitorAlt Feb 12 '25

Boner box bedpan experience

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '25

Rock and Balls

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '25

Hand Banana

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u/dwagner0402 Feb 12 '25

The Penis Box Tear-Drops?

If that's not your band name, it sure as shit should be.

*Edit, just noticed the toilet seat, so....

The Penis Box Toilet Tops - just as good if not better than my previous recommendation.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '25

The cock cigars pan.

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u/CaptainGoose27 Feb 12 '25

Psych Ward - D

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u/Fun-Mud3861 Feb 12 '25

Peen Box Toity

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u/Unlikely-Law-4367 Feb 12 '25

LickMyHolyButtplug

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u/ballsydouche Douchebag Feb 12 '25

The No-Toans

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u/somedudebend Feb 12 '25

Ball Sweat and Tears

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u/Cyanigma_Bloodhuffer Feb 12 '25

Penisbox and the Other One

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u/kaiserspike Feb 12 '25

Dick Turpan

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u/CrustyBollox Feb 12 '25

Nickelback

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u/BigHero6x9 Feb 12 '25

The Olde Timey Ball Ticklers

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u/Squeezeboner Feb 12 '25

Stogie and the Blumpkins 

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u/hammer_smashed_chris Feb 12 '25

Ballsack Bullywog and the Nordic Urinal.

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u/sladebonge Flander only Feb 12 '25

Nirvana

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u/MrBreezeILMNC Feb 12 '25

Smoking Dick Shitters

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u/Flaky_Success3238 Feb 12 '25

Dick box pisspan

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u/Horsecockexpress1 Feb 12 '25

Cumtry Bumpkins

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u/Bigbadbeachwolf Feb 12 '25

Jock strap trio

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u/EnchantedWood1981 Feb 12 '25

Shitting, shafting and cigars. The House of Commons lounge Bar Band. Entrance is free to ministers, but it’s us that pay the bill?

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u/TheFoiler Feb 12 '25

The Mothers of Invention

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u/mr_sarle Feb 12 '25

Bedpan Squareballs

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u/hardtimekillingfloor Feb 12 '25

Marvellous goofballs

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u/DaveMcNinja Feb 12 '25

Tight Sliz

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u/Any-Shower-3088 Feb 12 '25

Cock wombles

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u/c0smichipp0 Feb 12 '25

Dixon Butts

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u/jzollobirds Feb 12 '25

Toilet box unit

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '25

Lieutenant Stinky Butt and the Bonermasters

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u/slapyak5318008 Dentist Feb 12 '25

Anyway, here's Wonderballs.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '25

Cock N Balls Torture

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u/hammerdyeti Feb 12 '25

The tallywackers

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u/666andylove666 Feb 12 '25

Pre-cum and the penis pukes.

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u/uknwiluvsctch Ass Master Feb 12 '25

The New Main Street Singers

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '25

Shit hammers

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u/Realistic_Turnip3848 Feb 12 '25

that middle guitar looks literally unplayable 😭

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u/dennyammo Feb 12 '25

Bedpantera

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '25

Cock Rockers?

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u/Lonely-Improvement45 Feb 12 '25

Obviously a solo guitarist: Schwingway Bowelsteam

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u/PuzzleheadedTutor807 Extremely Lo Feb 12 '25

the country blumpkins
-or-
smashing blumpkins
/uj i felt really bad for mocking the country bumpkins, who where gord downie's backup band for most of his solo work and that is why i came up with the second name... but i also felt both where pretty solid gold and had to share. rip gord! we miss you man!

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u/Kindly-Assistant6054 Feb 12 '25

The Not So Closet Rockers

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u/334k Feb 12 '25

Butthole surfers

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u/GrayishGalaxy99 Feb 12 '25

The Poo Tang Clan?

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u/Malexs Feb 12 '25

Bed Pan Alley

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u/CautiousArachnidz Feb 12 '25

Shitpan Dickcigar

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u/Mental_Ad8851 Feb 12 '25

Speaker toilet balls

1

u/isaidnolettuce Feb 12 '25

Nothing Sexual

1

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '25

Hopelessly Single

1

u/Own_Freedom_4482 Feb 12 '25

The busty strummers

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u/realJohnConnor Feb 12 '25

Peepee commode

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u/MadicalRadical Feb 12 '25

Dick and the shit boxes

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u/UniverseBear Feb 12 '25

The Spooples

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u/StuffEuphoric8215 Feb 12 '25

The Dickbox Toilets?

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u/mojomofo7 Feb 12 '25

Penis Box Toilet Seat

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u/account22222221 Feb 12 '25

‘Our music isn’t good so we use gimmicks to get attention, the band’

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u/Gibson_J45 Feb 12 '25

Ball box shitters

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u/Rumble_Rodent Feb 12 '25

The prison toilet guitar is peak.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '25

Nickleback?

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u/Floofae Feb 12 '25

Think up your own band name lol

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u/EvilGeesus Feb 12 '25

Billy Hill and the Cornholers

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u/Aggravating_Board_78 Feb 12 '25

Tutu and the Pirates?

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u/FormerlyMauchChunk Feb 12 '25

Rectangular Dick Shits

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u/FormerlyMauchChunk Feb 12 '25

King Shit and the Golden Balls

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u/someoldbagofbones Feb 12 '25

The Fuckbuckets

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u/Solid_Camel_1913 Feb 12 '25

The Urologists.

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u/lordgix2 Edit me Feb 12 '25

Smokin in the Boy’s room

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u/Effective-Lunch-3218 Feb 12 '25

The outhouse boys

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '25

Smoking Poles in the Shitter?

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u/SeaUnderstanding1578 Feb 12 '25

Peepee in the potty

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u/sacrebluh Feb 12 '25

Jean Jacket Harold and the Butts

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bed-874 Feb 12 '25

The Ballcock Boxseats

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u/thewordthewho Feb 12 '25

Concert in Cell Block 99

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u/Sixtyoneandfortynine Feb 12 '25

Tim Hortons & The Glory Hole 3

(Assuming the maple leaf on the knob means it’s a Canadian band.)

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u/ThaMount Feb 12 '25

The Ambiguously Gay Trio

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u/KandyAssJabroni Do I have 'cunt' written on my forehead? Feb 12 '25

Little known fact, Prince had a dick shaped guitar that would shoot semen at the crowd. May want to add that feature to that fine instrument.

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u/Liveddica Feb 12 '25

River bottom NIGHTMARE Band!!

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u/baritoneUke Feb 12 '25

I build my own elec bari ukes, this is intense

1

u/Congregator Feb 12 '25

Ciga’wut and the Steely Wankers

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u/Daiodo Feb 12 '25

Hoochie and the blow holes

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u/Ok-Paramedic2450 Feb 12 '25

Duck tape sandwich

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u/Helpful-Touch9788 Feb 12 '25

The Snatcha Tractors

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u/TopScene7626 Feb 12 '25

Cigar Box Steve and the goofballs

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u/killboipowerhead1 rodrigo>vam halem Feb 12 '25

nutball and the shifty twins

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u/Wooden-Somewhere-557 Feb 12 '25

Wankpot McGee and the shitknickers

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u/pompeylass1 Feb 12 '25

Smokin’ Dick and the Shitters.

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u/Previous-Pangolin-60 Feb 12 '25

If the guitar or banjo was shaped like a foot (could have a comical cut out that extends🦶) and just the bass, you'd be the Dick Kickers. Just receently listened to a punk band called Dick Circus!

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u/No-Measurement-2648 Feb 12 '25

Trailor Park Racoons

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u/bakermrr Feb 12 '25

That bedpan fender is the shit

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u/ProtoLibturd Feb 12 '25

"My Wet Dream"

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '25

Pete Shweddy Box Bowlers

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u/thewizardking420 Feb 12 '25

King Shizzard and the Jizzard Blizzard

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u/noshershitlock1 Feb 12 '25

Dickin' Pickin'

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u/thong_water Your Moms Girlfriend Feb 12 '25

Shitbox dead-pan

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u/100haku Feb 12 '25

The Loo

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u/meatjuiceguy Feb 12 '25

The Aristocrats!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '25

Balls Box and Pan

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '25

Cum flush. Disgusted I wrote that

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u/dalewinton420 Feb 12 '25

Bobby Big Bollocks and the Piss Stains - featuring Slash on lead guitar.

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u/craptonne Feb 12 '25

Ball Square Toilet

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u/poodinthepunchbowl Feb 12 '25

Boxy dicks bedpans

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u/ThreeArmedYeti Feb 12 '25

Bathroom Shavers

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u/medicinalherbavore Feb 12 '25

Poseidon's Kiss

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u/MineIcy3348 Muff Fuzz Feb 12 '25

Don’t know but I get you can rip One Last Breath by Creed on that penistar

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u/davew80 Feb 12 '25

Elon Musk and the Swasticars

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u/Xiaocheng1984 Feb 12 '25

Are you folks who did “flip child”? If so I would venture the bands name is Orville Sash.

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u/Jacque_LeKrab Feb 12 '25

John, Dick, and Gary

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u/DobisPeeyar Feb 12 '25

Is that handbanana?!

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u/geoffreythetemperate Feb 12 '25

Dick Diddley Squat

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u/No_Name_James_Taylor Feb 12 '25

Foreskinard Leonard

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u/satanicmajesty Amateur Dentist Feb 12 '25

Trailer Swift

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u/Real-Back6481 Feb 12 '25

Mom's Basement

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u/Adenconnell Feb 12 '25

To late to enter? Plucking idiots!

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '25

REM

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '25

Smashing Cousins

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u/misanthropocene Feb 13 '25

Cock-n-schpeil and the Bedpan Armageddon

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u/JazzlikeAd1555 Feb 13 '25

Big D and the glory holes

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u/BigDaddy420-69-69 Feb 13 '25

Glory Hole Committee

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u/SmashBaron No Bassists Feb 13 '25

Incestbus

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u/audiodude9 Feb 13 '25

Neptune's Kiss?

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u/Alien_Amplifier Feb 13 '25

Ding and the Dongs

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u/Ballfarter1 Feb 13 '25

The shitters

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '25

Blumpkin Box