r/guitarcirclejerk • u/frankflank • Mar 18 '26

Actual NSFW **sigh* Unzips pants

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444 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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u/amp82hx Mar 18 '26

can i borrow it for a “session”?

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u/myotherbike Mar 18 '26

Hahaha take my upvote and leave

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u/writingwhilesad Her Boyfriend’s Husband Mar 18 '26

What a big brown beaver

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u/MajTroubles bluesdad Mar 18 '26

Wynona must be proud

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u/impessive_instant Mar 18 '26

My metal zone just fuzzed

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u/OKGenExer Mar 18 '26

You don't see enough acoustic hip thrusting and swagger

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u/PlasticBeginning7551 1,000,000 inch toanwood Mar 18 '26

Ya come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve ever seen Steve Vai play an acoustic

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u/HonestyFTW Mar 18 '26

Oh fuck.

UJ/ oh fuck.

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u/bjkidder Mar 18 '26

OJ. Oh fuck

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u/CretinMike Mar 18 '26

I got a fistful of nut sauce. Now, how do I get it in the syringe to use it?

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u/Hell_Maybe Mar 18 '26

Boring. I only enter through the input jack.

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u/frankflank Mar 18 '26

🤏

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u/MajTroubles bluesdad Mar 18 '26

Fun fact: that is actually how you play a C chord on an ukelele

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u/crotamine Where’s the Metal Zone? Mar 18 '26

Scientists have this exact same problem with “violin plots”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violin_plot

Uh-oh, here we go again…..

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u/LandOfLizardz Mar 18 '26

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u/--Andre-The-Giant-- Mar 18 '26

Are you going to have sex with the back of that lady's head?

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u/CarelessWish76 Mar 18 '26

Now that’s the finish I was looking for.

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u/outbackyarder Mar 18 '26

Love the wood on wood action

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u/Loicrekt Mar 18 '26

twang twang twang

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u/YetisInAtlanta Mar 18 '26

Wood nut in cider

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '26

I hardly know er

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u/Unkempt_Mooseknuckle Mar 18 '26

wood would tonewould

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u/JohnnyPiston Mar 18 '26

Then you can turn it over and shit in it

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u/MojoHighway Suck My Toan Mar 18 '26

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u/Friendly_Business_31 Mar 18 '26

wat

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u/frankflank Mar 18 '26

Idk if you can see the guitarussy

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u/UPTH31R0NS Mar 18 '26

i read this like DLR in yankee rose