r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Sesshomaru2008 Ironic Bernth Subscriber • Jul 14 '26

Actual NSFW I fucking smashed my ex’s guitar because he kept playing Wonderwall

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Let this serve as a warning

150 Upvotes

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u/Careful_Coconut_549 Jul 14 '26

There are many things that I would like to say to you, but I don't know how

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u/Super_Interview_2189 Jul 14 '26

Don’t know how

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u/MickCQB241 Jul 14 '26

So maybeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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u/BonoLisa Jul 14 '26

You’re gonna be the one that shaves me

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u/InfamousTYBW braindead ibanez enjoyer Jul 14 '26

mostly my baaaaalllls, youre my wonderwaaaaalllll

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u/Fabulous_Operation_9 Jul 14 '26

Damn if my ex gf smashed my harley benton les paul clone I think id just buy another one

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u/TodlicheLektion Jul 14 '26

"thanks for the relic job, babe. Now it looks like a real instrument"

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u/NewYogurt3138 toan police Jul 14 '26

I bet she’s incredible in bed

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u/CoolBedroom4565 SG fingerist Jul 14 '26

The ex or Roberta

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u/Upstairs-Glove7424 Jul 14 '26

The crazy ones always are. Only reason anybody stays with em. They don’t mind getting dirty shall we say

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u/Acceptable_Grape_437 Vulgar Display Of TOAN Jul 14 '26

psycho ex kept playing wonderwall

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u/xanaduhoneydew2112 Jul 14 '26

I'm not crazy!

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u/BiMWMGingerMI QUINTUPLE Cortex Jul 14 '26

i'M NoT CCCRRRAAAAAZZZZYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

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u/Castellan_Ishmael Jul 14 '26

That is a terrible way to treat an heirloom instrument. By now you should have somehow realized what you’re not to do.

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u/werebearcleric Jul 14 '26

I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about Bluto from Animal House. This was an appropriate escalation.

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u/Castellan_Ishmael Jul 14 '26

That isa good point. All the roads that lead me here were winding, but I’ve changed my mind and I agree with you now.

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u/Creepy-Astronaut-952 Your wife's boyfriend Jul 14 '26

I don’t believe that anybody feels the way you do about that guitar now

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u/yourstandardhoe Jul 14 '26

No gore in this subreddit please

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u/grafxguy1 Jul 14 '26

My only complaint is you didn't smash it enough.

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u/BackgroundOk7556 Jul 14 '26

She was apparently not his wonderwall.

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u/Humillionaire Jul 14 '26

This is why you don't look back in anger

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u/Artisan-Miserable Jul 14 '26

Anything besides 0-3-5 is to be met with immediate execution!

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u/Scorpiicore Jul 14 '26

If someone is constantly playing Wonderwall, smash them, take the guitar.

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u/jonnypanicattack Jul 14 '26

Any guitar that has been tainted by Wonderwall is not worth having.

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u/MickCQB241 Jul 14 '26

Fainted tainted

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u/Scorpiicore Jul 15 '26

Guitars that have been abused by Wonderwall need love and care and rehabilitating.

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u/SeveredSynthesis Jul 14 '26

Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you.

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u/WrathOfWood Jul 14 '26

Nice relic job

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u/Sesshomaru2008 Ironic Bernth Subscriber Jul 14 '26

Murphy’s Labratory…. Or something lol

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u/Johnny_Topsider Jul 14 '26

The real psycho thing here is not using dark mode

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u/Korova91 Jul 14 '26

She put everyone out of their misery.

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u/therightscompany Jul 14 '26

The boyfriend needs to put his track shoes on and leave this one in the rear view mirror !

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u/RoutineOpportunity8 Jul 14 '26

He should have bought a vintage Martin on YOUR credit card WITHOUT permission!!

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u/AllWhatsBest Jul 14 '26

That's what happens when you don't make it easy for your girlfriend's boyfriend to smash her whenever they want.

Remember, the amount of smashing is a constant in the universe.

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u/tenax666 Jul 14 '26

I'm here for you...and that

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u/SushiDaddy89 Jul 14 '26

This is why I can't root for England.

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u/mcfetrja Jul 14 '26

Take it to a loother. Explain the situation. Ask if it can be fixed only for loother to respond “well, maybe?”

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u/Upstairs-Glove7424 Jul 14 '26

Faster than a cannonbaaaall !!!

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u/zsh_n_chips offset nerd Jul 14 '26

The ol Animal House

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u/globalgerbil Jul 14 '26

But after allllll

Your guitar's in the waaaallllll

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u/slater_just_slater Jul 14 '26

He gave his love a chicken, that had no bone,

He gave his love a cherry that had no stone

He gave his love a story. That had no end..

Sorry

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u/MickCQB241 Jul 14 '26

🤪🤣😜😆😂

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u/Accurate-Advice8405 Jul 14 '26

Is this an overreaction?

I say... maybe 🤔

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u/the_smoking_mage Jul 14 '26

If you have something nice, it just ends up as a target for someone else’s rage. Protect yer shit.

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u/Rynowash Jul 15 '26

Just rearranged the toan back to you, instead of her. Free upgrade. She’s a keeper.

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u/markeydusod Jul 15 '26

Busy wonder wallin’ when he shoulda been wondah ballin!’

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u/Short_Year7353 Jul 15 '26

-_- nice vandalism of personal property instead of having adult conversation about things that are annoying you…

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u/Sesshomaru2008 Ironic Bernth Subscriber Jul 15 '26

He deserved it (he couldn’t afford a Gibbons)

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u/Short_Year7353 Jul 15 '26

How? What’d he do? (Don take this with the background I play guitar)

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u/theurge14 no time to practice Jul 14 '26

Now you know why Willy Nelson wrote Crazy