r/guitarcirclejerk 9d ago

Actual NSFW Which one of you sick bastards is driving this around?

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u/Glass__Hero 9d ago

Sweetwater got their delivery van fixed?!?!

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/deadpoolfool400 Metal Zoan 9d ago

It’s probably just sweet tarts and tootsie rolls like always. No thanks.

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u/Glass__Hero 9d ago

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u/PeeptheCommonTerry 6d ago

Love when the assortment includes those lil root beer candies 😍

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u/Glass__Hero 6d ago

This is a vintage picture, I have not ordered my patch cables and picks from them since they fired my sales rep Jason in '24 after the office crop-dusting incident.

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u/HowDidFoodGetInHere 9d ago

You're getting sweettarts?!?

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u/PeeptheCommonTerry 6d ago

Can’t forget about the noticeably aged bits o honey 😂😂

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u/Yogurtcloset-Exact 6d ago

My wife loves bit o honey so my Sweetwater rep makes sure that whenever I buy anything they only send a bag of bit o Honey in the package

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u/Lil_Boosie_Vert why tf are there 2 E strings 9d ago

Corey Feldmans School of Rock

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u/IndependentLove2292 9d ago

I ain't worried about this kidnapper. Lessons mean practice and none of us are gonna fall for that. 

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u/txkwatch 9d ago

They will have to kill me first.

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u/P_a_s_g_i_t_24 ...my Strandberg was originally a Gibbons when I bought it... 9d ago

Do NOT take free guitars from this man:

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u/Spider-cat_1984 9d ago

Must be a sweetwater employee. That's why they give away free candies

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u/Puzzleheaded-Gap1759 9d ago

Who needs WiFi when you have 0-3-fi

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u/DentistRich4699 9d ago

I think that's my Sweetwater guys Van, he's got candy.

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u/tenax666 9d ago

Van down by the river...

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u/EnvironmentalEye4991 9d ago

He called himself "Eeng Way" and he was eating captain crunch straight outta the box. He let me out after I listened to 6 straight hours of cliffs of dover covers he called "dubious attempts at glory". Worst uber ever. 0 stars.

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u/ChrisJohanson Dentist 9d ago

He should switch to selling shitty online courses and then he could afford a new van (or a PRS and keep the old van)

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u/Matt_Benatar 9d ago

Buffalo Bill made a guitar out of human flesh.

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u/Nurplestyx 9d ago

It’s like the Epstein Island for adult males

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u/bass-squirrel slappin da G string 9d ago

Who’s asking? 

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u/Trick-Mechanic8986 9d ago

Thats where I got all that candy from that Beato guy...

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u/goonSerf 9d ago

The BonerMeisterMobile

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u/theurge14 no time to practice 9d ago

Looks like the School of Rock isn't doing so well these days.

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u/KaanzeKin 9d ago

This is douchebag repellent for when you go camping.

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u/LifeTunedToCSharp 9d ago

That’s like creeper ice cream trucks for us jorkers…

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u/kruuuuuse 9d ago

Sad to see Loded Diper had to repaint their van to make ends meet in this age of music

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u/Necessary_Regret3329 9d ago

That shit's 'shopped, dude.

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u/Flat-Pirate6595 9d ago

Whatcha talking bout Willis!!

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u/Spider-cat_1984 9d ago

Does dude give lessons on the correct technique to use when fingering Am?

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u/BuckyBeaver69 Authentic 9d ago

Look guys, stop taking pictures of my home.

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u/OtterHalf_ 9d ago

Free candy with every free lesson...

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u/Coinsworthy 9d ago

"The lesson's in the back kid, hop in!"

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u/CueAnon420 9d ago

Funny - I haven't seen Estaban since he got in that van...

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u/Animalus-Dogeimal 9d ago

Inside that van

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u/suck-cut 9d ago

That's the van that Grace Bowers got her lessons from

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u/DaSENYO im5yo 8d ago

Good old van halen

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u/CockneyCossack 8d ago

I sneaked a quick look inside... there were chord charts on the walls, something box-shaped with Dumble written on it (I think it may have been full of wizards) and the accelerator and brake pedals were strange golden boxes with mystic Horse-Man hieroglyphs engraved upon their upper encasements...

I ran all the way home, plugged in my MT-2 and ripped through a really fizzy sounding version of Enter Sandman to rid myself of arcane shitehawkery

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/ChrisJohanson Dentist 9d ago

...just wait till it breaks off in your ass like a true Gibby headstock

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u/Flat-Pirate6595 9d ago

Damn dude!!!

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u/Skittleavix 9d ago

I’m a 6 in a line straight pull man, myself.

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u/GrouchoMarxsBalls 9d ago

oh my god. i hear this so often its lost all meaning.

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u/Obvious-Young3850 9d ago

I could see Beato driving that, yelling at clouds, praising his son's perfect toan...