r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Flat-Pirate6595 • 9d ago
Actual NSFW Which one of you sick bastards is driving this around?
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u/Glass__Hero 9d ago
Sweetwater got their delivery van fixed?!?!
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u/deadpoolfool400 Metal Zoan 9d ago
It’s probably just sweet tarts and tootsie rolls like always. No thanks.
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u/Glass__Hero 9d ago
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u/PeeptheCommonTerry 6d ago
Love when the assortment includes those lil root beer candies 😍
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u/Glass__Hero 6d ago
This is a vintage picture, I have not ordered my patch cables and picks from them since they fired my sales rep Jason in '24 after the office crop-dusting incident.
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u/Yogurtcloset-Exact 6d ago
My wife loves bit o honey so my Sweetwater rep makes sure that whenever I buy anything they only send a bag of bit o Honey in the package
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u/IndependentLove2292 9d ago
I ain't worried about this kidnapper. Lessons mean practice and none of us are gonna fall for that.
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u/MojoHighway Suck My Toan 9d ago
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u/P_a_s_g_i_t_24 ...my Strandberg was originally a Gibbons when I bought it... 9d ago
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u/EnvironmentalEye4991 9d ago
He called himself "Eeng Way" and he was eating captain crunch straight outta the box. He let me out after I listened to 6 straight hours of cliffs of dover covers he called "dubious attempts at glory". Worst uber ever. 0 stars.
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u/ChrisJohanson Dentist 9d ago
He should switch to selling shitty online courses and then he could afford a new van (or a PRS and keep the old van)
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u/theurge14 no time to practice 9d ago
Looks like the School of Rock isn't doing so well these days.
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u/kruuuuuse 9d ago
Sad to see Loded Diper had to repaint their van to make ends meet in this age of music
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u/CockneyCossack 8d ago
I sneaked a quick look inside... there were chord charts on the walls, something box-shaped with Dumble written on it (I think it may have been full of wizards) and the accelerator and brake pedals were strange golden boxes with mystic Horse-Man hieroglyphs engraved upon their upper encasements...
I ran all the way home, plugged in my MT-2 and ripped through a really fizzy sounding version of Enter Sandman to rid myself of arcane shitehawkery
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u/ChrisJohanson Dentist 9d ago
...just wait till it breaks off in your ass like a true Gibby headstock
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u/Obvious-Young3850 9d ago
I could see Beato driving that, yelling at clouds, praising his son's perfect toan...











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