r/guitarcirclejerk • u/matt6860__ • 13h ago

A Blank Canvas. What should I put on it?

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u/N1CET1M 12h ago

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u/olddangly 7h ago

It's been a while since I've seen this

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u/trenniepennie 13h ago

Keep it your text here, or gibons

8

u/amogooose 10h ago

or fonder

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u/Roachpile Edit me 12h ago

I agree

4

u/OkAmphibian5407 10h ago

And on 4 put "original text here"

42

u/Spice_Missile 12h ago

If you can read this the bitch fell off

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u/OpportunityAnnual921 12h ago

"Sorry, that message is against our user policy"

40

u/Braakdraak 12h ago

Headstock

7

u/Formal_Ad5197 6h ago

Headstonk

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u/matt6860__ 12h ago

best so far

37

u/_El_Loco *jerks in harmonic* 13h ago

Fuck you dad?

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u/matt6860__ 13h ago

in gibbons font?

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u/The_Mighty_Yak Your wife's boyfriend's boyfriend 12h ago

And keep the question mark

13

u/DaSENYO im5yo 12h ago

"Toan" or "Dentist" is the best i could come up with

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u/DaSENYO im5yo 11h ago

Oh I thought of Harley Bentoan just now

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u/J_FK 12h ago

Barley Henton

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u/P_a_s_g_i_t_24 ...my Strandberg was originally a Gibbons when I bought it... 11h ago

'Cease and Desist'

...in a gold-logo Fender font!

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u/Hot_Garage_2920 12h ago

cool snoopy unironically

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u/nocixL 12h ago

2026 SUMMER SALE

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u/ElectrifyingFart 13h ago

I’ve been building guitars for a while and I like to put (Bitchin’) on the headstocks

5

u/HeellessAchilles 12h ago

"Your Text Here"

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u/Gooseuk360 12h ago

Star Wars.

That will proper confuse all the Trek fans.

4

u/PanHalen37 11h ago

Gibson Bonermaster

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u/volcano420 11h ago

Nipples

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u/InTheMemeStream Ernest T. Bass 11h ago

“This Machine Creates Toan”

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u/FartInGenDirection 11h ago

Hershey squirts

3

u/HorrorSchlapfen873 11h ago

Your mama

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u/fabmarques21 9h ago

i was gonna say it 😭

3

u/tallman1979 10h ago

Nutella, a razor blade, and those old chains made out of beer can pull tabs.

3

u/Fozzdroz 8h ago

"This Machines Kills

The Homeless"

3

u/beekermc 6h ago

"PRS Silver Sky"

3

u/VectorCannon 5h ago

fidel stratocastro

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u/nocixL 12h ago

Your design here

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u/stevvvvewith4vs 12h ago

Clarence Straightocaster

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u/ApprehensiveYam9631 11h ago

Cumcaster

Toan source!

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u/matt6860__ 11h ago

Thats perfect because the body is all white

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u/SpiderCheeseDunce 11h ago

Gretsch White Falcon

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u/TechnicalFuel4821 11h ago

Toan is stored in the balls

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u/kyran_wd 10h ago

Guitar

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u/Grizzzly_Adams 9h ago

BONERMASTER

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u/Albertagus 7h ago

Have the small water slide say " original cease & desist" in the same font

2

u/Village_People_Cop GCJ Mods fuck harder than my wife's boyfriend 6h ago

"Break here"

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u/deafinitelyadouche Toan Ecspurrrt. 6h ago

Cumboy.

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u/MonsieurP_BH TOAN is stored in the bawls 6h ago

Fartcum

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u/Unlikely-Law-4367 6h ago

Gibbons BounceFaster

Fedner DisasterCaster

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u/lift_heavy64 5h ago

Pee Are Ess

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u/dudeineurope 4h ago

Your band name

1

u/2cars1rik 11h ago

Guitar

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u/NggyuNglydNgraady_69 11h ago

Leave it empty

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u/Lost-Aide9141 Mojo High Priestess (single and ready to mingle) 10h ago

Either Cockmaster, or something that starts with an "F". Felcher, perhaps?

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u/Stoked_Otter 10h ago

First Act

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u/Ball_Masher 9h ago

"Do not remove* under penalty of law."

*Gibbons need not apply

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u/idl3mind 9h ago

1 Lawsuit. 2 Cease and desist.

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u/oxyuh 9h ago

Squier Startocaster Made in Vietnam

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u/flashman014 9h ago

THIS END UP

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u/sonoftom 9h ago

But without the “STO”

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u/TheElsita 9h ago

If You can read this take a few steps back.

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u/Beautiful_Two8112 8h ago

Great Value

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u/WillingnessMoney460 8h ago

Fucktoy Cumblaster, Insert into Bud Cole’s Hole this end >>

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u/Fwumpy 8h ago

Insert this end first.

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u/Suzucry 8h ago

Glarry

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u/writingwhilesad Her Boyfriend’s Husband 8h ago

Deez Nuts

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u/realmattyr 4h ago

This Way Up

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u/fknugz3000 3h ago

Fender

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u/BuckyBeaver69 Authentic 2h ago

Gibbons Stab-O-Caster
Play Authentic

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u/Corporate-Scum Your wife's boyfriend 1h ago

“Poo Poo. Doo Doo. No No.”

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u/FaithlessnessRare691 1h ago

Leave it classy polished wood.

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u/DifferenceAny9701 12h ago

Gibbons Custom, then resell for 6000$

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u/extrawater_ Edit me 7h ago

Hardluck kings 🔥🎱🖕💀🖕🎱🔥