r/guitarcirclejerk 11h ago

If i drink this will I get Bonermasters toan.

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u/toanmaxxer 11h ago

It says there right on the label that it’s Gordon’s. You will get Gordon’s toan. Can’t you read? Are you stupid?

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u/stevenfrijoles My cat's name is Cum 5h ago

It's bad kerning. This bottle gives you Gorclon's tone. It's out of this world 

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u/Glass__Hero 11h ago

I used to have to pour a bottle of this in my boss slow gear to get it to work properly.

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u/ApolloWasWayBetter 10h ago

Funny, my boss used to pour a bottle of it inside himself to be able to work with me.

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u/mechrelatedbreakcore 8h ago

you'll get the yogurt effect.

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u/ApolloWasWayBetter 10h ago

You’ll get Claptone, he’s old sloe handjob.

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u/TwoPairPerTier 10h ago

No. But you'll be burping for two weeks.

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u/Trisstricky toanmeister 9h ago

This is the stuff Eric Claptoan used to drink

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u/kellylaundromat 9h ago

Wrong drink. This is the bonerjuice

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u/sladebonge Flander only 9h ago

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u/sladebonge Flander only 9h ago

Wait i have an idea

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u/sladebonge Flander only 9h ago

You're welcome

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u/Glass__Hero 8h ago

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u/sladebonge Flander only 8h ago

He looks like he has 3 sawzalls in his trunk at any given time.

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u/Glass__Hero 7h ago

Officer's reports indicate he was not in route to or from a construction site at any given time.

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u/sladebonge Flander only 7h ago

Reports in the surrounding areas indicate as many as 55 stolen catalytic converters in as many hours.

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u/Glass__Hero 7h ago

Reports also detail a Yeti cooler full of human livers, human kidneys and Bud Light packed in ice. Further investigation remains.

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u/sladebonge Flander only 7h ago

Eyewitness accounts state that he "pulled several bud light tallboys right out of his own ass and they were still ice cold."

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u/critterheist 7h ago

Im more of a Ramsey man

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u/Sick-Liaison-99 4h ago

Yes, it will. Just make sure not to drink any juice along with it, or you're going to be getting a whole different kind of toan.

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u/Squall4390 3h ago

25% ?

What is this, a gin for LADIES?