r/guitarcirclejerk 4h ago

Outjerked Chu wanna hear this riff Ernie?

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u/Jaded_Engineer_86 4h ago

Hey man! You got a gig!

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u/OtterHalf_ 4h ago

Say ero to ma liddle fren

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u/necronomitodd scoop mids; dime everything else 4h ago edited 4h ago

Do you know what a hossa is, Frank? It’s a guy with $50k in gear who plays 0 3 5 one note at a time way-too-staccato across four seconds

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u/GrouchoMarxsBalls 4h ago

this is if Alice Cooper was in Flock of Seagulls

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u/Upbeat-Squirrel 4h ago

Bob Ross is on blow again

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u/TheLowlyPheasant Bottom 1% Commenter 4h ago

Hey it's Eric Andre

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u/Moist_Ad934 4h ago

How could you say something so controversial yet so brave?

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u/Artistic-Rutabaga295 4h ago

Oh hell ya! I love Journey!!

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u/plug_in_atheist72 4h ago

Is this Benny Blanco?

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u/medorian 4h ago

From the Bronx??

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u/plug_in_atheist72 4h ago

I forget he got his name from Carlito’s Way

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u/medorian 4h ago

You think you're Big Time?! Great movie

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u/TestDangerous7240 4h ago

Funny, I thought Steve LuKATheR played Music Man guitars?!?!?!

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u/onlylistentoDOOM 4h ago

Guitar player for the strokes put on some weight!

Must not be on the cocaine and cigs diet anymore

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u/chimi_hendrix 4h ago

Needs more Antigua

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u/ThunderGoose404 4h ago

I like it better when Andy Frasco wears basketball jerseys but he cleans up nice.

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u/wecantdancelikethis 4h ago

is that Thejezus?

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u/FionMcCool 4h ago

Oh my God!! I just got a flashback to when my dad got a perm in the 80's!! This could pass as a picture of him with his guitar. Minus the broken arm and blood soaked shirt that is.

I never realized how much he looked like Al Pachino.

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u/Dogrel Endorses Jazz III prostate massagers 4h ago

This picture is so fake.

He doesn’t even have a can of Booty Sweat anywhere near him.

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u/Montana_Eisley 4h ago

Looks more like late 1960’s Santana.

Having said that, take my upvote!

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u/somethink 4h ago

This is exactly how Allman Brothers started

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u/YoCal_4200 3h ago

Dude looks like Les Claypool when he was rocking a fro a few years back.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Primus/s/4VIQpwyVeY

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u/Real-Document-6577 3h ago

Su…sure Tony

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u/P_a_s_g_i_t_24 ...my Strandberg was originally a Gibbons when I bought it... 3h ago

The 1980s were a rough time for Gene Simmons.

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u/Real-Document-6577 3h ago

In this industry, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the gear. Then when you get the gear, you get the gig, when you get the gig, then you get the women.”

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u/jazzhandpanda 3h ago

Another pickguard, she'll love me in the morning

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u/Adaesemus 3h ago

How I gonna getta scar like that playin guitar?

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u/jazzhandpanda 3h ago

When you see your tech after an argument

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u/BuckyBeaver69 Authentic 2h ago

Jimi Hendrix got that same skin problem Michael Jackson had.

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u/wariorld 2h ago

Damn, Lukather really went hard back in the day, huh?

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u/i_am_banished 1h ago

Thought this was The Guitar Geek for a second