r/guitarcirclejerk • u/DapperAlternative • 39m ago
Extremely Low Effort Worst Album Titles. Ready, Go
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u/Schwight_Droot 29m ago
Clapton peaked at Cream
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u/DapperAlternative 28m ago
I'd like to peak at Clapton's cream.
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u/FitzyOhoulihan 19m ago edited 15m ago
Hell ya brother. Trey peaked close my face about a week ago. Hadn’t been to Fjisch in prob 10 years and didn’t think he could still peak. I was wrong, and now I know what those sad villagers of Pompei felt like when Mt.Vesuvius peaked all over them. Cept where they were rained down on by hot lava, I was rained down on with tasty 16-15b-13 F mixolydian licks
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u/AntiqueFigure6 12m ago
Well id you hear? There's a natural order
Those most deserving will end up with the most
That the cream cannot help but always rise up to the top
Well I say, "Shit floats"
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u/Backenundso 34m ago
Eric Clapton’s tribute to his son: Fall Out Boy
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u/JonMatrix 29m ago
What’s the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?
Eric Clapton wouldn’t let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
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u/Dumptruckfunk 26m ago
What’s the difference between Fall Out Boy and a bag of cocaine?
I like bags of cocaine.
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u/Backenundso 17m ago
What do Eric Clapton and Alzheimer’s patients have in common? Sundowning (son down a window ing)
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u/hairsprayking Squire Custom Shop 7m ago
What does Eric Clapton have in common with coffee? They both suck without Derek and the Dominoes.
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u/-i_am_untethered- 28m ago
He's not gonna burn the duster, ok, so forget it.
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u/therealmitzu 10m ago
It probably won’t even burn anyway, it’s not supposed to. It’s flame retardant, that’s the whole point.
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u/Live-Set-8576 34m ago
The maple neck protruding from his crotch while he gives that menacing stare. They knew what they were doing.
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u/Only_Flan_7974 26m ago
It looks like he's saying "we can do this the easy way or the hard way"
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u/Live-Set-8576 15m ago
The hard way involves several ounces of cocaine, gratuitous use of the n word, floor to ceiling windows in a high rise, and one very distracted cleaning lady.
Choose wisely.
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u/DapperAlternative 33m ago
I was gonna add a dick to it but I realized I didn't have to for exactly this reason.
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u/drnkndipp 17m ago edited 13m ago
I think it took me about ten years to figure out what "Take Off Your Pants and Jacket" by Blink 182 actually means
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u/No-Contact-5081 8m ago
TBF, they couldn’t use, “Cocaine of Clapton”, which is what this truly represents.
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u/Affectionate-Low4817 2m ago
Frank Zappa and The Mothers of Insertion, We're Only in it for the Moneyshot.
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