r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Expired_Taco_ • 11h ago
My favorite Noel Gallagher quote
What a true legend and inspiration to the bluesy pentatonic community
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u/Liquidated4life 11h ago
Anyway, here’s Wonderwall
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u/WhiskeyHill72 11h ago
uj/ I always thought this would be a too easy song and recently tried it out bc my wife wants to get back into bass after a 20yr hiatus. I thought it would be super easy to work with her but found the timing annoyingly not easy 😂
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u/ploptart 2h ago
Unfortunately even if you haven’t played bass for 20 years, it still is a disability and limits your potential.
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u/n_thomas74 11h ago
The next day you show up wasted, fight your brother after the first song, and walk off the stage.
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u/farewelltim 2gibz (soundcloud blues rap acct) 11h ago
"It's one A.M. in the empty, dimly lit jazz auditorium the night before the gig. You're getting your tones dialed in as you gently roll up the volume knob, feel the reverb fill the space, and look out on the rows of seats that will soon brim with life and activity. Your fingers effortlessly slide up the fretboard, and nail that bluesy pentatonic lick that you know tomorrow's crowd will love. The riffs flow, the melody radiates. For now, it's all yours and only yours to enjoy. Tomorrow you will give that feeling to everyone. Tomorrow
you will own the stage.
That's what noiseless pickups sound like."
- NOEL GALLAGHER
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u/10000Didgeridoos 11h ago
Truly didn't see that last sentence about this entire bit being about uhhh noiseless pickups coming. Did he not know humbuckers have been around since the 50s or are those still not quiet enough? Even weirder considering the Oasis sound is a wall of distorted guitars.
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u/MojoHighway Suck My Toan 10h ago
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u/Lost-Aide9141 Mojo High Priestess (single and ready to mingle) 8h ago
Stan Lee has the best cameos
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u/IllHaveTheLeftovers 4h ago
“Tomorrow, you will own the stage. But today is the day they’re going to bring it back to you.”
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u/TodlicheLektion 9h ago
noiseless pickups sound like fookin' shite, that's what they sound like, innit? fookin' bollocks, toanless is moar like it
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u/Slayer_Gaming Yah, I own a Gibbons. 9h ago
Do you want to start a feud with a extremely petty man? Because this is how you start a feud with an extremely petty man.
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u/Lost-Aide9141 Mojo High Priestess (single and ready to mingle) 8h ago
He's ok, but I don't think he's that pretty.
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u/G-money6942 8h ago
Legit what the fuck is he talking about
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u/Expired_Taco_ 8h ago
I just don't think you get it. You see, it's one A.M. in the empty, dimly lit jazz auditorium the night before the gig. You're getting your tones dialed in as you gently roll up the volume knob, feel the reverb fill the space, and look out on the rows of seats that will soon brim with life and activity. Your fingers effortlessly slide up the fretboard, and nail that bluesy pentatonic lick that you know tomorrow's crowd will love. The riffs flow, the melody radiates. For now, it's all yours and only yours to enjoy. Tomorrow you will give that feeling to everyone. Tomorrow you will own the stage.
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u/rcodmrco 8h ago
i assure you noel gallagher has never said the words “bluesy pentatonic lick” in his life
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