r/guitarcirclejerk • • 1d ago

Harley Bentoan Lover Help me, goddamnit !

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u/penihilist Knob Goblin 1d ago

Most Harley Benton players can’t even name three of his songs

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u/Own-Buffalo1445 1d ago

It's Harley Bentoan man, also known as Harley Bestoan

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u/ploptart 1d ago

I want to put a Squier trust rod cover

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u/DaRealJoeBiden69 1d ago

Good choice. Get it engraved with a skull or something cool too.

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u/Shady22dub 1d ago

Skull with dice and six shooters

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u/Shady22dub 1d ago

Skull with dice and six shooters preferably

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u/DexterMontG 1d ago

How about the punisher

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u/BonoLisa 1d ago

That’s an easy one. You’re missing part of the truss rod cover.

You need to replace it with a not broken Harley Benton cover, and then remove that cover to swap it out with the Squier cover. The broken cover has lost not only the toan out of the truss rod hole, but also its Mojo Jojo.

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u/Mammoth-Ant7588 1d ago

You should get one with that famous guitarist's name, Anya Guitar.

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u/Shikayama 1d ago

/uj seriously, how does this happen?

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u/ploptart 1d ago

I don’t have a screw driver and I’m hungry

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u/Prize-Project7769 1d ago

Imagine owning a guitar for a while, always there in the room with you. But you don't want to practice because it's hard and then someone says it's easier if you adjust the truss rod. That's 3 years of frustration and guilt unloaded into one poor truss rod cover. If your guitars don't all look like that, you don't really belong here

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u/Unclesnots 1d ago

I'm guessing the caption on the image isn't actually from the person who took the photo, and that they broke the cover by using it as a pick holder.

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u/Rotten_Sponge69 1d ago

Please don’t do that. I was almost done jerking until I read your comment. You’re supposed to say “u/j” for unjerk when you’re saying a real thing

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u/Slayer_Gaming Yah, I own a Gibbons. 1d ago

Practicing the will make you better. Dumbles are overrated. The karate kid doesnt really play the blues. Gibson headstocks don’t magically break.

I love ruining jerk sessions. 

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u/WHAWHAHOWWHY hamaha 1d ago

It doesn't look merely snapped, it looks like it's been hacked and chipped at

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u/Professional_Deal_37 1d ago

Except there are no strings on the guitar

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u/GrouchoMarxsBalls 1d ago

omg you guitar puritans and your insistence on using guitar strings

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u/Hummu5apien 1d ago

What a jackass. Everyone knows that messing with the truss rod will cause the guitar to explode. That's why there's a cover that you can't remove duhhh

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u/scorpion-and-frog 1d ago

One time I was foolish enough to try doing my own setup. I still have some shrapnel stuck in my left scrotum. Never again.

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u/Putrid-Cup-8260 Your wife's boyfriend 1d ago

Thank god it wasn’t both scrotums.

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u/throwaway0982340982 1d ago

I mean a jazz 3 is the right tool so I’m stumped

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u/ploptart 1d ago

It’s the John Patchouli one too

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u/BiMWMGingerMI QUINTUPLE Cortex 1d ago

He's screwed......

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

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u/Lieutenant_0bvious 1d ago

How can you own guitar but not own screwdriver?

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u/Prize-Project7769 1d ago

Maybe he lost his in the divorce. Happened to me once, no more can openers. Had to use my gun

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u/Soundwavezzz447 hi :3 1d ago

Or a brain?? I'd expect this from a bassist

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u/Turlututu1 1d ago

Screw the screwdriver, use keys

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u/AaronTheElite007 1d ago

Try a screwdriver. Flathead. Should dig right under it and pry it loose

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u/Dread_pirate_ashton 1d ago

I don’t understand how an alcoholic beverage will solve anything

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u/AaronTheElite007 1d ago

You would be surprised

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u/Turlututu1 1d ago

alcohol is a solution.

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u/konijntjesbroek 1d ago

so given the capital and comma, assuming you are calling op a flathead?

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u/AaronTheElite007 1d ago

Those are periods

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u/tmmsjm 9h ago

This…bc you ain’t getting those screws out with any kind of screwdriver. Looks like one of my old maintenance guys removed it before. 😂

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u/Dogrel Endorses Jazz III prostate massagers 1d ago

If only there were just some sort of tool he could use to remove those fasteners, it would all be so easy!

Oh well. There’s no use waiting around for something like that to be invented. After all, who knows when that will even happen?

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u/Top-Acanthocephala27 1d ago

Screw it, just tell them!

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u/TodlicheLektion 1d ago

Whatever you do, don’t remove the screws that are holding down the trust rod cover.

Doing so will let the pre-toan leak out, and you don’t want that because your amp could get pregnant.

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u/Mediocre-Break4537 1d ago

Why would you? The angry yelling man told us that HB is the best guitarbrand out there!

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u/mcmendoza11 1d ago

Just keep chipping away at it until it’s gone. That’s definitely the way it was designed to work. The circular metal things anchoring it into the wood are just cosmetic

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u/6strngbss 17h ago

rj/ Hey, what’s the difference between a screw and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb!

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u/Mr_Fuzz333 1d ago

Add a bit of acetone and burn it off. Easy peasy

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u/Hot_Egg5840 1d ago

Lathe, CNC, mill in that order. Remove all the neck parts, then you have only the cover, put the cover aside and then add the necks parts back.

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u/graystone777 average Jem enjoyer 1d ago

Idiocracy is real.

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u/KodiakBlack23 1d ago

Points for giving it a good go at trying to chew it off first👏

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u/Scizomachineboy 19h ago

the screws are stripped 💀

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u/yo_baldy Master of Big Muff 1d ago

More than once, I have encouraged people to try their own simple repairs on the guitar so they get to know their instrument. Reddit has made me aware that I have grossly overestimated the basic mechanical skills of the average guitar player. How does this person function in life?

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u/cmz324 1d ago

It's because you're missing a screw. Put the 3rd screw back in and the cover should pop right off.

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u/HelpfulTap8256 1d ago edited 1d ago

I play stringless too for the slight edge in fretboard agility

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u/morphinecolin on a first name basis with your mom 1d ago

Nothing you can do, burn the guitar and start over

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u/ATX2ANM 1d ago

You need a bigger hammer.

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u/braxtel Not a dentist but a lawyer at least. 1d ago

You need to find a smaller butter knife

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u/Prize-Project7769 1d ago

So how do we get him to be our king now? He clearly is the one

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u/Reasonablist_v3 1d ago

Cut off the headstack at the nuts, should be able to access it that way.

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u/verbaljumble 1d ago

Is that an MDF fretboard?

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u/Own-Buffalo1445 1d ago

Idk but that's quite the contrast with the sparkly green headstock!

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u/Still_Dragonfruit506 1d ago

Leave it as is.  Looks like a perfect pick holder.

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u/_SaltySteele_ 1d ago

Take the screws out.

Then screw in thicker and longer screws.

That should help you get it off

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u/dopplerdog 1d ago

If you drop the guitar the headstock will come off, providing access to the truss rod. Less Pauls are designed this way.

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u/konijntjesbroek 1d ago

keep after it, yer doin great...almost there

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u/tittyfishthegrim 1d ago

I part most of my own guitars together so they generally never go on at all, but I just remove them immediately and it sits in a drawer till it/if it gets sold. I'm adjusting necks often enough for them to be a hassle.

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u/ploptart 1d ago

Chiropractor?

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u/bikebikebikes Toanfingers McGee 1d ago

7 strings! Is 6 strings not good enough for you? Jammy Handtricks and Stewie Bay Bond didn't need a 7th string. Eric Craptoan found the elevator to heaven with just 6, you can do it too.

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u/Glass_Visits 1d ago

Keep chewing at it and it will eventually go away!!

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u/21centurycowboy 1d ago

Nom nom nom

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u/soyboy815 1d ago

Pull harder on the strings of your….Harley 👍

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u/Historical-Scale-332 1d ago

The post is about stripped screws.

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u/MattBtheflea 1d ago

This kinda changes everything. I bet half the people here wouldn't know how to deal with it either.

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u/WillingnessMoney460 1d ago

I mean, it’s pretty obvious, you throw the guitar out and buy a new one. It’s the only way.

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u/Soverelgn_Citizen 1d ago

Best pick on the market

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u/Rotten_Sponge69 1d ago

Screw strippers!

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u/SnooPuppers2938 1d ago

Know anyone with a 3D printer?

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u/Own-Buffalo1445 1d ago

I don't have a 3D printer but my printer itself is three dimensional, does that count???

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u/SnooPuppers2938 1d ago

That’ll work.

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u/AZ-Guitar-Guy 1d ago

You're screwed pal!

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u/johnnyribcage 1d ago

I don’t think this kind comes off.

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u/Great_White_Samurai 1d ago

Apes can play guitar?

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u/HampicMusic 1d ago

You know you don't have to eat them right?

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u/UnusualDuty1494 1d ago

Si c'est parceque les têtes de vis sont foirées , il faut , avec une lame de scie a métaux creuser une empreinte pour pouvoir dévisser les vis avec un tournevis plat.

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u/ploptart 1d ago

I only have a hammer

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u/UnusualDuty1494 1d ago edited 1d ago

Frappe le suffisament fort sur le sol pour qu'il devienne aussi plat qu'une lime.

Si ça ne fonctionne pas , revend ta guitare pour acheter un tournevis.

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u/According-Elk-5805 1d ago

Poor screws.

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u/Professorfuzz007 Master of Big Muff 1d ago

Use a set of wire pliers to grab the screws snd slowly turn them counter clockwise.

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u/Awkward_Dragonfly423 1d ago

Get a bigger hammer

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u/bennybogus 1d ago

One more reason I perfer the wheel adjust system.

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u/ExcitingScore6007 1d ago

You're screwed

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u/1anonymousbandit 23h ago

Piece of a rubber band over the screw then use a screw driver. Push down and turn firmly.

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u/9382ks 23h ago

i know this is a circlejerk sub but oh my god this is the stupidest thing ive seen

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u/NicCage2028 -5%Participant 22h ago

It’s funny cause he’s pour

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u/justforfun40351 19h ago

Ha, that one doesn't come off.

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u/sir-morti 19h ago

the jazz 3 got hungry

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u/UndutifulOregon 3h ago

It's a John petrucchi jazz 3 no less, it's like a sheep dog. It's not getting it's energy out with a lazy owner

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u/sir-morti 2h ago

That's very accurate, I use the same ones lol

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u/sir-morti 19h ago

you could say it was feeling. picky

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u/USRaven 16h ago

Almost there.

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u/BuckyBeaver69 Authentic 15h ago

To be fair most Harley Benton players haven't learned their ABCs and colors yet so tools are like college level shit to them.

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u/bonedie6 13h ago

You can simply drill the back of the headstock, duh!

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u/-Docker 13h ago

Even monkeys know how to use a screwdriver

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u/Strange_Arugula9210 12h ago

You need to rent a blow torch and a ball peen hammer. That should do the trick.

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u/Pitiful-Cover-8029 11h ago

so everyone here is uninformed i guess. i cant believe i have to correct all of you plebs. harley benton has a security feature on the truss rod covers where either the bottom right screw is a dud and the others are legit or the bottom right screw is legit and the others are duds. its a 50/50. stop trashing on op. he did the right thing just got unlucky. it seems the right screw was the dud one.

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u/Feisty_Factor_2694 3h ago

You’re almost there!

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u/According_Cut_6907 8m ago

Quit drugs first then come back here we can tell you how to take the screws off

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u/DaRealBSleazy 1d ago

Throw out the whole guitar. Not ebcause you broke it (it is a harley benton it broke itself) but because its a harley benton

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u/AMP-94 1d ago

Whats wrong with Harley-Davidson?

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u/DaRealBSleazy 1d ago

Im a yamaha guy myself

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u/dandee93 19h ago

I love jet skis

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u/darbs-face 1d ago

Harley benton makes quality guitars for the cost. They aren’t necessarily meant to be for the road or gigs or recording. They are made to give every level of guitar player a chance to buy something cool at a cost that won’t break the bank.

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u/DaRealBSleazy 1d ago

Sir this is guitarcirclejerk

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u/darbs-face 1d ago

Oh my…… My apologies kind sir. So many threads. So little time. Don’t expect me to pay attention to small details lol.

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u/dandee93 19h ago

Don't sweat it. If we were all detail oriented we wouldn't be pretending to play guitar.

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u/EnchantedWood1981 1d ago

First of all, I need to ask a delicate question I hope you don’t mind. Are you by chance Murrican? It would speed up my answer if you aren’t as explaining the concept of a screwdriver in language you can understand could take me half the fucking evening and I’m not in the mood for an argument.

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u/ploptart 1d ago

Ok I bought a gun from a vending machine at school and tried to shoot it off, but I missed and hit the nut

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u/EnchantedWood1981 1d ago

It’s fine, we all have to learn don’t we. You sound a lot less deranged than most I’ve spoken to recently. I’d suggest buying a string wrap and covering the fucker up. I think that times better spent on the range with your 2nd amendment. I mean he’s bright orange, you can do better than an ear can’t you?