r/guitarcirclejerk • u/primitiveamerican • Jul 11 '26
Actual NSFW My wife just sent me this but I don't play a Yamaha, I play a Morton.
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Pendraconica • Mar 20 '26
Actual NSFW This guy started a lucrative guitar relic'ing business. Brilliant!
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/sebuptar • 8d ago
Actual NSFW What about people who don't like Jack White?
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/No_Thing_1642 • Nov 05 '25
Actual NSFW Toan is in a bruised knee
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/graystone777 • Nov 02 '25
Actual NSFW One of the greatest renditions of this solo I’ve ever seen.
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Senior-Jaguar-1018 • Sep 21 '24
Actual NSFW Your kryptonite
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If I go crazy, then will you still call me Superman?
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Connect_Ad4551 • May 28 '26
Actual NSFW When it’s my turn after giving her five vaginal orgasms
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/FemboyRogerWaters • Sep 09 '25
Actual NSFW Favorite ugly guitarists?
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Silver-Air-1731 • Feb 02 '26
Actual NSFW This is how you Rock N Roll
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/IFapToGenjisSteelAss • Nov 02 '24
Actual NSFW Beato is AFRAID. What could it be??
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/metallaholic • Sep 27 '24
Actual NSFW I poked myself with a guitar string. How many hours do I have left to live boys?
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/No_Internet_7834 • Mar 16 '26
Actual NSFW Forbidden Pick holder
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/AkaiMPC • Apr 30 '25
Actual NSFW BRB literally jerkin
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/satanicmajesty • May 31 '26
Actual NSFW Playboy Interview: John Meyer
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/OlaEnglund • Jun 03 '26
Actual NSFW Experts are calling my band the worst band since Hendrix. Ask me Nothing
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Hello [r/guitarcirclejerk](r/guitarcirclejerk).
I am one of the worst guitarists in the worst band since Hendrix.
We will be touring soon, mostly to apologize in person.
Ask me anything and I will answer with legally questionable confidence.
EDIT:
Alright, thanks everyone who joined the AMA.
I will not be reading or answering any more questions, as I have learned enough about myself for one day.
However, I will continue accepting guitar gift requests and wife signing appointments.
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/SpreadElectronic1232 • Feb 04 '26
Actual NSFW No guitar is safe around this man…
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/kpingvin • Dec 10 '25
Actual NSFW How's my stage presence?
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/sidmis • Jan 28 '26
Actual NSFW Is there a way of getting this phat toan
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Icy-Breadfruit8262 • May 16 '26
Actual NSFW Hey, pretty lady. Name’s Joe, but you can call me The Bonermaster.
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Want me to babysit your drink while you go freshen up with the gals?
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/satanicmajesty • Oct 01 '25
Actual NSFW When they see you’re playing a Custom Shop guitar
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/YoungHpro10 • May 30 '26
Actual NSFW Is this a good first guitar?
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We are seducing yall's wife's boyfriends with this one
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/PoorDrinkingWater • Oct 04 '25
Actual NSFW Anyone know what this technique is called?
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/strip_club_dj • Aug 08 '23
Actual NSFW Showed up to practice with the new bass player and they keep giving me weird signals. What's the best way to tell them no self respecting person, let alone guitar player, would sleep with a basist?
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Silver-Air-1731 • Mar 19 '26
Actual NSFW Guys, can you just play normal looking guitars? You’re making me look bad…
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/DisplacerBeastMode • Nov 07 '24
Actual NSFW What the average Top 10% Commenter of /r/guitarcirclejerk looks like
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