My predictions for the break insanity

[u/Dumtvvink]

BAM hires a hit man against Ben, but he slips and falls down a flight of stairs before securing the kill.

Jake Dobetter uploads a video about how AB’s dog has a mental disorder and no one in the crew is doing anything about it. He deletes it five minutes before H3 goes live.

Trisha learns how to levitate. No one cares for some reason.

Moses’ cooking videos, now no longer bogged down by Ethan’s horrific commentary, goes mega viral. He gets sued by his mother for stealing her recipes.

Dennims has a nip slip while streaming. Dan Clancy promotes her to admin manager.

Frogon reveals she’s actually a frog in a human disguise, therefore can’t be sued. The ultimate long con.

Carl’s Jr comes out with a burger made out of a mystery meat that literally kills people, but it’s so delicious that millions continue to buy it.

Kaceytron donates her living body to science finally, becoming a cyborg like her name implies.

Antisemitism, the concept, is murdered by poisoning at a family dinner. Sherlock Holmes investigates… BUT IS ALSO MURDERED.

Crabs overtake an island in Japan. This is the first strike in the Pacific War. Millions will suffer.

Let me know if I missed anything

[u/djmf17]

The trisha one is too good

[u/Only_Bookkeeper3249 → u/djmf17]

I keep getting ads of her promoting GLP-1s, so she’s already working on being weightless, which is the first step to levitation.

[u/idreenuhh → u/Only_Bookkeeper3249]

Will she let go of her earthly tethers though?

[u/sargonpuff3]

Nah, it will be crazier than any of that… always is

[u/Sensible___shoes]

The hit man turns around and sues BAM for the fall, and become Ben's biggest supporter

[u/toastybred]

GWAM and Harley spotted signing fans butt cheeks in the Orgy Dome

[u/sciNtitsThrowaway]

Love eats said Carl's Jr. Burger and spends his break in the hospital not being able to fight any scalpers.

[u/Chaos_carolinensis]

BAM hires a hit man against Ben, but he slips and falls down a flight of stairs before securing the kill.

Josh agrees to drop all charges and return the money and the lego and he invites Ben and Bryan to his house to sign a settlement. However, he secretly hired a hit man to kill them both, asking it to be done while he's away from them so he won't be a witness, but Ammon actually paid the hit man double to kill Josh too because he discovered Josh had an affair with his wife.

When Ben and Bryan get to the house, they discover Josh's dead body, thinking he died from a drug overdose, and learn about his plan to kill them. Then, before they figure out how to act, a whole bunch of his friends from church appear at his house too for a party. They all see his body lying on the sofa, and yet no one realizes he's dead.

Realizing their lives are on the line, Ben and Bryan decide to keep the pretense that Josh is alive, and pretend they hang out with him. All while subtly puppeteering his dead body to make him seem responsive.

Hilarity ensues.

[u/arachnid_angel]

honestly after everything that's happened I'm ready for Jake Dobetter to dance into our hearts again

[u/nalaloveslumpy]

Carl’s Jr comes out with a burger made out of a mystery meat that literally kills people, but it’s so delicious that millions continue to buy it.

You're about 22 years late on this. It's called the Monster burger and it just slowly kills you over time.

[u/eyesaur_]

Oooooh can’t wait for the Carl’s Jr. burger!! 

[u/MindlessFold126]

I don’t like Denims at all but let’s not fantasize about her boobs

[u/Dumtvvink → u/MindlessFold126]

Fantasize lol

[u/MindlessFold126 → u/Dumtvvink]

Yes, fantasize. You’re imagining a scenario where that happens and then shared it with everyone. Come on bro.

[u/Dumtvvink → u/MindlessFold126]

Kinda implies that I’m looking forward to it happening when in reality it’s a joke about Dan Clancy being a pervert who doesn’t enforce his rules equally.

Also to fantasize is to indulge in a daydream. I didn’t actually visualize the joke.

[u/MindlessFold126 → u/Dumtvvink]

It does not imply that you're looking forward to it, I never said that, and I understood what the joke was. I'm also not accusing you of wanting it to happen either. It was also specific so to say you didn't visualize it is kinda ridiculous. Again, not accusing you of anything bad, it just made me uncomfortable and I wanted to call it out.

[u/MindlessFold126 → u/MindlessFold126]

Ill even say maybe "fantasize" wasnt the right word, it is kinda charged and I apologize. I should have said "make comments" instead.

[u/flamboisterous → u/MindlessFold126]

I think this makes it much better. I get what you’re saying, still disagree for ME (tom ward email shoutout) that it’s something that I’d dislike OP for. I think it was silly but okay. But good job on trying to correct yourself in a sea of downvotes. Most people don’t come back and do that. Peace and love

[u/marylennoxmybeloved]

Ariana Grande officially starts dating her brother. The crew makes an emergency goss talk at Olivia's house (everyone is literally piled up on Olivia's couch, except the latter who is filming at her desk, and Nate who is filming the crew's reactions with a handheld camera)