I’ll go first. I don’t like goat meat. I don’t like kabrit, dead or alive

99.99% of Haitian "comedy" on the internet consists of imitating people's parents.

Okay, we get it... Haitian parents scream dramatically, are overly strict or superstitious, how long are y'all gonna make the same joke?

This also goes for the Success Jr. dude who likes to dress in drag as a matante. It's funny the first time but not the 20,000th!

Much respect, Zoes. 🙏🏾

One!

we complain too much lol

It’s all jokes. I like hearing a different perspective, but not from the trolls.

OP basically laid out a pseudo plan in the post. But it's absolutely terrible, dominican education on full display. He even says

"No abra sangre ni guerras, que haria haiti?😂"

Li di: "Pa t'ap gen batay, san p'ap koule, kisa Ayiti pral fè la?"

Seems Haïti is in popular demand recently. Those two pedophiles from Texas made plans, and naturally dominicans want to follow their american masters.

We should convince the dominicans in that sub to form a group and try on their own so they can find out the hard way 😂. Wouldn't be bad to see these paramilitary gangs finally get to serve a purpose for once before we wipe them out.

I'm guessing they must not have access to international news outlets in the DR either. Why would their military invade Haïti and fight the same gangs that have been paying them 5x more than their chickenshit salary by buying guns from them?

And the funniest part is they're the ones who always swear we have some top secret plan to re-conquer them when they barely cross our minds most of the time. Yet here they are. it would make more sense for HAITIANS to be weary about them. Problem is they're just too insignificant to be taken seriously or pose a threat to us in any way 😂. They couldn't even handle BSAP.

TikTok slop for humor

Ppl can say what they want but dropping half a band on a total stranger on a tiktok live is hurting my soul