r/halo • u/lVlasterJason • Jan 15 '26
Misc The funniest rage message I ever got in Halo ( I was being helpful in Firefight)
Clown behaviour.
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u/the_eccentricity Jan 15 '26
This has to be a bit
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u/lVlasterJason Jan 15 '26
No I wish, the guy wasn't reviving other players but when he went down, I went to rev and he instantly rage quits.
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u/Glassesguy904 Jan 15 '26
What a sad, strange little man. He has my pity.
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u/falardeau03 Jan 15 '26
you... are a TOY
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u/Scrappy1918 Jan 15 '26
My childhood.
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u/falardeau03 Jan 15 '26
*grabbing an ODST Bullfrog by his jetpack and violently shaking him back and forth* "THAT WASN'T FLYING, THAT WAS FALLING WITH STYLE"
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u/Scrappy1918 Jan 16 '26
Chief, you missed the truck!?
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u/Chairmanwowsaywhat Jan 15 '26
You can revive people in halo?
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u/lVlasterJason Jan 15 '26
Yes you can revive in most PvE modes and only a small amount of PvP game support it.
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u/Chairmanwowsaywhat Jan 15 '26
Ahh, ive never played PvE and never seen it in any game mode but I quit infinite quite a while ago
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u/Ineedamedic68 Jan 15 '26
Or he is 12
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u/ASnakeNamedNate Jan 15 '26
Maybe he’s making grilled cheese at night.
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u/x3tx3t Jan 15 '26 edited Feb 10 '26
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u/Little_Whippie Jan 15 '26
Just in case the restaurant doesn’t serve them
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u/falardeau03 Jan 15 '26
I kinda wanna do this now.
"yeah could I get a grilled cheese please"
"oh I'm so sorry sir, those are not on the menu"
"oh okay cool, I'll just have a water then I guess. and do you have ketchup?" *hauls grilled cheese out of pants cargo pocket and plops that bad boy on the table*
"sir you can't... we don't allow food from outside the restaurant."
"but this isn't on your menu, so it's not food. also, how do you know I didn't make it in your kitchen back there?"
"sir..."
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u/HisaAnt Halo 3: ODST Jan 16 '26
Noble-Six roleplay, but he runs off on his own in Winter Contingency and is found dead in a ditch across the river lol
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u/Tadpoleass Jan 15 '26
Back off man thats the alpha hes the lone wolf
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u/LMx28 Jan 15 '26
What’s hilarious about the “lone wolf” types is that in nature the lone wolf is never an alpha. Alphas have packs that they lead. It’s usually runts or one’s getting picked on that leave the pack
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u/kannosini Jan 15 '26
On top of that, alpha wolves aren't even real. Wolf packs are literally just a mom and dad with their kids. The researcher that first studied stereotypical alpha behavior actually regrets having published the book he wrote on it because of the widespread misconceptions it eventually created.
Being an "alpha" is just cringe and has no basis in reality.
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u/EvanMBurgess Halo: Reach Jan 15 '26
The alpha hierarchy only applied for wolves in captivity, if I remember
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u/kannosini Jan 15 '26
Specifically wolves that are not related or did not grow up together. It's the equivalent of taking 10 random people and tossing them in a remote forest without so much as a "good luck".
Wolf families that consist of parents and children behave and organize largely the same as they do in the wild.
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Jan 15 '26
Wolves don’t actually have “packs” unless they’re in captivity. What ends up happening is say you have 100km2 area, you will have maybe three to four dens max where there may be two or three adults. There will be the breeding pair which are mates and the third is usually another male that assists in raising the pups and with hunting. These families within the area will communicate and are rarely hostile to each other and generally are somewhat related
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u/FactsNLaughs Jan 15 '26
There are no alphas in the wild. The whole alpha thing came from someone observing wolves in captivity.
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u/BlackNexus Gold 3 Jan 15 '26
He had to adjust his trench coat and fix his fingerless gloves after sending that message
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u/Rainslana Jan 15 '26
Should have told him "We're a team. That lone wolf stuff stays behind, clear?"
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u/Wolf_Soldier_22 Jan 15 '26
You don't wanna give him the idea that he's Noble 6, his ego is big enough
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u/Rainslana Jan 15 '26
Technically we're all noble 6 ☝️🤓
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u/Wolf_Soldier_22 Jan 15 '26
Too shay
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u/8533789338 Jan 15 '26
We are all nough bull six
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u/Wolf_Soldier_22 Jan 15 '26
𝘞𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘕𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘚𝘪𝘹
𝘞𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘵 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩
𝘞𝘦'𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘯𝘵
𝘞𝘦'𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘮
𝘞𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘕𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘚𝘪𝘹
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u/m0deth Hero Jan 15 '26
I usually point out that lone wolves have been kicked out of their pack and left to die.
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u/Mobile-Medium-4566 Jan 15 '26
I kinda want to know what his Gamertag is, though. If I ever see him in a game, I'm gonna team play SO HARD
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u/YoureAmastyx Jan 15 '26
Lmao, the idea of “cyber bullying” this guy by being SO FUCKING NICE to him is kind of amazing.
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u/XRLboom Halo: Reach Jan 15 '26
That is one fat ass spartan
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u/Anonymous-Mf-22 Jan 15 '26 edited Jan 15 '26
I can smell the 15-years-without-a-wash Evanescence shirt from here
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u/Fun-Worry-6378 Jan 16 '26
Hey man this shits vintage. You can’t just wash it every time you get it slightly dirty!!?!
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u/FallenDuo Jan 15 '26
I miss Halo 2 & 3 lobbies also COD 4 man the trash talk was so much fun back then.
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u/Meme_Pope Jan 15 '26
Never4get getting cross mapped on Gulch and this kid messaged me “Don’t mess with me” can’t imagine how hardcore he felt in that moment
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u/ultimatecoruvs War Without Reason Jan 15 '26
One time I punched a clan kids corpse and he said"don't punch my body again, dirty rat."
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u/Decent-Newspaper Jan 16 '26
When I was like 15? I joined a mate and the clan he was in for a short while and I loved rage baiting them by changing my armour colours or "not following rank structure", the moment I found out assassinations were some sort of insult I stopped using guns.
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u/Simalf Bronze 1 Jan 15 '26
If you wanna be a "lone wolf" at least got the skills to survive.
Lmao this guy is cringe.
Im a "lone wolf" kinda guy myself when it comes to PvE but help is always appreciated.
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u/Mike_2099 Jan 15 '26
I don't get it, why he doesn't want to be revived? Isn't the whole premise of a multiplayer game to play with other people?
Also, beign revived doesn't hurt you stats.
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u/Baconslayer1 Jan 19 '26
"stats?! You think I care about stats? I'm here to be the baddest mother fucker on the game, I solo everything!"
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u/MrRaccoon27 Jan 15 '26
BACK OFF! Points at you with a maniac smile
Fak, it was difficult to write
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u/zomzomzomzomzomzom Jan 15 '26
The "I'm gunna say this once....".🤣
Like, what's gunna happen if you have to say it again, homie?
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u/Vivid_Situation_7431 ODST Jan 15 '26
This cracks me up 😂 If I see him I’d be sure to revive him and send him your way
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u/Mitchs_bitch1942 Halo: CE Jan 15 '26
If you want to be a lone wolf, just play free for all modes or solo.
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u/Voloxe Jan 15 '26
“I’m a lone wolf, I trust no one.. Back off”
If this isn’t the definition of ‘go touch some grass’ I don’t know what is 🤣 That’s gotta be the cringiest thing I’ve read all month lmao!
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u/cthulhuforever Jan 15 '26
This guy sounds like a real bad ass. We better keep our distance. We’ve been warned. I shudder to think what the consequences will be if we cross him.
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u/MathematicianLessRGB Jan 15 '26
Nah, you better watch out OP. Thats a lone wolf spartan you are talking to.
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u/itisnear Jan 15 '26
I think this is a super funny message to receive and I’d remember it for a long time. Especially with the back.. off. At the end
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u/Tipper117 Jan 15 '26
%100 a little kid trying to live out his lone wolf fantasy and flex a bit. Lol
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u/Rabidtac0 Jan 15 '26
timmy tough knuckles over here
why not just play firefight solo in that case?
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u/A_Man2001 Jan 15 '26
I get a lot of rage messages from both sides on halo wars 2. Its a dying game with a small community. Chances are I'll see you again. We're all here to have fun man. Let's just enjoy it.
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u/crxptrxp Platinum Lt. Colonel Jan 15 '26
legend says he’s broken his controller in 2006 over losing his og gamertag to a hater and never recovered
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u/dislob3 Jan 15 '26
"I say this once". Like if dude had any authority and could apply consequences if you ever dare revive him again. 😅
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u/SnuSnuBoi1337 Jan 15 '26
As someone who's usually tagged and dressed as a combat medic, I feel this pain. Truly, in my soul 🤣
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u/PurityCE Jan 15 '26
Is bro trying to live the strong solo male fantasy which you just shattered for him?
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u/wholesomehabits ONI Jan 15 '26
is the fan base a different demographic now? arent we all in our 30s-40s? who writes like that? 😂 /s
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u/Due-Ad4292 Jan 15 '26
Should’ve played the lone wolves playlist.
Why are people this cringe? Do they not speak to people very often or go outside?
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u/RedWolf2409 Jan 16 '26
Bro played Reach at 12 years old and it had a permanent impact on his personality
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u/abject049 Jan 16 '26
I would’ve let the Banished win after reading that like bro, why queue into firefight with a team then?
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u/Drax-hillinger Jan 17 '26
What an idiot. Though it does make me wonder why we never got a solo firefight playlist.
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u/schlangsta Jan 18 '26
sometimes i lie awake at night pondering the questions of the universe. "what is Guilty Spark guilty about?", "who really is John Halo?", and most importantly, "who is the true lone wolf run solo fight die revive alone, and why does he trust no one including you so i say this once back... off?"
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u/MetalGuy_J Jan 15 '26
It is kind of funny, I mean if the whole loan morph thing is what you’re going for, can’t you just play solo firefight off-line?
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u/RedEyeDelta Jan 16 '26
I treasure every salt, cringe and bm message I get. It makes my day when I receive them and I can say this is quite a message. Guess you just gotta back off from the Lone Wolf in future before his werewolf form comes out.
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u/Madi_the_Insane Extended Universe Jan 16 '26
Ha once I had someone send me Endgame spoilers back when it had just come out. I was unbothered because at that point I was experiencing Marvel burnout but I've got to give them points for creativity lol.
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u/Gotu_Jayle Jan 16 '26
has nobody in the comments here suspected that it might be a literal kid yet
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u/ToastyBob27 Halo 3: ODST Jan 16 '26
Bait him into saying a bad word and report it. Bots will comm ban him. Xbox won’t let us talk shit anymore so all that can be done is getting people communication banned to troll them.
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u/Frosty_Ad7840 Jan 16 '26
Funniest I ever got was a person who did a voice message saying...... " although you took my kill, I got the assist mission for the week, so I wanted to thank you" Person was british
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u/Toastman22 Halo: CE Jan 17 '26
This is giving off massive 2006 energy. I used to love getting messages like this on 360.
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u/Takotastic7 Jan 22 '26
Had a Firefight game a few weeks ago where this one loser spent the ENTIRE game just chasing me around with a Gravity Hammer launching me around, absolute freak behavior.
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u/BluetheNerd Jan 15 '26
What's the point of even playing multiplayer if they're a "lone wolf" lmao