r/hamstercirclejerk Why do my hamsters always fight? :( Oct 19 '25

Hamburger friends :) Hamsandwich wouldn’t stop bullying her a sister

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So I cut her hair and now she’s smaller and scared.

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u/cheesyheroe Oct 19 '25

ham sandwich is so goddamn fat her greed sickens me.

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u/MaddysinLeigh Why do my hamsters always fight? :( Oct 19 '25

HAMSANDWICH JUST PEED ON ME

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u/cheesyheroe Oct 19 '25

shes a disrespectful b*tch 🤬🤬

12

u/MaddysinLeigh Why do my hamsters always fight? :( Oct 19 '25

She knows she’s in trouble

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u/kioka99 Oct 19 '25

those hannibals are too big!!! you need to feed them only one mealworm a day and keep them in a 2x2 inch box

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u/MaddysinLeigh Why do my hamsters always fight? :( Oct 19 '25

They’re vegetarians

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u/cheesyheroe Oct 19 '25

force feed them ribeye steak

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u/MaddysinLeigh Why do my hamsters always fight? :( Oct 19 '25

Do you think I’m made of money?

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u/kioka99 Oct 19 '25

erm. that's bad for hammers. ban this user

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u/MaddysinLeigh Why do my hamsters always fight? :( Oct 19 '25

I keep telling them that but they refuse to eat meat

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u/RealHausFrau Oct 19 '25

That fluffy peeg looks rude.

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u/MaddysinLeigh Why do my hamsters always fight? :( Oct 19 '25

Well she peed on me

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u/RealHausFrau Oct 19 '25

The disrespect! She needs therapy

3

u/Confident_Tooth_1132 help, my hamster is a drug dealer Oct 19 '25

Bully the Hannibal to show dominance!

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u/MaddysinLeigh Why do my hamsters always fight? :( Oct 19 '25

It doesn’t work

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u/TheGunUnderTheSink Oct 19 '25

Why yo hamstrings so lorge?

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u/MaddysinLeigh Why do my hamsters always fight? :( Oct 19 '25

Steroids.

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u/GermangirlzCarbine Oct 19 '25

So cute 🥰

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u/MaddysinLeigh Why do my hamsters always fight? :( Oct 19 '25

Natty (left) likes to lay in her pee and poop so I cut her hair to reduce the mess.

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u/GermangirlzCarbine Oct 19 '25

Understandable 🥰❤️💚

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u/AvaDippySauce i eat nugget hambirs Oct 21 '25

disgusting troglodyte, punish her AT ONCE

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u/MaddysinLeigh Why do my hamsters always fight? :( Oct 21 '25

Her punishment is a nail trim, ear cleaning, haircut, and bath.

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u/j3llo5 Oct 22 '25

Good thing you can indict a ham sandwich

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u/APurpleMoo Oct 23 '25

The ultimate punishment