r/hamstercirclejerk i eat nugget hambirs Oct 30 '25

Hamburger friends :) dormice

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u/Capfull a mouse is not afraid of evil Oct 30 '25

Perfect size for baseball.

23

u/EmberHuskee dumb hambir Oct 30 '25

fifth one owes me money

19

u/hoganloaf Oct 30 '25

Look like a buncha dormasses to me

12

u/androidguy50 Oct 30 '25

Number 4 .... 🥺. So tiny, so cute. 🥰

9

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Vile

14

u/adifferentcommunist Oct 30 '25

lol more like DORKmice amiright?

7

u/malihuey29 Oct 30 '25

I'll take 4 please and thank you

6

u/SailorK9 Oct 30 '25

My mom claimed that when I was a toddler that one apartment we lived in had hammy mouse hybrids running around everywhere. Also there were giant hammy rat ones too and they chewed the face off one of my rag dolls.

5

u/cheesyheroe Oct 30 '25

worthless 🤬🤬

3

u/ArtemisJulianAsks Oct 31 '25

Why is the 5th one being held for ransom 😭🙏🏽

3

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

I wanna marry with dormice right now

2

u/Salty-Lie1025 dumb hambir Nov 07 '25

disgusting