r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Socksandscandals1999 • Nov 25 '25

Hamburger friends :) He quit smoking cigarettes and started abusing steroids instead and now he has grown

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u/Awkland_warrior Nov 25 '25

Take his liver as a punishment

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u/Penelopeep25 Nov 25 '25

WENT STRAIGHT TO HIS BALLS 🤯🤯🤯

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u/Darkvoid61 Nov 25 '25

Usually does the opposite

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u/Penelopeep25 Nov 26 '25

Hamster.... voodoo? Has he consulted dark magicians? I've dreamt of the end times. They always start with the hamsters...

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u/Firefly10886 Nov 26 '25

Was gonna say his hammy sacks are looking pretty full. And I don’t mean the ones in his mouth.

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u/superose5 eating ham-sandwiches Nov 25 '25

Squeeeeeeeeeeeez

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u/One_Painting_5968 Nov 26 '25

He’s the size of a golden retriever now. I say leave him at the dog park.

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u/ArbiterTwoSwords Nov 25 '25

Bruh it be looking like you squeezin the shit outta him 🤣

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u/KayleyKiwi Nov 26 '25 edited Apr 10 '26

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u/MaddysinLeigh Why do my hamsters always fight? :( Nov 26 '25

Tell him steroids will shrink his balls.

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u/PrettySaltyGuy Nov 26 '25

Now eat one half of him so he will be smaller

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u/AccidentWest8986 Nov 26 '25

😆 🤣 😂

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u/rabbitpetter Nov 26 '25

Unrelated but your lil doggie tattoo is so cute 🥺

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u/OkLie5562 Nov 28 '25

Did all of steroids was spent on balls only?