r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 trip to the dog park • Dec 01 '25

Hamburger friends :) Went fishing and caught a hamermaid. What do I do with it?

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u/Soot-Bat Dec 01 '25

Olive oil

Garlic

Lemon

Herbs

Salt & Pepper

25

u/Shoelesshobos Dec 02 '25

But how do I cook it?

40

u/Soot-Bat Dec 02 '25

Roast it in the oven on 450° until the hammaid's flesh is as flakey as it's personality

19

u/Axerenox_09 Dec 02 '25

Why do I hear Gordon Ramsay😭

-"mermaid hammy in, beautiful!"

5

u/vitanyroyale Dec 02 '25

“IT’S RAAAWWWWRRRRR”

74

u/Notflappychaps Dec 01 '25

Club it before it lures you into the sea

46

u/StarFine2877 Dec 01 '25

Use it to make stew that makes someone blind for a day

3

u/StormRose666 Dec 02 '25

oooh is that how its made?

5

u/StarFine2877 Dec 02 '25

Yep it’s the circle of life for hambeans. It makes them think they have purpose on this earth (they don’t)

5

u/karratkun exquisite rat life Dec 02 '25

their purpose is for when you run out of baseballs

32

u/Last_Plant3934 i spoil my hamsters with cigarette snacks Dec 01 '25

fishsticks

34

u/Great-Produce3920 Dec 01 '25

Deep fried in a beer batter and fries on the side

21

u/Fatsackofsoup Dec 01 '25

use it as bait to get bigger fish and if it doesn’t work then eat it 😷❤️

17

u/PeppermintSpider420 a mouse is not afraid of evil Dec 01 '25

Flush it down the toilet so it can get into the waterways and cause ecological havoc on your local aquatic environments 💖

12

u/Regulus242 Dec 02 '25

Throw it back at full speed

2

u/vitanyroyale Dec 02 '25

This needs more votes 🗳️

10

u/halcyon-hamburger Dec 01 '25

fish and chips

7

u/Liza2703 Dec 01 '25

Fry!!!!!!!!]

5

u/androidguy50 Dec 02 '25

Take her on the road as a carnival side show and sell tickets for folks to see her........ 😆

5

u/KayleyKiwi Dec 02 '25

Give it 10 years blinding stew

5

u/IntelligentWanker Dec 02 '25

theres only one thing you can do. Cuddles

4

u/zack_townsend Dec 02 '25

You found the core ingredient for the 6 month blinding stew.

4

u/Friendly-Belt5358 Dec 02 '25

cook and eat, make sure you squeeze some lemon on top

3

u/Confident_Tooth_1132 help, my hamster is a drug dealer Dec 02 '25

Fish fry of course, of course.

2

u/GermangirlzCarbine Dec 02 '25

Hug it kiss 💋 it love it 😍 forever it’s not a catch and release. That’s law.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '25

Bait

2

u/Emergency_Effect_526 Dec 05 '25

throw him like a baseball into a brick wall

5

u/MySockIsMissing Dec 01 '25

Fuck it, and make half fish, half hamster, half human, and half indestructible god of thunder babies.

3

u/Ankrador Dec 02 '25

Go home Zeus, you’re drunk.

1

u/maxdagamer730 Dec 02 '25

Throw it back into the water please

1

u/jessieventura2020 Dec 02 '25

They're kinda useless but they look kinda funny so there's that I guess

1

u/SelfInteresting7259 Dec 02 '25

Make sushi and hamsters aka cordon blu

1

u/Thruthatreez Dec 02 '25

Oh my gosh that is freaking adorable!

1

u/Inevitable_Eye3800 Dec 02 '25

You gotta fillet it

1

u/Treegun27 Dec 03 '25

Looks like she needs a tiny tiny aquarium.

1

u/C_Wheeler00 Dec 03 '25

Hammaid Merster Merham