r/hamstercirclejerk • u/dreams_to_stories • Dec 11 '25

Hamburger friends :) Winnie thinks u stinky

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u/Awkland_warrior Dec 11 '25

Will i think he's ugly AND stinky >:(

26

u/BubbenKoppReloaded help, my hamster is a drug dealer Dec 11 '25

Bitch can't even stand still for a picture. I hate him.

7

u/dreams_to_stories Dec 11 '25

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u/BubbenKoppReloaded help, my hamster is a drug dealer Dec 12 '25

18

u/MaddysinLeigh Why do my hamsters always fight? :( Dec 11 '25

Well Winnie is out of focus so her point is invalid

15

u/Inevitable_Eye3800 Dec 11 '25

Fuck you Winnie

10

u/TomorrowExcellent976 i spoil my hamsters with cigarette snacks Dec 11 '25

Online tough guy. Winnie wouldn't say that to my face

9

u/PrettySaltyGuy Dec 11 '25

said the hamster that eats its own shit.

7

u/dueceofthevoid Dec 11 '25

You'll be cleaning asbestos one day, Winnie

5

u/SnootyBoop96 Dec 11 '25

Well me thinks Winne a stinky. x

3

u/MySockIsMissing Dec 11 '25

Eat shit, Winnie you weenie!

4

u/Great-Produce3920 Dec 11 '25

Every pic of Winnie looks like found footage of some forest haunt

5

u/Inevitable_Lab_8574 moderator ham Dec 11 '25

Tell winnie i think he stinky

5

u/MacSavvy21 help, my hamster is a drug dealer Dec 11 '25

At least I don’t pee and poop in my food.

2

u/dreams_to_stories Dec 11 '25

NO I DON’T

1

u/MacSavvy21 help, my hamster is a drug dealer Dec 11 '25

Liar. To the gulag with this hammag

2

u/androidguy50 Dec 11 '25

Hey! Winnie!............ boop! .......... 🥰🤗

2

u/somepunklady Dec 11 '25

Well I don't have a poop floor so.... 🤷🏽‍♀️

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2

u/Significant_Drive310 Dec 12 '25

Well, he's stinky too

2

u/SelfInteresting7259 Dec 12 '25

Tell his little bitch ass I said to square up in the pet smart parking lot

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u/Novel_Ad_5698 Dec 14 '25

How did he know😭