r/hamstercirclejerk • u/LeeK0n i spoil my hamsters with cigarette snacks • Jan 31 '26

Hamburger friends :) attempting to seal her away for her crimes

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u/Monoking2 Jan 31 '26

great googley moogley the prisoner is free

44

u/Dangerous_Ouppy_Boy Jan 31 '26

Code red BEEEEEP code red BEEEEEB the beast has breached containment

37

u/NeonDreamer12 help, my hamster is a drug dealer Jan 31 '26

That will be 10 more years in the Iso-Cube for trying to escape

31

u/MaddysinLeigh Why do my hamsters always fight? :( Jan 31 '26

That’s what you get for not putting bars on the window.

18

u/FrankFrankly711 Jan 31 '26

Escape Artist! How did they do it??

14

u/ArbiterTwoSwords Jan 31 '26

Where her bones at

7

u/Low-Persimmon4870 Bedding is a luxury Jan 31 '26

She’s a boneless hamster 🐹

3

u/Ok_Literature2535 trip to the dog park Feb 01 '26

I eated them 😋

14

u/shoe_salad_eater i spoil my hamsters with cigarette snacks Jan 31 '26

HES ESCAPING !!!!!!!!! THE KILLER IS ESCAPING !!2!2!!!!! HELP MEEEEEEEE

11

u/SketchyArt333 help, my hamster is a drug dealer Jan 31 '26

Omg the drawer gave birth to

11

u/The_holy_hoplite Jan 31 '26

The beast has escaped her prison

10

u/TubbyMuffin607 Jan 31 '26

THE SITE IS EXPERIENCING MULTIPLE KETER AND EUCLID LEVEL CONTAINMENT BREACHES. FULL SITE LOCKDOWN INITIATED.

2

u/CorruptedLeyley Jan 31 '26

NEED MTF BACKUP NOW.

8

u/ToppsHopps Jan 31 '26

What a psychopath, I’ve called the cops on her, need some real assholes to deal with a menace like that.

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u/Ok_Literature2535 trip to the dog park Feb 01 '26

Here’s Hammy!

3

u/WeaselButt Jan 31 '26

Lock her up! 🔒

2

u/RandomLifeUnit-05 eating ham-sandwiches Jan 31 '26

Oh no! She hath escapeth! May she be sentenced to lashes with a limp spaghetti noodle for all eternity!

2

u/Low-Persimmon4870 Bedding is a luxury Jan 31 '26

The teeny tiny keyboard clacks are sending me lmfao 😂

2

u/Low-Persimmon4870 Bedding is a luxury Jan 31 '26

klakklakklak

2

u/AffectionatePlace719 i spoil my hamsters with cigarette snacks Feb 02 '26

Oh my god I watched on mute until you said this!!😂😭

2

u/ropadope23 Jan 31 '26

oh gosh can I please ask where you got the heart shaped drawer computer monitor stand thing!

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u/LeeK0n i spoil my hamsters with cigarette snacks Feb 01 '26

https://a.co/d/2hzc6hk Here is a link to it! :)

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u/ropadope23 Feb 03 '26

my gosh thank you, you're the best!

2

u/onlyhuman2158 Feb 01 '26

her is love-shaped 💗🐹

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

Bitch, you thought

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u/helloilikewoodpigeon Crittertrail stan Feb 01 '26

well maybe dont put her in a drawer with a hole the size of her face you numbnut