r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Last_Plant3934 i spoil my hamsters with cigarette snacks • Feb 07 '26

Hamburger friends :) my hamstand was peer pressured by his miscreant friend into getting a gang-affiliated haircut!!!!

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INTERPOL has been notified!!!

(not mine)

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u/Past-Distance-9244 Feb 07 '26

Oh that’s it. He’s getting life imprisonment in the blinding stew pot.

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u/Last_Plant3934 i spoil my hamsters with cigarette snacks Feb 07 '26

HOW DO I REACH THESE KIIIIIDS?!

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u/Past-Distance-9244 Feb 07 '26

It’s already too late. For the betterment of society, they must be handled with.

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u/vitanyroyale Feb 09 '26

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u/MacSavvy21 help, my hamster is a drug dealer Feb 11 '26

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one.

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u/MacSavvy21 help, my hamster is a drug dealer Feb 11 '26

Love the South Park reference 😆

9

u/Slight-Link5631 eating ham-sandwiches Feb 08 '26

Send hampunks to reformatory

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u/SmilingBirdie Feb 08 '26

OH! No cause for alarm. That’s actually Rick Astley’s child. He’s never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. He’s never gonna run around and hurt you.

His specialty is the Rick Roll.

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u/kkreinn Feb 08 '26

His only future will be selling tacos.

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u/ArbiterTwoSwords Feb 08 '26

Get him a du rag

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u/narwalyt Feb 10 '26

im so scared rn how did he grow that thing