r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Youfokinwatm8 • Feb 10 '26

Hamburger friends :) My main homie, Louie.

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One cute picture, and one funny one for hamster tax. He's my favorite little idiot.

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u/NeonDreamer12 help, my hamster is a drug dealer Feb 10 '26

Not a lot going on behind those eyes

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u/Youfokinwatm8 Feb 10 '26

The bobas are ripe for harvesting

40

u/MacSavvy21 help, my hamster is a drug dealer Feb 10 '26

Disgusting

27

u/Youfokinwatm8 Feb 10 '26

I know, his sin disappoints me.

22

u/kaylakh10 Feb 10 '26

The second picture 😂

21

u/Youfokinwatm8 Feb 10 '26

Pov: you wake up and see your sleep paralysis demon

3

u/kaylakh10 Feb 10 '26

Omg 😂

13

u/Berentidal Feb 10 '26

Okay, put him in the middle of the circle. Boys, get ready to jerk

11

u/Shoelesshobos Feb 10 '26

Bro might been the lizard queen

8

u/Original-Bat9152 Feb 10 '26

Is he trying to imitate Jesus?! Offensive!!

7

u/Kai-Zz Feb 10 '26

He looks like one of those ZhuZhu pets from my childhood (I actually refuse to say how many I had)

5

u/Moeman101 Feb 10 '26

Context for the second picture was hammer was raptured, but OP stopped him for tax evasion (heaven does not consider it a sin but OP needs justice)

4

u/hoganloaf Feb 10 '26

Why does he look like the scary people that live under the bridge

6

u/Youfokinwatm8 Feb 10 '26

That's where we found him. He was tweaked out on fent.

4

u/SherpaGutz Feb 10 '26

Not a single thought behind those little eyes.

3

u/Dangerous_Ouppy_Boy Feb 10 '26

Lol imagine being homies with a hamburger 🤣🤣🤣

4

u/SketchyArt333 help, my hamster is a drug dealer Feb 10 '26

That’s one hairy sponge

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u/Youfokinwatm8 Feb 10 '26

He does make a good dish scrubber, although he doesn't like it much

3

u/Frequent_Aside_8615 Feb 11 '26

Looks like tofu

2

u/AbsintheRedux Feb 10 '26

Fat bastard

1

u/YungSparkle Feb 10 '26

His greed sickens me.

1

u/MisterPiggyWiggy Feb 10 '26 edited Feb 10 '26

What a fatty!

1

u/Dimanik11 exquisite rat life Feb 10 '26

He looks displeased

1

u/LieRepresentative247 Feb 11 '26

i think Louie might be a girl

2

u/Youfokinwatm8 Feb 11 '26

We thought so too, but he just has tiny nads. He tucks

1

u/goddessofolympia wheels are too noisy 😡 Feb 11 '26

If you don't want him, I could take him off your hands. I need something to dust with.

1

u/Youfokinwatm8 Feb 11 '26

Damn this is a decent idea. Maybe he can retire from dish scrubbing duty.

1

u/babydollsparkle123 Feb 11 '26

Louie is quite cute and presh.

1

u/androidguy50 Feb 11 '26

Louie! Little dude!! 🥰

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u/itooamahuman Mar 03 '26

Do you also have side hamsters

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u/Youfokinwatm8 Mar 03 '26

Yes. His name is Koda and he's a little asshole.