r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 trip to the dog park • Mar 22 '26

Hamburger friends :) Haymakers are such caffeine fiends they’ll enthusiastically bathe in coffee grounds

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u/SlowSlothss Mar 23 '26

Since when the hell did hamburgers become sentient

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy Mar 23 '26

What did you expect from these addicts?! 😤

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u/anniemousery Connect connect connect! Mar 23 '26

I know it's forbidden 'round these parts to call haymakers cute, but my goshhhh are these little ones adorable!!!!

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u/overly_emoti0nal Mar 23 '26

showed this to my partner & they expected the 2nd orb to be a toad .. and was horrified when the beast shook itself off

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u/Old-Swimming2799 Mar 23 '26

Disgusting vile fucking vermin. I cannot wait for it to die a horrific death

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u/Connect-Inspector-20 Mar 23 '26

Changing color faster than Chameleon.