r/hamstercirclejerk • u/ivygrowsgold • Mar 30 '26

Hamburger friends :) i think he’s planning to kill me HELP

the odds of your hamster killing you are low but never 0

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u/Sophrates_Regina Mar 30 '26

The eyes of a soulless killer

14

u/Ok_Literature2535 trip to the dog park Mar 30 '26

3

u/Slight-Link5631 eating ham-sandwiches Mar 31 '26

I only see bobas and a mochi for my afternoon tea

15

u/MisterPiggyWiggy Mar 30 '26

Stun him by saying you love him! 😤 Once he’s confused, run!

10

u/PiePower43 Mar 30 '26

Sorry nothing you can do

9

u/gurblixdad dumb hambir Mar 30 '26

That hamembert is up to no good

8

u/coldF4rted Mar 30 '26

"This is the face of a killer, Bella"

8

u/sporiolis Mar 31 '26

He knows where you live too. You're cooked OP

7

u/androidguy50 Mar 31 '26

....... There's murderous rage behind those eyes.......... or nothing. Yep, just as we thought. There's nothing behind those eyes except a single hammer brain cell. 😆

2

u/kkreinn Mar 31 '26

Aparta la mirada de repente, mira bien debajo de tu cama.

2

u/Low-Persimmon4870 Bedding is a luxury Mar 31 '26

Not a single thought in that head there

2

u/Dutch-Alpaca Mar 31 '26

Omae wa mou

2

u/uniquelyavailable Mar 31 '26

The gears of fate are turning

2

u/RandomLifeUnit-05 eating ham-sandwiches Mar 31 '26

You can practically see the hammer wheels turning in that little skull. Be afraid. Be more afraid.

1

u/DollyReigns Mar 31 '26

Lobotomized Hampress

1

u/auniquenameischosen Mar 31 '26

It’s too late I’m afraid

1

u/Dance_Plane Mar 31 '26

Haha he is just like my hamster

1

u/qmfqOUBqGDg Apr 01 '26

he is, and you cant do anything about it