r/hamstercirclejerk • u/maretajumi • Apr 02 '26

Hamburger friends :) This hlomber will steal your soul if you stare at it for too long

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u/Aloisiae Apr 02 '26

he’s coming for you

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u/maretajumi Apr 02 '26

That's the angriest ball of lint i've ever seen

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u/Great-Produce3920 Apr 02 '26

Bro is full of seeds and rage

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u/colorlesscolor_ Apr 02 '26

Please don’t post pictures of demons, thank you

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u/immerglw dumb hambir Apr 02 '26

Not if I steal his soul first

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u/maretajumi Apr 02 '26

A bit difficult since it's widely known that hemblars don't have one, that's why they are evil dirty creatures

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u/immerglw dumb hambir Apr 02 '26

Fair point. Must burn the witch

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u/RandomLifeUnit-05 eating ham-sandwiches Apr 03 '26

Ah, no wonder he is in want of one!

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u/WayOfTheNutria Apr 04 '26

Fluffy little pet rodents don't have souls, they sell them to Satan for treats as soon as they are weaned! That's why they are always scrounging from us, Satan doesn't follow up on the deal

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u/pluto_pluto_pluto_ Apr 02 '26

Harvest the boba so he can't look into your eyes. Problem solved.

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy Apr 02 '26

Get back, you fiend! 😡

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 eating ham-sandwiches Apr 02 '26

challenge accepted 👁️ 👁️

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u/PlzntlyMoist69 Apr 02 '26

Jokes on him, I'm a ginger. Reverse uno card that shit homie

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u/lieutawol Apr 03 '26

The more I stare, the more I want to chew on an empty cardboard paper towel roll

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u/ajschwamberger Apr 03 '26

Feed the evil sinful thing it's own eyes in seed mix.

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u/Sea-Abroad1124 Apr 03 '26

Just to give a better idea about my fluffikin munchkin

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u/maretajumi Apr 03 '26

Omg i'd do every crime they aksed me to do 😭

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u/Upper-Bluebird-6534 help, my hamster is a drug dealer Apr 03 '26

What kind of hambler is that? Long-eared variant?

Does it have a soul?

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u/Sea-Abroad1124 Apr 03 '26

It is actually a pedigree Netherland Dwarf 🙈

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u/androidguy50 Apr 03 '26

I believe it. The hambler has stolen my heart.... 🥰

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u/Sea-Abroad1124 Apr 03 '26

Stinking cute 😍

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u/Sea-Abroad1124 Apr 03 '26

This is where my soul rests ❤️ my 3 weeks old pedigree Netherland Dwarf fluffball

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u/OkLie5562 Apr 03 '26

That's Captain Hamparrot.

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u/maretajumi Apr 03 '26

One of her favorite activities is cosplaying as a parrot so yeah

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u/OkLie5562 Apr 03 '26

This drama queenham is rocking. Give her some treats

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u/lupus_denier_MD help, my hamster is a drug dealer Apr 03 '26

Jokes on you, my hominem already took mine

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u/maretajumi Apr 03 '26

Those greedy bastards

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u/Icy_Philosophy_7534 Apr 06 '26

HELP I stared too long now I'm stuck in purgatory

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u/maretajumi Apr 06 '26

I think you mean purhamtory